# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/121 "2013-10-03T18:52:53Z")

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Ashes to Ashes In a flamethrower

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/122 "2013-10-03T22:46:37Z")

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John how did you carve IN a flamethrower?

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/123 "2013-10-04T03:29:51Z")

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> [@Gatora](#):
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> John how did you carve IN a flamethrower?

Shhh, don’t question it. You may cause something to explode.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 6:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/124 "2013-10-04T06:17:01Z")

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“Found next to the dancing unicorn farting rainbows” - On a bag of cocaine.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 8:00am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/125 "2013-10-04T08:00:00Z")

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If you ever find a bag of cocaine inscribed with 😃

that’s mine. No touchie.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 10:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/126 "2013-10-04T10:34:01Z")

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Nailed it.

Carved on to a pretty upgraded nail rifle.

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/127 "2013-10-04T21:41:05Z")

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‘Zombie go boom’ on a stick of dynamite.

and also i see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![DrPepperNapalm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@DrPepperNapalm](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DrPepperNapalm)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/128 "2013-10-05T04:12:39Z")

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“BOOM HEADSHOT!!!” - on a sniper conversion

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**Author:** ![Geozo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/geozo/32/484_2.png) [@Geozo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Geozo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/129 "2015-09-13T00:56:01Z")

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So while playing C:DDA I found a magic marker, and after I read the inscription I had to google the joke to get it. Then I happened to find this thread. So I made an account to revive it because I liked reading it so much, hope you guys don’t mind.

I have a scabbard that is etched with 'Like a hot knife’  
In that scabbard is a Flammenshwert with “through butter”

‘butthead’ on my army helmet  
’knock knock’ on my reinforced fire axe  
’Hole puncher’ on my accurized crossbow

This is great, I hope you guys keep posting more.

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**Author:** ![stk2008](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@stk2008](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/stk2008)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/130 "2015-09-13T01:02:16Z")

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“shit gets deep”

On a vibrator

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/131 "2015-09-13T01:21:43Z")

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I vaguely recall carving “Jotunlae” on a weapon at one point. I need to carve something funny someday.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/132 "2015-09-13T06:03:54Z")

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“Plan A” on my shotgun,

“Plan B” on my smoke canisters,

“I didn’t think this through” on my jerrycan of gasoline.

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**Author:** ![RADIALTHRONE1](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/radialthrone1/32/377_2.png) [@RADIALTHRONE1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RADIALTHRONE1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/133 "2015-09-15T00:31:30Z")

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On my A7 Laser Rifle  
"GARY!!!"

On my TEC-9  
"Tech N9ne"

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**Author:** ![Eric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Eric](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Eric)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/134 "2015-09-15T15:44:32Z")

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I can engrave stuff on items? How do I do that?

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/135 "2015-09-15T15:45:51Z")

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> [@Eric](#):
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> I can engrave stuff on items? How do I do that?

Use a knife.  
And if violence doesn t solve your problem-.  
Use a bigger knife.

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/136 "2015-09-15T17:01:17Z")

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“stick around” on my knifes what i use to throw  
"my vision is augmented" on sunglasses

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**Author:** ![TheMightyHercules](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/themightyhercules/32/340_2.png) [@TheMightyHercules](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheMightyHercules)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/137 "2015-09-15T22:10:14Z")

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“Hanzo” - Diamond Katana.

“Dead Air” - Heavily Modified Reflex Recurve Bow.

“Nirvana”\* - Modified RM99 Revolver.

And No, The Revolver isn’t named after the band Nirvana, It Is commonly associated with Buddhism.  
It literally means “blown out”, as in a candle…

…Well, That’s what google said. And we all know how reliable \*\*\*\* on the internet could be.

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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/138 "2015-09-15T22:28:38Z")

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“Doorbuster” - Sledgehammer stored in the trunk of my vehicle

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/139 "2015-09-16T00:14:07Z")

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By “Use a knife”, we mean hit (a) to apply the knife, and select the option to engrave an item that way.

Hey, if Nirvana is that place we go when we ascend mortality and boring needs and wants, then hey. Being dead is probably “close enough” from the gun’s perspective.

I think my most frequently carved non-joke item is a tobacco pipe with “If you can’t beat 'em, mock 'em.”

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**Author:** ![DG123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/54ee81/32.png) [@DG123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DG123)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/140 "2015-09-16T00:17:18Z")

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I assume someone’s done the obvious and put “point this end at the enemy” on a rocket launcher?

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