# Those things you do

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [June 13, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478 "2014-06-13T03:57:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![yonsisac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/yonsisac/32/8437_2.png) [@yonsisac](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/yonsisac)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/41 "2014-06-18T14:56:17Z")

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i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

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**Author:** ![CritMedic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/critmedic/32/280_2.png) [@CritMedic](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/CritMedic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/42 "2014-06-18T15:39:43Z")

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> [@yonsisac](#):
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> i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

Your not doing it right, you gotta Butcher the jerk and make some jerk jerky.

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**Author:** ![yonsisac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/yonsisac/32/8437_2.png) [@yonsisac](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/yonsisac)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/43 "2014-06-18T15:55:08Z")

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> [@CritMedic](#):
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> [quote=“yonsisac, post:41, topic:6478”]i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

Your not doing it right, you gotta Butcher the jerk and make some jerk jerky.[/quote]

i butcher wen im hungry like the body dont discompose they ar reservd till i butcher them

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/44 "2014-06-18T17:16:07Z")

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> [@yonsisac](#):
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> [quote=“CritMedic, post:42, topic:6478”][quote=“yonsisac, post:41, topic:6478”]i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

Your not doing it right, you gotta Butcher the jerk and make some jerk jerky.[/quote]

i butcher wen im hungry like the body dont discompose they ar reservd till i butcher them[/quote]

The meat can still rot when in the form of a body, m8.

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**Author:** ![yonsisac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/yonsisac/32/8437_2.png) [@yonsisac](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/yonsisac)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/45 "2014-06-18T17:29:06Z")

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> [@IcedPee](#):
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> [quote=“yonsisac, post:43, topic:6478”][quote=“CritMedic, post:42, topic:6478”][quote=“yonsisac, post:41, topic:6478”]i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

Your not doing it right, you gotta Butcher the jerk and make some jerk jerky.[/quote]

i butcher wen im hungry like the body dont discompose they ar reservd till i butcher them[/quote]

The meat can still rot when in the form of a body, m8.[/quote]

Ho um…well thats good to know now you ruin mi canibal dreams

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/46 "2014-06-18T17:33:02Z")

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> [@yonsisac](#):
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> Ho um…well thats good to know now you ruin mi canibal dreams

Sigging.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/47 "2014-06-18T17:33:54Z")

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> [@yonsisac](#):
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> [quote=“IcedPee, post:44, topic:6478”][quote=“yonsisac, post:43, topic:6478”][quote=“CritMedic, post:42, topic:6478”][quote=“yonsisac, post:41, topic:6478”]i keep the bodys of NPC like i have canibal perk there like food reservs

Your not doing it right, you gotta Butcher the jerk and make some jerk jerky.[/quote]

i butcher wen im hungry like the body dont discompose they ar reservd till i butcher them[/quote]

The meat can still rot when in the form of a body, m8.[/quote]

Ho um…well thats good to know now you ruin mi canibal dreams[/quote]

Just butcher it straight away and preserve it through one of the various methods in the game.

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**Author:** ![Pthalocy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@Pthalocy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Pthalocy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/48 "2014-06-18T17:34:11Z")

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> [@John Candlebury](#):
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> I set houses on fire after looting them so that I know what streets I have gone through. I could place notes instead I guess but meh.

This brings me untold joy.

I have a special “I DON’T KNOW” pile with some space apart from my food piles. It slowly accumulates with mushrooms of all types, until I have enough of each to take a good guess at which ones are tasty, happy-fun times, and eat-food-through-a-straw-pukefountain times. I have yet to feel very safe with this pile haha.

I also rename all bike-like vehicles I ride A Horse With No Name, and shopping carts Hobo Hero.

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**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/49 "2014-06-18T17:43:10Z")

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I hoard every drug I can find, and occasionally rebind their key to capital versions of my staple foods, k-cooked meat, K-methamphetamines.  
IT’S AN ADVENTURE EVERY TIME I FUCK UP!

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**Author:** ![Womble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Womble](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Womble)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/50 "2014-06-19T23:51:33Z")

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[quote=“Fish, post:38, topic:6478”]you guys should start your own club.

A.C.K (Arsonists Club of Killing, pillaging and stealing)[/quote]

Two points:

1. The club name is “Confederation of Arsonists, Scavengers, and Killers”, and drunks are also admitted as associate members.
2. We can’t have a club without a clubhouse.

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/51 "2014-06-20T01:16:31Z")

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But there is no club, for you must burn the clubhouse.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/52 "2014-06-20T01:18:32Z")

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I added a new drug to the json for my game: High-Quality Methamphetamine.

Exactly the same recipe as the Low-Grade stuff, but with one addition.

Required equipment: Porkpie Hat

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**Author:** ![agambadi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/agambadi/32/154_2.png) [@agambadi](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/agambadi)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/53 "2014-06-20T01:22:35Z")

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I collect an American flag, one issue of playboy, a little weed and a few joints every single run. I just don’t feel complete without those items.  
A bible is a nice addition, too.

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/54 "2014-06-20T01:29:33Z")

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[quote=“IcedPee, post:52, topic:6478”]I added a new drug to the json for my game: High-Quality Methamphetamine.

Exactly the same recipe as the Low-Grade stuff, but with one addition.

Required equipment: Porkpie Hat[/quote]  
You can find porkpie hats reliably in meth labs.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/55 "2014-06-20T01:45:47Z")

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I found a jedi cloak once. Still have it.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/56 "2014-06-20T01:47:41Z")

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[quote=“Tawarochir, post:54, topic:6478”][quote=“IcedPee, post:52, topic:6478”]I added a new drug to the json for my game: High-Quality Methamphetamine.

Exactly the same recipe as the Low-Grade stuff, but with one addition.

Required equipment: Porkpie Hat[/quote]  
You can find porkpie hats reliably in meth labs.[/quote]

It’s j-just a joke tawa-kun…

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/57 "2014-06-20T01:55:26Z")

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I know that.

I was just pointing out the reference.

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**Author:** ![Weyrling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@Weyrling](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Weyrling)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 9:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/those-things-you-do/6478/58 "2014-06-20T09:17:11Z")

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> [@Tawarochir](#):
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> But there is no club, for you must burn the clubhouse.

Pillage then burn.

As long as we store so many valuables in the clubhouse that they can’t be carried away before we replace them, only a minimally effective pirate would burn it down. In which case we’d probably want to kick them out of the club anyways (Probably via execution, if they burned down a clubhouse full of valuables).

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