# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/81 "2013-09-15T08:46:18Z")

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> [@StoneCacti](#):
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> [quote=“PiotraperPL, post:78, topic:2503”][quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
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> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

> Quote from: Pthalocy  
> Quote from: PiotraperPL  
> Posts twice in a row

[size=18pt]-snappety snip-[/size]

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[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size][/quote]

rofl, owned.

Btw, did i mention, thanks for the protip?[/quote]  
No problem.

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/82 "2013-09-16T22:36:23Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

I hope he makes it through transformation, or he’ll be just handled by Sheldon (TBBT) to glow in dark, eternally. 😉

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/83 "2013-09-17T03:28:00Z")

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I wouldn’t put it past Hoss to glow in the dark. His aquarium was full of fallout when I found him (shh that’s the going story).

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/84 "2013-09-17T15:30:54Z")

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“snibedi snab :—DDDD” - boltcutters  
"Candlejack" - Savage 111F  
"I’m not even mad" - flamethrower  
"Sange" - broadsword  
"Yasha" - katana  
"AND STAY DOWN" - Saiga  
"11.11.1988 TULA ARMS PRODUCTION FACILITY" - AK-74  
"You tend to exaggerate, don’t ya?" - Ganz Rustung  
"DENNIS!!!" - slingshot  
"Groovy." - chainsaw

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/85 "2013-09-17T19:00:41Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:84, topic:2503”]“Sange” - broadsword  
"Yasha" - katana[/quote]  
Defend the Ancient goddammit!

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/86 "2013-09-17T19:25:06Z")

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> "Groovy." - chainsaw

ROFL. This goes into my Serbian translation for real.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/87 "2013-09-17T19:30:27Z")

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“BURN BITCHES BURN!” - Carved on a flamethrower.  
“BONK!” - Carved on a baseball bat.  
“Drink up, freak.” Carved on a metal jerrycan of mutagen.  
“SHOTGUN RAIN!” - Carved on any shotgun I find.  
“Carefully remove the eyes from their sockets.” - Carved on a X-Acto knife.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/88 "2013-09-18T17:20:39Z")

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“En livstid i krig” - AK-74(at least until somebody add Mosin-Nagant rifle)  
“Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube  
"TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE/BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE" - jackhammer  
"SLEDGE’S SHOOTA" - double-barrelled shotgun with attached bayonet  
"Why would you do that?" - steel jerrycan of “tainted tornado”

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/89 "2013-09-20T01:52:33Z")

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“Use for picking zombies brains out of the salad bar” on steel tongs

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**Author:** ![Annarchia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Annarchia](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Annarchia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/90 "2013-09-20T17:56:38Z")

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“More Dakka!” on an M249.

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**Author:** ![Isidarth](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/isidarth/32/106_2.png) [@Isidarth](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Isidarth)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/91 "2013-09-20T21:46:59Z")

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> [@trusty\_patches](#):
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> “Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube

Sorry to be “that person,” but you need a verb here. ‘Mit’ is just a preposition, and they can’t stand on their own in german. Try “Mit uns ist Gott.”

[size=4pt](I blame the fact that I am currently taking classes in this)[/size]

> [@trusty\_patches](#):
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> “Why would you do that?” - steel jerrycan of “tainted tornado”

Exactly my thoughts when I saw that recipe.

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**Author:** ![Derschlact](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derschlact/32/184_2.png) [@Derschlact](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Derschlact)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/92 "2013-09-20T23:27:04Z")

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> [@Isidarth](#):
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> [quote=“trusty\_patches, post:88, topic:2503”]“Gott mit uns” - pickelhaube

Sorry to be “that person,” but you need a verb here. ‘Mit’ is just a preposition, and they can’t stand on their own in german. Try “Mit uns ist Gott.”

[size=4pt](I blame the fact that I am currently taking classes in this)[/size][/quote]

> **[Gott mit uns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gott_mit_uns)**
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> Gott mit uns ('God \[is\] with us') is a phrase commonly used in heraldry in Prussia (from 1701) and later by the German military during the periods spanning the German Empire (1871–1918), Weimar Republic (1918–1933), and Nazi Germany (1933–1945). It was also commonly used by Sweden in most of its wars and especially as a battle cry during the Thirty Years' War.
> Matthew 1:23 refers to the prophecy written in Isaiah 7:14, glossing the name Immanuel (Emmanuel, .mw-parser-output .script-hebrew,.mw-...

The Boomsticks - Exploding arrows 😛  
[size=4pt]devs y u no brown bess[/size]  
[size=4pt]also hi[/size]

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**Author:** ![pulsefrequency](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pulsefrequency](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pulsefrequency)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/93 "2013-09-21T02:20:36Z")

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“Ultima Ratio Regum” on the M249… Snow Crash, anyone?

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**Author:** ![pulsefrequency](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pulsefrequency](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pulsefrequency)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/94 "2013-09-21T02:56:25Z")

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“Twinkle” on a katana in homage to Drizzt Do’Urden

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 6:23am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/95 "2013-09-21T06:23:26Z")

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Isi I think you got told :U But in a way that resulted in two people teaching me a thing so that’s cool.

Shoot what’s Drizzt’s other sword, snowfrostbadass or something actually kinda cool. Haha, cool. Someone slap me for these puns.

“THE MORE YOU KNOW!” - inscribed on the heaviest skill book I can find, and use for bludgeoning purposes. (if not heavy, the big book of first aid ought to do.)

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**Author:** ![Annarchia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Annarchia](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Annarchia)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/96 "2013-09-21T16:53:22Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> Shoot what’s Drizzt’s other sword, snowfrostbadass or something actually kinda cool. Haha, cool. Someone slap me for these puns.

Icingdeath.

“Apply pointy end” on a rapier.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/97 "2013-09-21T17:03:59Z")

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“I have a headache.” - Carved on asprins.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/98 "2013-09-21T18:35:10Z")

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“Space Asshole” - sledgehammer  
"From Xzibit to his favourite dawg" - bundle of plastic bags(don’t remember, 5 or 10?)  
“Enter the gates/Auschwitz awaits!” - flamethrower  
"You think this is bad? Let me tell you what - PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" - butter knife used as a weapon  
"Damn, silver-outfitted pistol. Old and heavy." - Colt .45  
"B.Y.O.B." - Pipe grenade launcher

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**Author:** ![Soviet\_Troopa](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/soviet_troopa/32/193_2.png) [@Soviet\_Troopa](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Soviet_Troopa)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/99 "2013-09-21T22:17:38Z")

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Mini Nuke - "if the clock is ticking, you’re most likely fucked"  
Sledge Hammer - "I Pity The Fool"  
Crowbar - "WARNING: Wielder may be a badass"  
Shishkebab - "IM ON FIYAAH!"  
Jaqueshammer - "OH ITS ON NOW!"  
Stack of Dynamite - "I have 99 problems, light this, and you have none"  
Portal Gun - "Property of Aperture Science (Chelle scribled on the side)"  
Turret - "HeyThereHowMayIHelpYou?! nope, youre dead…"  
Shotgunrevolver - "OHHHHHH IT GOES BOOM-BOOM"  
Grenade - "Smile and give them SUNSHIIIIIINE!"  
Pipe Bomb - "Tested and approved by lab monkeys"  
XM-P Plasma Rifle - “And I WILL Rain Hellfire Upon The Beasts!”

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/100 "2013-09-22T03:07:03Z")

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“I have a ginormous headache” carved on a bottle of Triple Sec.

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