# The legendary jacqueshammer

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [April 22, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953 "2013-04-22T20:45:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![lolman364](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lolman364](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/lolman364)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/1 "2013-04-22T20:45:02Z")

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I was minding my own business, clearing out a farm, and i FOUND IT… it makes me feel mildly special 🙂

enough bricks were shat to make a mansion.

(i would add in a photo but tbh i don’t know how)

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**Author:** ![Vronkio](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vronkio/32/55_2.png) [@Vronkio](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Vronkio)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/2 "2013-04-22T20:48:01Z")

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Press the print screen button then go into paint and paste it, crop it and save it. Then search for a image hosting website, like tinypic or whichever and upload it there. Then paste the link it gives you for forums, or the direct link, here. I wanna see it.

Do eet.

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**Author:** ![Reservoir](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/reservoir/32/28_2.png) [@Reservoir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Reservoir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/3 "2013-04-22T20:54:07Z")

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Real men use school buses. Full of children.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/4 "2013-04-22T21:01:00Z")

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Rule number 1: You do not talk about jacqueshammer.

Admin plz.

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**Author:** ![MassiveEffectz](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/massiveeffectz/32/33_2.png) [@MassiveEffectz](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/MassiveEffectz)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/5 "2013-04-22T21:17:08Z")

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I found one in a pawn shop. Couldn’t use it without gasoline which i didn’t find in town. However its all written in gibberish french so i can decipher it. Too bad im too far away from it to pick it up and screenie it. Also found some nice gold bars and a gold ring spawn 🙂

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**Author:** ![Iosyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/iosyn/32/35_2.png) [@Iosyn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Iosyn)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/6 "2013-04-23T13:03:07Z")

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Found my first one in a pawn shop.  
My second? In a mine.

Cave ins, plz.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_Headache](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@Bad\_Headache](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Bad_Headache)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/7 "2013-04-23T13:18:48Z")

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Now I may be new here, But I thought discussion of the jacqueshammer was ultimate taboo.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/8 "2013-04-23T13:30:30Z")

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Pics or it didn’t happen!  
And  
Something about this topic being forbidden/cursed/illegal/worse than Hitler/[insert term of your choice here]

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/9 "2013-04-23T23:16:49Z")

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> [@MassiveEffectz](#):
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> I found one in a pawn shop. Couldn’t use it without gasoline which i didn’t find in town. However its all written in gibberish french so i can decipher it. Too bad im too far away from it to pick it up and screenie it. Also found some nice gold bars and a gold ring spawn 🙂

It’s the French version of the Jackhammer. Use it the same way you would any other gas-powered pneumatic drill.

(Gas up, find a wall that needs demolished or a floor that needs broken up, apply the Jacqueshammer directly to it.)

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**Author:** ![Iosyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/iosyn/32/35_2.png) [@Iosyn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Iosyn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/10 "2013-04-24T15:07:57Z")

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Y’know I’m kinda suprised it can run off gasoline and not some weak-ass red wine.

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**Author:** ![FrankyPlaysGames](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/frankyplaysgames/32/32_2.png) [@FrankyPlaysGames](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FrankyPlaysGames)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-legendary-jacqueshammer/953/11 "2013-04-24T18:08:19Z")

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> [@Iosyn](#):
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> Y’know I’m kinda suprised it can run off gasoline and not some weak-ass red wine.

It’s a mechanical object, not your mom.

Did you know red wine is made with the meat of the grape, while sparkling wine is made with the skin?  
I want to be able to find stale baguettes in grocery stores and beat zombies brains in with it.
