# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/161 "2015-10-12T02:05:36Z")

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“your face!” a frying pan.

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 7:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/162 "2015-10-12T07:42:11Z")

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and then it hit me… like a frying pan to the front of my skull…and out through the back of my skull… I should really stop inner monologueing while people beat the crap out of me during the apocalypse. It is not conducive to my health…

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**Author:** ![Onisuzume](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cdc98d/32.png) [@Onisuzume](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Onisuzume)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/163 "2015-10-13T18:54:48Z")

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“Wing Attack Plan R” on a suitable explosive.

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/164 "2015-10-13T19:19:01Z")

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“Thy shall count to three…” -grenade, granade, holy hand grenade, and holy hand granade

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/165 "2015-10-13T19:26:49Z")

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“:3” - gallon jug filled with feline mutagen.

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/166 "2015-10-13T19:45:36Z")

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@ - thing of purifier

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**Author:** ![Agoelia](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/agoelia/32/435_2.png) [@Agoelia](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Agoelia)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/167 "2015-10-15T12:44:05Z")

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I forgot the best one!

‘‘Bad Motherfucker’’ on my cash card. It’s just bad that the char was not named Samuel L. Jackson.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/168 "2015-10-19T00:32:02Z")

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“beaver-reaver”

On the crossbow that my latest adventurer has shot 20+ beavers with. Little bastards keep banzai-charging me.

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/169 "2015-10-20T01:33:17Z")

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“nothing but eye-ball” -your choice of accurate weapon.

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/170 "2015-10-20T02:32:07Z")

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“Stay Determined” ~ Cheese

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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/171 "2015-10-21T22:48:21Z")

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“Red Lightning” Ruger Redhawk  
"Black Thunder" Ruger Blackhawk  
My character keeps them both in hip holsters. :I

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/172 "2015-10-22T00:07:25Z")

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“Shock” & “Awe” - dual wielding RPG’s

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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/173 "2015-11-07T20:51:40Z")

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“The Hammer” - Nailgun  
"Grand Slam" - Barbed Wire Bat  
"Connery Special" - Walther PPK

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**Author:** ![Taraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@Taraq](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Taraq)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/174 "2015-11-07T21:38:18Z")

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“How can she slap me so?” - Tiger Claws

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**Author:** ![G.E.C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/g.e.c/32/324_2.png) [@G.E.C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/G.E.C)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/175 "2015-11-08T18:46:11Z")

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“Fist of the north stab”- Punch dagger.

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/176 "2015-11-08T19:43:56Z")

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Ultra Hyper Amazing Tornado Kick Weapon.

On brass knuckles.

A club, on a katana.

Warning shot, on a shotgun loaded with explosive shells.

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**Author:** ![TheMightyHercules](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/themightyhercules/32/340_2.png) [@TheMightyHercules](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheMightyHercules)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/177 "2015-11-08T19:49:23Z")

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> [@G.E.C](#):
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> “Fist of the north stab”- Punch dagger.

Make sure you have the Centipede Martial Arts when wielding it.

“You’re already dead”

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/178 "2015-11-08T19:51:06Z")

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“Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

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**Author:** ![scorpion451](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/scorpion451/32/11266_2.png) [@scorpion451](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/scorpion451)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/179 "2015-11-09T02:56:00Z")

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On a control laptop: 4 8 15 16 23 42

On a sledgehammer: Mallet-O-Understanding

On a survivor rocket launcher: I’m attacking the darkness!

- 3 nerd points if you get at least two of those.  
+10 if you get all three.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/180 "2015-11-09T15:09:19Z")

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WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS? CAN I HAVE SOME MOUNTAIN DEW???

Heh, magic missile.

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