# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Miloch](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/miloch/32/1339_2.png) [@Miloch](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Miloch)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/101 "2013-09-22T03:32:19Z")

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I haven’t done this yet, but…  
Mini-Nuke - “I have become death, destroyer of worlds…”

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**Author:** ![Grandpuh\_Ty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Grandpuh\_Ty](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Grandpuh_Ty)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/102 "2013-09-22T05:06:40Z")

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Crowbar - “Day One”

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/103 "2013-09-22T07:15:40Z")

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“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

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**Author:** ![Soviet\_Troopa](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/soviet_troopa/32/193_2.png) [@Soviet\_Troopa](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Soviet_Troopa)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 9:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/104 "2013-09-22T09:43:37Z")

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Army Helmet - “Property of A.Badass”

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**Author:** ![AerialK7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@AerialK7](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/AerialK7)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 10:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/105 "2013-09-22T10:09:50Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> “YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.  
[size=3pt]\<3[/size]

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 10:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/106 "2013-09-22T10:21:07Z")

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> [@AerialK7](#):
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> [quote=“Mrnocamera, post:103, topic:2503”]“YOU ARE ALONE, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH!” - Carved on what I assume was a female by a pool, when I found a guy in the pool who was not a swimmer.

Stahp it, the GTAV quote killed me.  
[size=3pt]\<3[/size][/quote]  
I have more. Mwhahaha.  
“Went through Trevor Philips Enterprises.” - Carved on all Assault rifles found in the biggest city’s I find.  
“Taken from a Banana Humvee.” - Carved on a piece of hard plating I took from a car filled with spitters. (Because Banana Humvee. I have no clue if the color changes each time, but when I broke into Michael’s house, the car was banana yellow.)

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/107 "2013-09-22T21:02:25Z")

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[Redacted]  
No, no talking about child molestation and Vore/Gore.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/108 "2013-09-22T21:05:22Z")

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[Redacted yet again]  
No rape-y stuff and Vore/Gore either.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/109 "2013-09-22T21:06:38Z")

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Dafuuuuhhhhqqqq

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/110 "2013-09-22T21:10:28Z")

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Running Scissors - pair of scissors I ran away from a horde with in my hand.

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**Author:** ![DrPepperNapalm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@DrPepperNapalm](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DrPepperNapalm)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/111 "2013-09-28T14:02:13Z")

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“This Machine kills Zombies”- on an M14  
"The un-fucker"- on an MP5 kitted out such that it seem to work great for thinning groups of zombies  
"Revolution"- on a No. 9  
"WRITER"- on a SWAT vest

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**Author:** ![HS1342](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/hs1342/32/190_2.png) [@HS1342](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HS1342)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/112 "2013-09-28T14:31:38Z")

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“Pointy end forward” a knife spear  
"Why am I carving on this?!" an active mininuke

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/113 "2013-09-28T15:50:16Z")

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> [@HS1342](#):
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> “Why am I carving on this?!” an active mininuke

!!Science!! Dictates you must!

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**Author:** ![ComputerWarrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@ComputerWarrior](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ComputerWarrior)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/114 "2013-09-28T20:57:40Z")

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“Hugging Saves Lives” - written/carved on the only kevlar vest (but nicely fitting) I found in the entire seven days of city cleaning.  
“Kissing Machine” - carved on the head of my personal stone shovel because I couldn’t and still can’t bloody find a shovel anymore.  
“Today Will Be Sunny” - carved somehow on an untouched flamethrower. Last time I used a flamethrower the flames engulfed myself as well, so I’m not particularly keen to use it.

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**Author:** ![Moreal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/moreal/32/2030_2.png) [@Moreal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Moreal)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/115 "2013-09-29T20:04:35Z")

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" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,  
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

- written on the ‘Gold Ring’

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**Author:** ![DrPepperNapalm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@DrPepperNapalm](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DrPepperNapalm)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/116 "2013-10-03T04:45:39Z")

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“Try to think a little bigger” - on an MGL  
"I’ve got a hole in me pocket" - on a none  
"Peter Gabriel" - on a sledge hammer

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/117 "2013-10-03T06:12:14Z")

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[quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,  
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

- written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]

Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that. ☹

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**Author:** ![Miloch](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/miloch/32/1339_2.png) [@Miloch](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Miloch)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/118 "2013-10-03T06:37:41Z")

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I’ll give you a hint… TOLKIEN!

Ok… not so much a hint as a sledge hammer. So I failed my subtly check… Bah. Mini-nukes it is then, sir.

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**Author:** ![Moreal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/moreal/32/2030_2.png) [@Moreal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Moreal)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/119 "2013-10-03T16:05:10Z")

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[quote=“bubbadoo14, post:117, topic:2503”][quote=“Moreal, post:115, topic:2503”]" Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,  
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. "

- written on the ‘Gold Ring’[/quote]

Google translate wouldn’t translate any of that. :([/quote]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One\_Ring](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Ring) +1 If your character’s name is “Frodo” +5 for “Smeagol”

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/120 "2013-10-03T18:33:38Z")

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“W+M1” On a flamethrower.

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