# The J-9

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [June 9, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443 "2014-06-09T20:44:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/21 "2014-06-10T21:06:31Z")

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someone destroyed tank bot with bare hands so why do not do this with 2 tank bots?

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/22 "2014-06-10T21:57:26Z")

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Tank bots aren’t so hard…

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/23 "2014-06-11T00:07:50Z")

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> [@FunsizeNinja123](#):
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> Tank bots aren’t so hard…

…For you. From what I’ve seen, your character is basically the post-apocalyptic love child of Chuck Norris and Legolas, so you aren’t operating on the same plane as other mere mortals.

As a point of interest, how long has that character been alive for? Years?

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/24 "2014-06-11T00:52:30Z")

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Pretty much. Set my season to 70 and started in the winter. Ice labs were hell, but that blade was worth it.

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**Author:** ![blazing\_glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@blazing\_glory](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/blazing_glory)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/25 "2014-06-11T13:33:15Z")

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[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:19, topic:6443”][quote=“Senrain, post:18, topic:6443”]Start a new character, spawn a C4, set the timer to 25,000.

You now have 25,000 turns to find 3 Granades before you go kablooey.[/quote]

0\_0[/quote]

I dare you!

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**Author:** ![CritMedic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/critmedic/32/280_2.png) [@CritMedic](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/CritMedic)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/26 "2014-06-11T14:44:03Z")

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You should do the j-9 with Amiagra Horrors  
…WITH no mind shield

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/27 "2014-06-11T14:46:29Z")

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Alrighty!

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/28 "2014-06-17T23:14:13Z")

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That Granade challenge sounds… difficult.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/29 "2014-06-20T01:16:52Z")

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> [@FunsizeNinja123](#):
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> Pretty much. Set my season to 70 and started in the winter. Ice labs were hell, but that blade was worth it.

Also, what’s “Nicotine Liquid” and why do you always have some on you? Is that what powers your electric ciggy?

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/30 "2014-06-20T01:22:18Z")

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> [@IcedPee](#):
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> [quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:24, topic:6443”]Pretty much. Set my season to 70 and started in the winter. Ice labs were hell, but that blade was worth it.

Also, what’s “Nicotine Liquid” and why do you always have some on you? Is that what powers your electric ciggy?[/quote]

It’s ammo for the reloadable e-cig, so yeah.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/31 "2014-06-20T01:24:55Z")

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> [@IcedPee](#):
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> Also, what’s “Nicotine Liquid” and why do you always have some on you? Is that what powers your electric ciggy?

Kito seems like the e-cig kind of person.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/32 "2014-06-20T01:26:34Z")

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> [@FunsizeNinja123](#):
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> [quote=“IcedPee, post:29, topic:6443”]Also, what’s “Nicotine Liquid” and why do you always have some on you? Is that what powers your electric ciggy?

Kito seems like the e-cig kind of person.[/quote]

Tailors confirmed for e-cig smoking badasses. TheZemalf started as one on his LP of 0.A as well.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/33 "2014-06-22T03:21:37Z")

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Sorry to doublepost but I had another idea if Ninja is still up for it: J9 with Spoon as weapon.

Extra Sadism: No hydraulic muscles.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/34 "2014-06-22T03:51:51Z")

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Hmm… The spoon would probs break… So I’ll reinforce it! 😃

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/35 "2014-06-22T04:08:13Z")

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I… I died.

[size=24pt];\_;[/size]

[size=36pt]FFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK[/size]

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 8:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/36 "2014-06-22T08:29:45Z")

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[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:35, topic:6443”]I… I died.

[size=24pt];\_;[/size]

[size=36pt]FFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK[/size][/quote]

In Morte Sumus.

Nice job, IcedPee.

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**Author:** ![Datanazush](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/datanazush/32/1055_2.png) [@Datanazush](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Datanazush)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 8:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/37 "2014-06-22T08:34:22Z")

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I think that means Icedpee wins the Cataclysm challenge wars, what with killing Kito, even if it was indirectly.

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/38 "2014-06-22T14:47:25Z")

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[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:35, topic:6443”]I… I died.

[size=24pt];\_;[/size]

[size=36pt]FFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK[/size][/quote]

I’m so, so sorry. I’m sure you would have done it if you used a Spork.

Um… [size=6pt]You did backup Kito’s data, right? It would be a shame to see such an awesome character go to waste because of this.[/size]

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/39 "2014-06-22T17:43:59Z")

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best heroes die by stupid things like using a moltov coctail in heavy fungal infested forest or fighting jabberwock with spoon

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/the-j-9/6443/40 "2014-06-22T17:53:39Z")

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[quote=“IcedPee, post:38, topic:6443”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:35, topic:6443”]I… I died.

[size=24pt];\_;[/size]

[size=36pt]FFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK[/size][/quote]

I’m so, so sorry. I’m sure you would have done it if you used a Spork.

Um… [size=6pt]You did backup Kito’s data, right? It would be a shame to see such an awesome character go to waste because of this.[/size][/quote]

I was gonna use a spork next. And yeah, I did back up my save.

I MUST GET STRONGER! I MUST LOOT ALL THE LABS, KILL ALL THE SHOCKERS, ZOMBIE BIO OPERATORS, AND ALL WHO DARE STAND IN MY WAY FOR ALPHA MUTAGEN

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