# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/141 "2015-09-16T00:26:48Z")

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Probably, but now I’m gonna write “If found, point this way and fire to return to owner.” and have the arrow point the business end at the user instead.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/142 "2015-09-16T00:31:41Z")

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You just got to have “front towards enemy” on a battleaxe.

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**Author:** ![Logrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/logrin/32/209_2.png) [@Logrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Logrin)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/143 "2015-09-16T14:35:27Z")

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“Ssssh!” and “Quiet Please!” on 120mm HEAT Shells from the Tank mod.

My characters always end up carving their name or snarky comments into stacks of ammo.

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/144 "2015-09-16T16:24:13Z")

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> [@Logrin](#):
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> My characters always end up carving […] snarky comments into stacks of ammo.

“Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.”

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**Author:** ![Rycon\_Roleplays](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rycon_roleplays/32/444_2.png) [@Rycon\_Roleplays](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rycon_Roleplays)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/145 "2015-09-17T09:27:30Z")

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“Drink Me” Gallon Jug of Bleach

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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/146 "2015-10-08T00:42:06Z")

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“Goliath” (Written with a survival marker) Sling

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**Author:** ![Agoelia](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/agoelia/32/435_2.png) [@Agoelia](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Agoelia)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/147 "2015-10-08T11:47:32Z")

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[quote=“gtaguy, post:12, topic:2503”]“Hide your kids.” - Hatchet  
"Grab your wife." - Pistol  
"Better get outta sight" - Grenade Launcher.[/quote]  
Awesome.

‘‘Born to kill’’ on whatever helmet I’m wearing.  
’‘Property of G. Freeman’’ on my crowbar’’  
’‘Plan T’’ on my mininuke.  
’‘Plan A’’ on my diamond katana  
’‘Please don’t rape children’’ on my gallon jug of ursine mutagen. +1 5,56mm ammo if you get the reference  
’‘you really fucked up this time, didn’t you?’’ on my AA12.  
’‘Why have quality when you can have quantity?’’ on that minigun that shoots .22, can’t recall the name.  
’‘IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’’ on my Browning BLR. I add one for every human/hulk/very big enemy killed.  
’‘Better than Cupido’s arrows, straight to the heart’’ on my handloaded incendiary sniper round.

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/148 "2015-10-08T13:56:38Z")

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[quote=“Agoelia, post:147, topic:2503”][quote=“gtaguy, post:12, topic:2503”]“Hide your kids.” - Hatchet  
"Grab your wife." - Pistol  
"Better get outta sight" - Grenade Launcher.[/quote]  
Awesome.

‘‘Born to kill’’ on whatever helmet I’m wearing.  
’‘Property of G. Freeman’’ on my crowbar’’  
’‘Plan T’’ on my mininuke.  
’‘Plan A’’ on my diamond katana  
’‘Please don’t rape children’’ on my gallon jug of ursine mutagen. +1 5,56mm ammo if you get the reference  
’‘you really fucked up this time, didn’t you?’’ on my AA12.  
’‘Why have quality when you can have quantity?’’ on that minigun that shoots .22, can’t recall the name.  
’‘IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’’ on my Browning BLR. I add one for every human/hulk/very big enemy killed.  
’‘Better than Cupido’s arrows, straight to the heart’’ on my handloaded incendiary sniper round.[/quote]  
every 5 "I"s change them for a V or a \ makes it more impressive relatively quickly \<-suggestion

“Free Zed hugs”-RPG  
"Food for thought"-Sniper  
"Won’t make that mistake again"-also sniper or shotgun  
"Lil’ Clingy"-throwing knife  
"Stick around"-javelin

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/149 "2015-10-08T16:24:43Z")

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Pedobear reference I want my ammo now pls not in my body pls

time to write “i want my ammo not in my body pls” on the next kevlar vest I find.

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**Author:** ![Sternenfisch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@Sternenfisch](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sternenfisch)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/150 "2015-10-08T20:41:41Z")

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As I mostly use my fists (and Tiger or Brawling) to finish off threats that come to close, is there a way to ‘stay calm’ tattoo on my knuckles? Although I could just write that on a pair of steel knuckles too I guess…

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/151 "2015-10-08T20:54:16Z")

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“You engrave ‘fick dich’ on your none.”

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/152 "2015-10-08T21:05:56Z")

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> [@Sternenfisch](#):
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> As I mostly use my fists (and Tiger or Brawling) to finish off threats that come to close, is there a way to ‘stay calm’ tattoo on my knuckles? Although I could just write that on a pair of steel knuckles too I guess…

Pity Fool  
Fear Dead  
Dead Calm  
Jury Mojo  
Dojo Pack  
Joey Josh  
Bump Back  
Zeds Dead  
Much Bonk  
Neck Pulp  
Wimp Trap  
Duck Punk  
Palm Pike  
Five Plow

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/153 "2015-10-08T21:08:51Z")

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> [@Litppunk](#):
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> Much Bonk

Much bonk, such fist, very pain?

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/154 "2015-10-08T21:14:14Z")

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need more hand  
kill them  
fury fist  
Death Fist

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/155 "2015-10-08T21:21:52Z")

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You must become a hundred-handed giant to engrave all the knuckle tats.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/156 "2015-10-09T02:52:06Z")

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I’m sure there’s a mutagen for that.

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/157 "2015-10-09T04:18:14Z")

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We need a new mutation category: Hekatonkheire.

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**Author:** ![Graphical](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/graphical/32/12739_2.png) [@Graphical](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Graphical)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/158 "2015-10-09T16:16:04Z")

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“Destroyer of worlds” - cell phone.

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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/159 "2015-10-09T19:51:45Z")

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“Your Mom” - Atomic vibrator

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**Author:** ![Litppunk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/litppunk/32/409_2.png) [@Litppunk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Litppunk)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/160 "2015-10-10T01:02:35Z")

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XD thats just so wrong -\_-

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