# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Dead\_End\_Road](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/dead_end_road/32/499_2.png) [@Dead\_End\_Road](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dead_End_Road)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/181 "2015-11-10T19:43:03Z")

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Its not funny or original but i have carved adam and eve on the combat knifes i carry then kain on my redhawk, abel on my scar-l and my car is called eden.

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**Author:** ![Graphical](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/graphical/32/12739_2.png) [@Graphical](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Graphical)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 8:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/182 "2015-11-13T08:29:40Z")

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> [@scorpion451](#):
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> On a control laptop: 4 8 15 16 23 42

DESMOND!!!

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**Author:** ![Adragis029](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/adragis029/32/496_2.png) [@Adragis029](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Adragis029)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/183 "2015-11-13T11:15:08Z")

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On a pipe bomb:  
‘The Mysterious Ticking Noise’

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**Author:** ![Rezalex](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rezalex/32/6427_2.png) [@Rezalex](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rezalex)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/184 "2015-11-15T18:31:08Z")

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“Look Ma, I’m a lumberjack!” - Chainsaw

“For the Land of The Rising Sun!” - Diamond/Katana

“Return to sender, I dare you.” - Javelins/Throwing knives/etc.

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/185 "2015-11-20T16:38:40Z")

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“it throws flames” on flamethower  
"it guns machines" on m2 browning machine gun

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/186 "2015-11-24T22:10:00Z")

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THIS IS MY FLAMMENWERFER, IS WERFS FLAMMEN!

I love that meme.

“I am the alpha and omega” on a giant fucking steel drum of clean water. I will lift it anyway.

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**Author:** ![saltmummy626](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/saltmummy626/32/300_2.png) [@saltmummy626](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/saltmummy626)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/187 "2015-11-25T00:47:49Z")

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Not really creative, but I carved “michelle” onto a mossberg once.  
On a vaguely more creative note, I carved “potshot” onto a 12 gauge pistol.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/188 "2015-11-25T01:51:31Z")

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Haha dang I should just list my fallout weapon names here, it’d work.

I got:

“Rooty-tooty point-and-shooty” on whatever shitty pistol I can find that takes really cheap/available ammo, intended to fire without worrying about ammo count.

“silence is golden” on a well-kept, silenced pistol for those moments I need to shoot and not attract the whole city.

“my perspective” on any scoped rifle, because from my perspective, you’re getting a bullet in the head.

And lastly, “Step two: panic” on a sawed-off shotgun with something sharp stuck on the business end.

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**Author:** ![Adragis029](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/adragis029/32/496_2.png) [@Adragis029](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Adragis029)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/189 "2015-11-28T22:29:18Z")

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“Dwarf Weapon” on my Rivtech Short Shotgun, extends to the 100 or so explosive rounds for it.

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/190 "2015-11-28T23:03:18Z")

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“Gorillion folds, can cut through anything” on a Rising Sun katana.

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/191 "2015-12-02T14:24:53Z")

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After trying out a chainsaw lajatang using ninjutsu on a shoggoth without using hydraulic muscles,  
 ![](http://i64.tinypic.com/2qwzv3m.png)  
Carving in “regenerate from this one, fool” seems rather apt.

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**Author:** ![jedibob5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecccb3/32.png) [@jedibob5](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jedibob5)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/192 "2015-12-06T21:17:32Z")

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“My Boomstick” on a shotgun. Preferably a double barrel.

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**Author:** ![railmonkey](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/railmonkey/32/2578_2.png) [@railmonkey](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/railmonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 7:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/193 "2015-12-07T07:47:08Z")

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I rarely engrave anything, but I couldn’t resist:

Shining armour’s piercing ring - carved on a set of basic power armor  
Use your shield and use your head - carved on a basic power armor helmet

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**Author:** ![Closet\_Pankin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/closet_pankin/32/376_2.png) [@Closet\_Pankin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Closet_Pankin)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/194 "2015-12-07T22:04:53Z")

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Top quality shitpost, friend.

That being said, I renamed my longsword the ‘Ye Olde Hither Comer’, with the engraving ‘FOR AGATHA’ on it.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/195 "2015-12-08T03:27:06Z")

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Renamed my crappiest bullet-wastey gun “lead dispenser”.

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**Author:** ![Closet\_Pankin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/closet_pankin/32/376_2.png) [@Closet\_Pankin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Closet_Pankin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/196 "2015-12-08T04:43:17Z")

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After realizing you can now properly name items (!!!) I did some justice for my sheriff-themed endgame character:

Renamed my longsword to The Sheriff’s Longsword. (Anyone got a better name for it?)

Renamed my Rivtech double barrel loaded with explosive rounds The Sheriff’s Hammer.

Renamed my Rivtech revolver The Sheriff’s Peacemaker.

Renamed my thunder gauntlets to slappers of a word you can’t say on these forums, I don’t want to start this shit again.

Still trying to come up with a good name for my Rivtech slug shotgun… did I mention I really like Rivtech?

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**Author:** ![dalenacio](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/dalenacio/32/1200_2.png) [@dalenacio](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/dalenacio)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/197 "2015-12-14T16:13:06Z")

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“I am the Master of my Fate” on my primary weapon, the rapier.  
“I am the Captain of my soul” on the mininuke I’m saving for that day I won’t get to run away.  
“Clover” on my Fire Axe. +420 blaze points from Mr. Skeltal if you got that one.  
“Use the pointy end” on my old steel spear.  
“Subtlety” on my Sledgehammer.  
“Paingineer” on my Toolbox.  
“Shakalaka” on my shotgun.  
“CHEESE. PETRIL.” on my FoodCo Kitchen Buddy.

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/198 "2015-12-14T18:59:17Z")

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Diplomacy - tazer  
Long distance communication - M27 IAR  
Getting to know you better - hunting knife

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**Author:** ![A\_Blitzkried\_of\_Butt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@A\_Blitzkried\_of\_Butt](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/A_Blitzkried_of_Butt)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/199 "2016-01-19T21:28:26Z")

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Valiant Heart - Shovel (+1 indie point if you get the reference)  
I love the smell of napalm in the morning - 40mm launcher with napalm shell  
No more room in hell - Mosin with sword bayonet  
THIS TOOK ME F\*\*\*IN FOREVER TO MAKE THIS! - Diamond Zweihander

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**Author:** ![TacticalPteridactyl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@TacticalPteridactyl](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TacticalPteridactyl)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/200 "2016-01-20T03:31:38Z")

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“This machine kills fascists”, carved onto my acoustic guitar.

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