# So an electrohack and some gloves go to a bar

**URL:** https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812
**Category:** The Drawing Board
**Created:** [November 4, 2013, 10:35am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812 "2013-11-04T10:35:40Z")
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### Author: ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 10:35am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/1 "2013-11-04T10:35:40Z")

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The punchline is POWER GLOVE.

Tech gloves, power gloves. Call 'em what you want. They’re gloves with nifty features.  
…and I want to see them in the game. ZAP! POW!

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### Author: ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/2 "2013-11-04T15:04:40Z")

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It’s So Bad.

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### Author: ![infectedmochi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/infectedmochi/32/206_2.png) [@infectedmochi](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/infectedmochi)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/3 "2013-11-04T15:09:32Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> It’s So BadAss.

There, fix’d it for you :DD

Warning! Overwhelming epicness below.

![](http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2714/180535-powerglove.jpg)

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### Author: ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/4 "2013-11-04T15:25:49Z")

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Woosh

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### Author: ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/5 "2013-11-04T15:57:05Z")

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[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:4, topic:3812”]Woosh

  
Oh dear god it’s only right speaker audio, you’re terrible x.=.x

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### Author: ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/6 "2013-11-04T16:51:30Z")

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[What has science done?!](http://viooz.co/movies/4741-the-wizard-1989.html)  
But really, I want gadget gloves. And ads!

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### Author: ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/7 "2013-11-04T17:01:16Z")

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![](http://images.wikia.com/lego/images/c/c3/39215-grumpy-cat-no-Rwoe.jpeg)

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### Author: ![Birdie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/birdie/32/97_2.png) [@Birdie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Birdie)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/8 "2013-11-04T20:00:25Z")

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I want a modular power glove, break apart a chain lightning CBM and tape it to the glove. BA-ZAP! Or instead, affix a combat knife to it and go stab happy.

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### Author: ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2013, 9:15am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/so-an-electrohack-and-some-gloves-go-to-a-bar/3812/9 "2013-11-05T09:15:48Z")

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…  
So they went into the toilet after a couple of shots, and the Hack goes like:  
"Whuza deal with ya overlup… overly… f\*ck! Cockblocking the skill with yer encumberance, man?"  
The Gloves look at each other briefly, and just a second before using the hand dryer they respond in one voice:  
“You’re looking at the wrong dudes, man. Couldn’t you see we’re circumcised?”

😛
