# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Isidarth](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/isidarth/32/106_2.png) [@Isidarth](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Isidarth)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/61 "2013-08-12T07:32:41Z")

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> [@Gatora](#):
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> also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.

The last thing this game needs is a Boston Basher.

…Incidentally, I may make that the name of my next car.

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/62 "2013-09-13T19:06:43Z")

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“This is for fighting.” on a M14.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/63 "2013-09-13T21:27:27Z")

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> [@Isidarth](#):
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> [quote=“Gatora, post:60, topic:2503”]also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.

The last thing this game needs is a Boston Basher.

…Incidentally, I may make that the name of my next car.[/quote]

A++ vehicle.

My first call will be the unstoppable force. I will inscribe immovable object on whatever takes it down, provided I survive.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/64 "2013-09-14T02:59:22Z")

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> [@Draconaes](#):
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> [quote=“MarkB, post:55, topic:2503”]“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.[/quote]

Welcome to the forum, Zachery. ![](http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/122/2/4/off___the_batter_and_zacharie_by_ladylemmon94-d635ppi.png) 😛

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**Author:** ![ShinQuickMan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/shinquickman/32/2516_2.png) [@ShinQuickMan](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ShinQuickMan)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/65 "2013-09-14T04:45:54Z")

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I call my combat knife ‘Rear Valiant’.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/66 "2013-09-14T04:48:27Z")

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What rhymes with glock? ~ Glock 19

Hey girl Can you say Bling Bling? ~ Crack Pipe

Why did i find this in the bedroom? ~ Zucchini

Celine Dion? -1 Enjoyability ~MP3 Player

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**Author:** ![Ian\_Strachan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ian_strachan/32/1003_2.png) [@Ian\_Strachan](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Ian_Strachan)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/67 "2013-09-14T16:40:05Z")

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“Don’t tread on me” on a landmine.

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**Author:** ![jimboblordofeskimos](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jimboblordofeskimos/32/2_2.png) [@jimboblordofeskimos](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jimboblordofeskimos)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/68 "2013-09-14T19:17:07Z")

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‘I’  
‘AM’  
‘A’  
‘BIT’  
‘OF’  
‘A’  
‘TROLL’  
In single words on multiple butter knives, then  
’!'  
On my katana, which is the last thing I throw.

‘Floominator’ On my sawn off SAIGA. Ive always assumed bodies make a FLOOM! sound as they are turned inside out.

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/69 "2013-09-14T21:28:09Z")

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“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar  
"Let the bodies hit the floor" - Magnum  
"I will reengineer your face" - Wrench  
"Curing the infection, on bullet at the time" - Glock  
"Makin’ boom booms" - Grenades  
"PANIC" - A glass flask of purifier  
"bandages for windows" - 2x4s  
"here be dragons" - road maps  
"I hope some zombie chokes on this" - cue ball (because of this I like to always carry one around)  
[hr]  
“Little bastards” - Nails  
"Little bastard launcher" - Nailgun  
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" " - none

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/70 "2013-09-14T22:06:44Z")

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“You really want to know?” - aluminum keg, filled to the brim with gasoline. And you don’t want to know.

* * *

“GRINDGRINDGRIND KILLKILLKILL” - gas mask  
"I’VE GOT THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE" - wood axe

* * *

“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull or any other revolver

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“POWER UP THE BASS CANNON” - zweihander

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“To the most robust person of year” - flame extinguisher

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/71 "2013-09-14T22:10:39Z")

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The Fish Bowl states "Three Wishes"  
The Keg states "Biohazard Deathwish"  
The Mininuke states "Yo Mama So Big"  
The Scissors state "Stolen From Ya Sistah"  
The Sniper Rifle (any) states "Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky"  
The Plastic Jerrycan with Salt Water states "Apply On Papercut"  
The Crossbow States “Five Step Reload Death Punch”

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/72 "2013-09-15T01:15:19Z")

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[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/73 "2013-09-15T01:17:22Z")

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> [@vultures](#):
>
> The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/74 "2013-09-15T01:19:14Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/75 "2013-09-15T08:05:04Z")

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For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/76 "2013-09-15T08:13:28Z")

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[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/77 "2013-09-15T08:28:34Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
>
> For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/78 "2013-09-15T08:34:17Z")

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> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

> Quote from: Pthalocy  
> Quote from: PiotraperPL  
> Posts twice in a row

![](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/087/e/1/profile_picture_by_watfaceplz-d4u7trn.png)

[hr]

[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size]

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/79 "2013-09-15T08:36:17Z")

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> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]  
Hey.

READ TEH DIFFERANCEDS PLZ.

KAY.

CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN. THIS IS BAD.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/80 "2013-09-15T08:43:37Z")

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> [@PiotraperPL](#):
>
> [quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]

> Quote from: Pthalocy  
> Quote from: PiotraperPL  
> Posts twice in a row

![](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/087/e/1/profile_picture_by_watfaceplz-d4u7trn.png)

[hr]

[size=36pt]Only paypal, m8.[/size][/quote]

> [@Mrnocamera](#):
>
> [quote=“StoneCacti, post:77, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:75, topic:2503”]For the record, Hoss does not grant wishes when his fish bowl is rubbed. Hopefully some day his bowl will be programmed to grant punches.

[quote=“PiotraperPL, post:76, topic:2503”][spoiler=PROTIP for StoneCacti (and everyone in general)]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:72, topic:2503”][quote=“PiotraperPL, post:69, topic:2503”]“Gordon Freeman” - Crowbar

" " - none[/quote]

roflmao[/quote]

> [@StoneCacti](#):
>
> [quote=“vultures, post:71, topic:2503”]The Sniper Rifle (any) states “Google Zombie: I’m Feeling Lucky”

lmao[/quote]

[quote=“StoneCacti, post:74, topic:2503”][quote=“trusty\_patches, post:70, topic:2503”]\*\*\*  
“Reach for the sky” - Taurus Raging Bull  
\*\*\*[/quote]

Oh yeah! Thats some good tastes in handguns my friend.[/quote]  
PROTIP: It is possible to quote more than one post in one post, and this post is an example for this.  
[/spoiler][/quote]

> Posts twice in a row  
> Second post is about how to avoid spamming

Do you take paypal/bitcoins for that personal message space?[/quote]  
Hey.

READ TEH DIFFERANCEDS PLZ.

KAY.

CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN. THIS IS BAD.[/quote]

rofl, owned.

Btw, did i mention, thanks for the protip?

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