Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

IcedPee · 2014-06-19T23:02:29.000Z

Tawarochir:

[quote=“Arek_PL, post:103, topic:6296”]just few minutes ago i eaten a vibrator because i wanted to eat fire extinguisher and i forget to press shift

I’m not sure I want to know why you want to eat a fire extinguisher…[/quote]

To get delicious bionic nutrition from it, and because there aren’t many other better uses for it.

Womble · 2014-06-19T23:21:19.000Z

IcedPee:

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:105, topic:6296”][quote=“Arek_PL, post:103, topic:6296”]just few minutes ago i eaten a vibrator because i wanted to eat fire extinguisher and i forget to press shift

I’m not sure I want to know why you want to eat a fire extinguisher…[/quote]

To get delicious bionic nutrition from it, and because there aren’t many other better uses for it.[/quote]

I have actually used a fire extinguisher in Cata for its intended purpose. (Dangers of playing while tired.)

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-19T23:22:41.000Z

So have I.

Dorian · 2014-06-20T00:41:45.000Z

Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-20T00:47:42.000Z

[quote=“Dorian, post:109, topic:6296”]Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.[/quote]

Cata, amiright?

IcedPee · 2014-06-20T01:15:39.000Z

[quote=“Dorian, post:109, topic:6296”]Day 2 of my second summer.

Temperature: 68 degrees F.
Weather: Snowing.[/quote]

Right, because this isn’t more weird than literal acid pouring from the sky.

Tawarochir · 2014-06-20T01:17:54.000Z

Or, perhaps, the fact that crossing an average street takes a minute.

IcedPee · 2014-06-20T01:20:39.000Z

Tawarochir:

Or, perhaps, the fact that crossing an average street takes a minute.

Roads are wider in the future, which is good because everybody is a TERRIBLE driver.

Tawarochir · 2014-06-20T01:22:01.000Z

Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” exists in a time period past 2040.

Suuuure.

Also, 100 posts.

KA101 · 2014-06-20T01:25:12.000Z

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” exists in a time period past 2040.

Suuuure.

Also, 100 posts.[/quote]

We all learned sometime!

Congratulations. Here’s your mininuke (activate it BEFORE you give it to someone!), don’t eat any lighters, and have fun!

IcedPee · 2014-06-20T01:25:28.000Z

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Oh yeah, that’s another thing.

“How to Browse the Web” teaches you how to hack into bank vaults

Suuuure.[/quote]

Fix’d.

Also gratz on the 100 posts.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-20T01:25:38.000Z

Tawarochir:

Also, 100 posts.

Lolnoob

Tawarochir · 2014-06-20T01:30:26.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Also, 100 posts.

Lolnoob[/quote]

Lolvet

IcedPee · 2014-06-20T01:33:44.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“Tawarochir, post:114, topic:6296”]Also, 100 posts.

Lolnoob[/quote]

Tell us about 0.6, grandpa.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-06-20T01:45:22.000Z

IcedPee:

Tell us about 0.6, grandpa.

It was a great time… yet terrible.

You couldn’t go out in the rain and get wet, because you’re get sad! Then you couldn’t craft or read for the damnedest time! And grinding recipes and reading skill books were just that! Solar panels were the greatest, providing power like nothing ever did! Now ya’ll have your fancy fishing firearms, martial arts and stuff.

Deveak · 2014-06-20T04:52:13.000Z

Finding crack on a child zombie in a school. Say no to drugs kids, winners dont do drugs. Unless its methacola.

Keyreper · 2014-06-20T05:28:20.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

[quote=“IcedPee, post:119, topic:6296”]Tell us about 0.6, grandpa.

It was a great time… yet terrible.[/quote]

was .6 really that long ago? it was the first version i played… when was .6 released?

Womble · 2014-06-20T06:48:35.000Z

Deveak:

Finding crack on a child zombie in a school. Say no to drugs kids, winners dont do drugs. Unless its methacola.

Even the ones that don’t carry drugs are laden with junk food. I cleaned out an entire school without finding a single piece of fruit (rotten or otherwise). You gotta wonder if the survivor feels bad for killing zombie children because the hyped-up little maniacs acted much the same way when they were alive.

John_Candlebury · 2014-06-20T07:03:22.000Z

Speaking about early version eh? D

ont forget throwable karate, or throwable bionic claws, or good archers bending reality itself to land arrows with sheer skill.

Weyrling · 2014-06-20T09:05:32.000Z

[quote=“Obscure, post:104, topic:6296”]The Cougar leaps
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The Cougar leaps[/quote]
This looks extremely familiar, haha.