# There's a dern Horse in the bathroom

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [November 14, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883 "2014-11-14T22:01:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![chefvordivask](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/chefvordivask/32/316_2.png) [@chefvordivask](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/chefvordivask)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/1 "2014-11-14T22:01:18Z")

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Decided to leave my safe haven and go down roads less traveled. Found a bunch of farms. I killed all the Zombies hanging around it, but there was still noises coming from inside the farmer’s house. I put on my Steel Knuckles and prepared for a good old match of fisticuffs. I opened the bathroom door, and there was a goddamn Horse running around like an idiot trying to run away.  
Can I tame this Horse and ride it? Someone tell me I can.

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**Author:** ![Blaze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Blaze](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Blaze)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/2 "2014-11-14T22:03:03Z")

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I _think_ animals can be befriended by offering them appropriate food, but no, there’s no riding.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/3 "2014-11-14T22:06:03Z")

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No, you can’t ride horses.

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/4 "2014-11-14T22:29:15Z")

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you can, however, use a zombie as a mule. You can’t ride it, but it will carry your shit.

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/5 "2014-11-14T22:33:07Z")

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meh i wanna mutate my pet cat into a huge monster and mount it with a zweihänder so i can pretend i am he\_men

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**Author:** ![chefvordivask](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/chefvordivask/32/316_2.png) [@chefvordivask](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/chefvordivask)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/6 "2014-11-14T22:35:47Z")

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GOD DAMMIT  
HORSES IN GAMES ARE THE BEST

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**Author:** ![Valpo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/valpo/32/341_2.png) [@Valpo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Valpo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/7 "2014-11-14T22:38:30Z")

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[quote=“chefvordivask, post:6, topic:7883”]GOD DAMMIT  
HORSES IN GAMES ARE THE BEST[/quote]

you could like uh kill it make a seat out of its hide attach it to a vehicle ride it and pretend … /draws a rainbowshape- imagine

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Star](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/dark_star/32/267_2.png) [@Dark\_Star](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dark_Star)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/8 "2014-11-14T22:43:58Z")

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Ahahahahaahahah,a horse in the bathroom is really strange xD but that’s a shame that is not possible ride them .\_.

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**Author:** ![HunterAlpha1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@HunterAlpha1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HunterAlpha1)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/9 "2014-11-14T23:02:35Z")

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Did it watch you take a shit?

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/10 "2014-11-14T23:14:48Z")

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> [@Valpo](#):
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> meh i wanna mutate my pet cat into a huge monster and mount it

[size=36pt]ಠ\_ಠ[/size]

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/11 "2014-11-14T23:47:50Z")

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kill horse, butcher it, put meat and skin and other things into shooping cart, weld foot crank and sadle to it now you can ride a horse

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**Author:** ![Termy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@Termy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Termy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/12 "2014-11-15T03:34:06Z")

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> “You say there’s a horse in your bathroom, and all you can do is stand there naming Beatles songs?” Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams.

Nearly two years. That is how long I have been lurking, waiting for the perfect opportunity for my first post.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![TheCondor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@TheCondor](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheCondor)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/13 "2014-11-15T04:58:15Z")

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I too have encountered the horse in the bathroom, only it had a two dogs as companions with it. I don’t want to know what goes on in those farmhouse bathrooms.

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**Author:** ![Urist\_McKoga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/85f322/32.png) [@Urist\_McKoga](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Urist_McKoga)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 12:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/14 "2014-11-15T12:09:41Z")

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And remember you can make Bone Armor kit, so you can reinforce that shooping cart with bone armor plate =D

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**Author:** ![BigLie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@BigLie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BigLie)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/15 "2014-11-15T17:51:32Z")

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> [@detahramet](#):
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> you can, however, use a zombie as a mule. You can’t ride it

That’s bad. I would like to ride a Shocker Brute.

…Death in the air  
Strapped in the electric chair  
This can’t be happening to me

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**Author:** ![jokermatt999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9bcb4/32.png) [@jokermatt999](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jokermatt999)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/16 "2014-11-15T19:48:39Z")

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“Crash into a wall  
Watch your hp fall  
Damage to the brain  
From 130 pain!”

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**Author:** ![Dec](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/dec/32/218_2.png) [@Dec](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dec)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/theres-a-dern-horse-in-the-bathroom/7883/17 "2014-11-15T19:53:44Z")

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This has happened to me with a cow in an earlier version. Except it proceeded to nearly kill me before I shot it enough with my Colt Navy.