# Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [May 28, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296 "2014-05-28T05:42:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HunterAlpha1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@HunterAlpha1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HunterAlpha1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/81 "2014-06-14T03:34:23Z")

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[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:77, topic:6296”]Picking up a mininuke(active) from an NPC I debug killed, not realizing that bombs have apparently been fixed so that active bombs dropped by NPCs will actually go off.[/quote]Creating a new character in the same world and finding the same mininuke(active) that killed my last character, sitting there undamaged, picking it up, and killing my new character with it.

mininuke(active): 2  
Survivors: 0

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**Author:** ![Creamy\_Goodness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/creamy_goodness/32/292_2.png) [@Creamy\_Goodness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Creamy_Goodness)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 8:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/82 "2014-06-14T08:02:09Z")

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[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2  
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?

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**Author:** ![Inquisitor\_Dust](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/inquisitor_dust/32/119_2.png) [@Inquisitor\_Dust](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inquisitor_Dust)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/83 "2014-06-15T18:49:25Z")

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[quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2  
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]  
Picking it up a third time?

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/84 "2014-06-15T18:50:18Z")

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[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:83, topic:6296”][quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:82, topic:6296”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:81, topic:6296”]mininuke(active): 2  
Survivors: 0[/quote]

Cheer up fart king, is there really a more badass way to die in cataclysm?[/quote]  
Picking it up a third time?[/quote]  
Doing the same thing, but in the middle of a horde of zombies.

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/85 "2014-06-15T23:21:45Z")

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All wrong.

You have to pick it up a forty-second time, standing in a horde of 11 NPCs, all holding mininukes, as you activate a regular nuke to blow up the missile silo, as you shout something about giant bees.

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**Author:** ![Creamy\_Goodness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/creamy_goodness/32/292_2.png) [@Creamy\_Goodness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Creamy_Goodness)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/86 "2014-06-16T00:41:56Z")

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I like the bees idea…

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**Author:** ![Obscure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Obscure](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Obscure)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/87 "2014-06-16T17:01:18Z")

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Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.

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**Author:** ![Creamy\_Goodness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/creamy_goodness/32/292_2.png) [@Creamy\_Goodness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Creamy_Goodness)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/88 "2014-06-16T19:42:13Z")

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[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I have actually started a fire in a house before and it didn’t burn it down was pretty cool, still full of smoke though

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/89 "2014-06-16T20:26:39Z")

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[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

I guess the roof catches on fire or something…?

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/90 "2014-06-16T20:36:44Z")

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well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

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**Author:** ![Creamy\_Goodness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/creamy_goodness/32/292_2.png) [@Creamy\_Goodness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Creamy_Goodness)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/91 "2014-06-17T00:30:34Z")

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> [@Arek\_PL](#):
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> well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/92 "2014-06-17T03:02:03Z")

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> [@Creamy Goodness](#):
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> [quote=“Arek\_PL, post:90, topic:6296”]well i learned this too in hard way 3 bases lost now i allways use braizier or stone oven

Wait braiziers work too? how much smoke does it give off indoors?

I thought you had to build a stone fireplace to not smoke yourself out[/quote]

You’re correct. Braziers contain fire, but not smoke.

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**Author:** ![CornOnTheCon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/0ea827/32.png) [@CornOnTheCon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/CornOnTheCon)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/93 "2014-06-17T03:46:44Z")

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[quote=“Obscure, post:87, topic:6296”]Last night i started a fire in a shelter thinking "it won’t spread, the floor is concrete!

wrong.[/quote]

Hahahaha. I did this in a mansion once. Literally smoke and fire for days.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/94 "2014-06-17T06:48:06Z")

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Wear enough trousers and you’ll be able to fit an engine in your goddamn pants!

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/95 "2014-06-17T15:37:07Z")

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> [@CritMedic](#):
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> [quote=“Arek\_PL, post:16, topic:6296”]or npc give you none (asking for stuff to aid your quest)

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]  
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.

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**Author:** ![Obscure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Obscure](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Obscure)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/96 "2014-06-17T17:13:53Z")

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> [@sovietspyder](#):
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> Wear enough trousers and you’ll be able to fit an engine in your goddamn pants!

this gives me all kinds of scary mental pictures.

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**Author:** ![Tawarochir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Tawarochir](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Tawarochir)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/97 "2014-06-17T17:45:40Z")

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Trying to light yourself on fire:  
“You would light yourself on fire…  
but you’re already smokin’ hot.”

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**Author:** ![HunterAlpha1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@HunterAlpha1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HunterAlpha1)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/98 "2014-06-19T02:02:35Z")

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> [@bubbadoo14](#):
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> [quote=“CritMedic, post:17, topic:6296”][quote=“Arek\_PL, post:16, topic:6296”]or npc give you none (asking for stuff to aid your quest)

Oh god no. Not the None. The most annoying item in the game because you cant remove it.[/quote]  
Sorry for reply to an old post but, you can actually remove the none. You just have to remove it using the advanced inventory management.[/quote]Or throw it.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/99 "2014-06-19T02:13:35Z")

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THEY… THEY… THEY MANAGED TO REMOVE THE NONE.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.  
DOES NOT COMPUTE.  
DOES NOT COMPUTE.  
DOES NOT COMPUTE.  
_FISH’S BRAIN EXPLODES!_

(For newbies its a reference to NPC bug)

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/100 "2014-06-19T02:18:02Z")

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None is the win after all, so you’d actually want it.

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