# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/21 "2013-08-02T14:25:00Z")

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“I violate warranties” on a screwdriver.  
“Aim this end at enemy” on a LAW.

You can carve any solid item made of wood, plastic, glass, chitin, iron, steel or silver  
Basically you can’t carve liquids or cloth.  
I’m not sure how it interacts with water bottles \<\_\<

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/22 "2013-08-03T01:47:00Z")

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Lol.

Yep, these are good?

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**Author:** ![rilo12](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rilo12/32/969_2.png) [@rilo12](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/rilo12)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/23 "2013-08-03T02:21:43Z")

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“Mr.Slashy” Carved onto my whiskey bottle which was used to beat a brute to death.

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**Author:** ![Labtop\_215](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Labtop\_215](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Labtop_215)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/24 "2013-08-03T05:24:26Z")

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[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:21, topic:2503”]“I violate warranties” on a screwdriver.  
“Aim this end at enemy” on a LAW.

You can carve any solid item made of wood, plastic, glass, chitin, iron, steel or silver  
Basically you can’t carve liquids or cloth.  
I’m not sure how it interacts with water bottles \<\_\<[/quote]

I couldn’t carve on a rock when I last tried. I tried carving “R.I.P. Brave Hero” on a rock to commemorate a dead soldier who’s equipment I took since he didn’t need it anymore. I still cremated him and carved that on a 2 by 4 instead.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 6:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/25 "2013-08-03T06:08:09Z")

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“GARBAGE DAY!” - on a revolver

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**Author:** ![The\_Slime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@The\_Slime](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/The_Slime)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/26 "2013-08-03T06:41:16Z")

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I didn’t even know there was an engrave function. So help me if I ever get ahold of a revolver imma name it Dirty Harry.

And run around asking every zombie I see if they feel lucky, before removing half their head.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 7:52am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/27 "2013-08-03T07:52:39Z")

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> [@Pthalocy](#):
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> “GARBAGE DAY!” - on a revolver

Shout GARBAGE DAY! whenever you shoot it. You totally won’t seem insane to your neighbor.

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**Author:** ![Livingstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f0a364/32.png) [@Livingstone](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Livingstone)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 9:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/28 "2013-08-03T09:37:10Z")

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“Fuck you you fucking fuck” on a worn t-shirt whenever I play a “Punk Rock Girl” or a “Computer Hacker”.

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**Author:** ![Rexels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Rexels](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rexels)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/29 "2013-08-04T03:03:05Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> [quote=“Pthalocy, post:25, topic:2503”]“GARBAGE DAY!” - on a revolver

Shout GARBAGE DAY! whenever you shoot it. You totally won’t seem insane to your neighbor.[/quote]

Neighbors? My base it’s near a trifflid groove, I don’t think they mind. Also, I’m carving ‘‘Born to Kill’’ in my army helmet.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/30 "2013-08-04T03:04:44Z")

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" Thunderverge!" On my crowbar. Use with heat drain and electroshock melee bionic.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/31 "2013-08-04T07:08:07Z")

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> [@Rexels](#):
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> [quote=“Mrnocamera, post:27, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:25, topic:2503”]“GARBAGE DAY!” - on a revolver

Shout GARBAGE DAY! whenever you shoot it. You totally won’t seem insane to your neighbor.[/quote]

Neighbors? My base it’s near a trifflid groove, I don’t think they mind. Also, I’m carving ‘‘Born to Kill’’ in my army helmet.[/quote]  
I meant in real life. Press f, then f again. “GARBAGE DAY!” f, f. “GARBAGE DAY!”

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**Author:** ![Rexels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Rexels](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rexels)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/32 "2013-08-04T15:33:10Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> [quote=“Rexels, post:29, topic:2503”][quote=“Mrnocamera, post:27, topic:2503”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:25, topic:2503”]“GARBAGE DAY!” - on a revolver

Shout GARBAGE DAY! whenever you shoot it. You totally won’t seem insane to your neighbor.[/quote]

Neighbors? My base it’s near a trifflid groove, I don’t think they mind. Also, I’m carving ‘‘Born to Kill’’ in my army helmet.[/quote]  
I meant in real life. Press f, then f again. “GARBAGE DAY!” f, f. “GARBAGE DAY!”[/quote]

As a matter of fact, my real life neighbors are also trillids. I live in a hippie commune.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/33 "2013-08-05T02:59:53Z")

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"@ Killer"  
A none that I used to beat an NPC to death with after he trade it to me.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/34 "2013-08-05T13:28:28Z")

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“MOM I JUST KILLED A MAN” - nail board  
"I hope zombies don’t know about a zweihander in that mansion" - awl pike  
"\> implying that i can’t kill jabberwock with this" - butter knife  
"Gentlemen" - pocket knife  
"Gentlementlemen" - wrist watch

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**Author:** ![Otaku](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/otaku/32/27_2.png) [@Otaku](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Otaku)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/35 "2013-08-05T14:33:09Z")

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Most sure if we have pocket watches yet but…  
“Don’t forget 3 Oct '11”

+1 if you get the reference

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/36 "2013-08-05T14:53:47Z")

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[quote=“Otaku, post:35, topic:2503”]Most sure if we have pocket watches yet but…  
“Don’t forget 3 Oct '11”

+1 if you get the reference[/quote]  
Uh… I’m guessing from my little knowledge of anime, it’s Fullmetal Alchemist? It’s the only anime I’ve watched a small bit of.

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**Author:** ![Otaku](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/otaku/32/27_2.png) [@Otaku](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Otaku)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/37 "2013-08-06T03:08:26Z")

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+1 goest to Mrnocamera. Congratualations

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/38 "2013-08-06T03:15:05Z")

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!!Theoretical Physics!! on every crowbar ever

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/39 "2013-08-06T23:51:20Z")

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i put ‘MacGyver powers go!’ on improvised lock picks.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/40 "2013-08-07T00:16:03Z")

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“Dead body verifier” on a heavy stick.

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