# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/41 "2013-08-07T02:19:44Z")

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“Mr. Clean”, the awlpike that I may, or may not, use to cut up my once rich, and now undead, neighbour.

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**Author:** ![Otaku](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/otaku/32/27_2.png) [@Otaku](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Otaku)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/42 "2013-08-07T03:39:31Z")

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“Not a gun.” On a welder. It has a hole that stuff comes out of, why is it not gun-like right? [size=1pt]You have a sick mind if you think of it like that.[/size]  
“Does not work on wood.” Hacksaw  
"Does not work on metal." Woodsaw

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/43 "2013-08-07T04:24:28Z")

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“Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/44 "2013-08-07T08:04:56Z")

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> [@gtaguy](#):
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> “Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

If that is from where I think it is from, then… I have no clue.

Also: “KURT COBAIN!” On a Remington.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/45 "2013-08-07T08:17:43Z")

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“YOU DIED” written on the awl pike or on the sledgehammer, +1 water canteen if you get the reference  
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." - broadsword(Yes, you can write all this text on the broadsword)

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**Author:** ![Iosyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/iosyn/32/35_2.png) [@Iosyn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Iosyn)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 11:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/46 "2013-08-07T11:14:37Z")

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> [@gtaguy](#):
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> “Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

MGQ?  
Gotta love slimegirls. And succubi. And lamia… and anything else remotely half-female.

My favourite so far?

This is a backpack full of spiders.

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**Author:** ![Scheuche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@Scheuche](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Scheuche)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/47 "2013-08-07T14:36:11Z")

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> [@gtaguy](#):
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> “Clever girl” Goo container. +1 internets if you get the reference.

Something to do with Headcrabs Dinosaur in the shower?

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/48 "2013-08-07T18:52:01Z")

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Jurassic park and DNA canisters, HAH nice.

“Ni!” on a wielded shrubbery. Okay I can’t wield shrubberies. I wish I could.

“You cannot pick up ye flask” on a canteen.

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**Author:** ![MarkB](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/markb/32/152_2.png) [@MarkB](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MarkB)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/49 "2013-08-07T20:35:12Z")

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“If you can read this I’m driving too close.”

Inscribed on a set of Spiked Plating before I welded it onto the front of my bike.

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/50 "2013-08-08T02:26:10Z")

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“this is nothing and it’s mine so stay back!” on a none.

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**Author:** ![The\_Slime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@The\_Slime](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/The_Slime)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/51 "2013-08-08T03:19:24Z")

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‘Lucky’ on a Ruger Redhawk I keep loaded and on my desk. Just in case.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 7:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/52 "2013-08-08T07:30:03Z")

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“MR. PILGRIM!” On a pair of boots.

I sightly doubt anyone will get the reference, but if you do, +100 movie knowledge.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 6:50am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/53 "2013-08-09T06:50:55Z")

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“Luau maker” on my knife spear  
"Your next" written on a rock (used maker)  
“The pages are stuck” playboy magazine  
"Tuesday portal storms, with a chance of doom" on weather transcripts  
"This FN gun" on my FN five seven

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/54 "2013-08-09T20:51:24Z")

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I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger -On the Savage 111F I have been using to protect my church in Dynamic Spawn Mode.

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**Author:** ![MarkB](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/markb/32/152_2.png) [@MarkB](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MarkB)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 9:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/55 "2013-08-10T09:15:12Z")

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“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 9:39am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/56 "2013-08-10T09:39:08Z")

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“You walk alone in no man’s land” - steeltoed boots  
"Waiting for bless or helping hand" - filter mask  
"Old World’s Glory" - SKS  
"DUCK AND COVER" - mininuke  
"Sitting in the car, eating dog food and no one would say anything against" - dog food(+1 steel jerrycan of gasoline if you get the reference)  
“I ain’t even mad” - plastic jerrycan of mutagen

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**Author:** ![Draconaes](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/draconaes/32/169_2.png) [@Draconaes](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Draconaes)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/57 "2013-08-10T16:13:57Z")

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> [@MarkB](#):
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> “Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.

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**Author:** ![MarkB](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/markb/32/152_2.png) [@MarkB](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MarkB)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/58 "2013-08-10T16:40:01Z")

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> [@Draconaes](#):
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> [quote=“MarkB, post:55, topic:2503”]“Calling Danny Boy” on my Broadsword.

Registered just to say that this is amazing, good sir.[/quote]

Thank you kindly, you do me honour sir.

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**Author:** ![woflsipder](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/woflsipder/32/90_2.png) [@woflsipder](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/woflsipder)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/59 "2013-08-10T16:41:37Z")

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I engraved “goodnight sweet prince” on the nails i used to create my makeshift bed.  
I was surprised to see that you can engrave more letters on nails than two by fours.

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/60 "2013-08-10T19:28:42Z")

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just so people know you can erase the there is a message on this “insert item name here” that says you can just delete all of that for more space.

also “swing bata bata swing!” on a nail bat.

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