# Thou doest not even lift

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/1 "2013-08-01T23:58:04Z")

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The title maybe be obscure, but my trolling isn’t!

Post funny engravings so others can lol while killing zombie children, so they can still craft.

+1 if you get the origin.

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**Author:** ![Dalgul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c89c15/32.png) [@Dalgul](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dalgul)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/2 "2013-08-02T00:04:28Z")

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Do you even misc?

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**Author:** ![deadmerits](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/deadmerits/32/19_2.png) [@deadmerits](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/deadmerits)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/3 "2013-08-02T01:00:44Z")

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“Apply to Head” carved on a shovel. I can’t remember if I thought that up or if I saw it somewhere, so don’t give me too many points.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/4 "2013-08-02T01:13:21Z")

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“I think I broke something” Carved on a knife by itself.

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/5 "2013-08-02T01:31:22Z")

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i put “STOP HAMMER TIME!” on a…well a hammer. duh.

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**Author:** ![Rexels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Rexels](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rexels)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/6 "2013-08-02T01:47:00Z")

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I write names on every single gun I get my hands on. Am I crazy?  
Some of them are:  
’‘Veronica’’ the AK-47  
’‘Jennifer’’ the Remington, and  
’‘Harry’’ the Magnum.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/7 "2013-08-02T03:02:54Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> “I think I broke something” Carved on a knife by itself.

Quantum mechanics.

“How to start the day” Carved on my favorite liquor canteen.

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**Author:** ![drake1storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/54ee81/32.png) [@drake1storm](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/drake1storm)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/8 "2013-08-02T03:06:45Z")

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“Club” written on an Ak47, as, no matter how many rounds I used, the only way it killed anything was with its namesake.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/9 "2013-08-02T03:08:19Z")

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“Rainin’ pain” On a Mossburg 500.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/10 "2013-08-02T03:14:29Z")

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“Dinnerbell” written on an RPG.  
“Cannibals Delight” written on my butchering machete.  
“Elbereth” Written on a shovel. +1 internets if you get the reference.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/11 "2013-08-02T03:16:16Z")

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“Where my bearings” carved on my pneumatic rifle.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/12 "2013-08-02T03:50:17Z")

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Lol, keep it up.

“Hide your kids.” - Hatchet  
"Grab your wife." - Pistol  
"Better get outta sight" - Grenade Launcher.

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**Author:** ![Otaku](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/otaku/32/27_2.png) [@Otaku](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Otaku)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/13 "2013-08-02T04:02:28Z")

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Not sure if you can carve on these items but…  
“Home sweet home” -Tent  
"Forever alone" -Rollmat and Cot  
"Knife Holders" -Boots or Steeltoed Boots

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**Author:** ![Gatora](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gatora/32/36_2.png) [@Gatora](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gatora)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/14 "2013-08-02T04:04:17Z")

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i carved ‘Doom’ on my bow. witch is true.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/15 "2013-08-02T04:39:10Z")

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“Hedgewocks” - reflex recurve bow  
"WHOPPING 151 POISE" - army helmet  
"M. Arrow, PhD in eye surgery" - stack of metal arrows, lulz  
"Property of Havel T. Rock" - gold ring, which I found on the dead zombie hulk  
"Outpost Firewall" - spraycan flamethrower

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**Author:** ![TheNineRings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@TheNineRings](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheNineRings)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/16 "2013-08-02T05:09:08Z")

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“Hogarth Hughes” on a BB gun.

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**Author:** ![Weyrling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@Weyrling](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Weyrling)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 5:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/17 "2013-08-02T05:19:56Z")

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[quote=“gtaguy, post:10, topic:2503”]“Dinnerbell” written on an RPG.  
“Cannibals Delight” written on my butchering machete.  
“Elbereth” Written on a shovel. +1 internets if you get the reference.[/quote]  
You should always ring the bell several times to ensure that they hear you, I would write “Dinnerbell” on my grenade launcher instead of an RPG, but that depends on how many RPGs you happen to be carrying around.  
The only reason I ever managed to escape Rodney/Yendor was by writing Elbereth every few minutes… Naturally I died in the Planes (Where there is no ground to write on, FML).

“Burn The World” -Flamethrower.  
“Massacre Artist” -Modded rifle; a rifle/shotgun/grenade launcher, although reloading it is annoying… I’m looking for a crossbow mod to add to it but no luck so far.

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**Author:** ![EmoNagger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/48db29/32.png) [@EmoNagger](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EmoNagger)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 6:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/18 "2013-08-02T06:56:10Z")

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“Accuracy is overrated” on shotguns  
"Gift to Hulk" on bear trap  
"Cure for Zombieism" on molotove cocktail  
"Until Death Do Us Apart" on pocket knife

not sure if these thing can be carved …

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 7:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/19 "2013-08-02T07:26:53Z")

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" 'til I drop" - Kevlar Vest.  
" 'til the lights go out" - Light Amp Goggles  
" 'til my legs give out" - Power armor  
" 'Til the smoke clears out" - Saiga 12  
" I will fight" - Stack of painkillers.  
" I will stand tall" - Mininuke  
" Until they all do fall" - RPG  
" I will hack, slash, and saw" - Chainsaw.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 8:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/thou-doest-not-even-lift/2503/20 "2013-08-02T08:03:27Z")

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“White Death” - sniper-conversed SKS  
"Jedem das seine" - flamethrower  
"Kickstarter" - sawn shotgun(coolness x3 if riding a bike)  
“Micro skills” - inactive manhacks(if 2 or more)  
“This hammer is covered with misery and red dust” - sledgehammer  
"What are you, a changeling?" - flame extinguisher  
"It’s ain’t no place for no hero, ya’know?" - double-barreled shotgun  
"PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY" - plasma rifle

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“To change the pitch” - Filter/dust/gas mask  
"To smack the bitch" - MAC-10

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“Say my name” - M1911 with suppressor

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“I’ll picture your face at the back of my eyes” - riot helmet

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“Billy, the bright one” - shotgun  
"Tommy, who’s off his head" - axe

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“10 foot tall with no sense of rhytm” - platemail  
"My wrong move is your demolition" - Saiga-12  
"One destruction - no excuses" - LAW  
"My apologies are useless" - machete

It’s purely references - games, movies and music. Clearly.

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