# Silly Things In Cataclysm That Make You Laugh

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**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [May 28, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296 "2014-05-28T05:42:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HunterAlpha1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@HunterAlpha1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HunterAlpha1)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/21 "2014-05-28T17:27:01Z")

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The massive NPC mood swings does it for me:  
“MOVE IT ASSHOLE!”  
“Pardon me friend, I’d like to pass.”  
“Excuse me, you’re in the way.”  
“OUT OF THE WAY, FUCKER.”  
“MOVE YOUR ASS, DIPSHIT!”

My sister on her period has nothing on these guys.

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/22 "2014-05-28T17:48:11Z")

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Me: "Could I please have that lighter, sir?"  
NPC: "NO FUCKING WAY! FUCKING COCKSUCKER, FUCKING DICKHEAD!"  
Me: "Please… I’m going to die of an infected wound and it needs to be cauterized with that lighter…"  
NPC: "GO FUCK YOURSELF, ASK ME AGAIN AND YOUR FUCKING DEAD!"  
Me: Pleee - _Gets shot_

NPC’s always be sharing their kindness throughout the world.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/23 "2014-05-28T17:51:33Z")

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“God fucking damnit, this hurts. Hey! Asshole! Help me!”  
“Alright. I need some stuff though.”  
“Why should I give you anything?”  
“Well, I am helping you…”  
“FUCK NO, I AIN’T GIVING YOU SHIT.”  
“Well then, take this.”

_Gunshot_  
_Gunshot_  
_Gunshot_  
_Thud_

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/24 "2014-05-28T19:38:06Z")

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Gotta love them NPCs.  
'specialy when they give you lit dynmite or sit in the corner of your shelter staring at you.  
Its both funny and sad to see them suicide-charge a horde wielding a toilet paper roll.

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**Author:** ![Perigrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/perigrin/32/262_2.png) [@Perigrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Perigrin)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/25 "2014-05-28T21:43:18Z")

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the random vcharector button.

I ended up a woman named charles who had scizophrienia and awe inspiring cooking skills

And a meth additction

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/26 "2014-05-29T01:55:38Z")

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The fact that I can carry 600 pounds more than my body was ready for and still be able to walk, slowly, but still walk.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/27 "2014-05-29T03:13:08Z")

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[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:14, topic:6296”]Trying to "c"lose yourself.  
“You can’t, some idiot’s in the way!”  
"A"ctivating a crowbar on yourself.  
“You try to pry open your wallet, but alas, you are too miserly.”[/quote]

You try to hammer youself but…  
You can’t touch this.

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**Author:** ![CritMedic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/critmedic/32/280_2.png) [@CritMedic](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/CritMedic)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/28 "2014-05-29T03:17:56Z")

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I was smoking some joint and when I had finished it I saw at the bottom  
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself couldn’t eat it?"  
Im now going to smoke all my joints

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/29 "2014-05-29T21:18:48Z")

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i saw a wide tire and its description says  
"A wide tire. \o/ This wide." 😃

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**Author:** ![Creamy\_Goodness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/creamy_goodness/32/292_2.png) [@Creamy\_Goodness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Creamy_Goodness)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/30 "2014-05-29T21:45:48Z")

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Update on silliness in cataclysm. recently in cataclysm when I was getting clean off a deep alcohol addiction, I was hallucinating, when randomly appears, SHIA LABEOUF, when I read the description is said, Lurking in the shadows, living in the woods, killing for sport, eating all the bodies!

Additionally when I was recently smoking a bone, a message appeared that said, Dave’s not here man. LOLS

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**Author:** ![KA101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/278dde/32.png) [@KA101](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KA101)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/31 "2014-05-29T22:34:33Z")

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[quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:30, topic:6296”]Update on silliness in cataclysm. recently in cataclysm when I was getting clean off a deep alcohol addiction, I was hallucinating, when randomly appears, SHIA LABEOUF, when I read the description is said, Lurking in the shadows, living in the woods, killing for sport, eating all the bodies!

Additionally when I was recently smoking a bone, a message appeared that said, Dave’s not here man. LOLS[/quote]

Shia was just a hallucination. That time. 😉 (Does very good bleed damage.)

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/32 "2014-05-30T02:49:47Z")

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> [@Creamy Goodness](#):
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> Additionally when I was recently smoking a bone

That sentence is also one of my funny things about CDDA, its such a diverse game you could be smoking a bone for cooking or smoking it like one might smoke a cigar. You can also find a human cookbook (for cooking humans) in a mansion (rich guy hunting people?) or mutagen in a regional school chem lab (boy genius Jimmy Neutron!).

I guess I find it funny because CDDA straddles the line of reality (by reality I mean being realistic) and in the end it depends on your point of view in life. That sentence reminds me of it, I suppose.

(whoops, drifted from funny to deep, sorry)

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/33 "2014-05-30T11:29:59Z")

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try lockpick yourself

“you pick your nose and your sinuses swing open”.

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**Author:** ![Jaso11111](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jaso11111/32/245_2.png) [@Jaso11111](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jaso11111)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 10:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/34 "2014-05-31T10:46:37Z")

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How the hell do you use stuff on yourself?

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 11:00am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/35 "2014-05-31T11:00:27Z")

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use any item like crowbar or mop and press 5 to use it on yourself 🙂

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**Author:** ![yonsisac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/yonsisac/32/8437_2.png) [@yonsisac](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/yonsisac)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/36 "2014-05-31T12:30:21Z")

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waht made mi laugh is that some npc they get anything they see well i was going to blow a wall with dynimite and the NPC takes the active Dynimite and dies but that was wen the gme was really bugi now it wuld never happen

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**Author:** ![Arek\_PL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Arek\_PL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Arek_PL)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/37 "2014-05-31T18:25:05Z")

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> [@yonsisac](#):
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> waht made mi laugh is that some npc they get anything they see well i was going to blow a wall with dynimite and the NPC takes the active Dynimite and dies but that was wen the gme was really bugi now it wuld never happen

“it’s not a bug it’s a feature”

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**Author:** ![yonsisac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/yonsisac/32/8437_2.png) [@yonsisac](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/yonsisac)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/38 "2014-05-31T19:06:43Z")

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NPC grabing lit explosivs and diang? i now they get thing but i never thaught they wuld grab a lit dynimite

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**Author:** ![Mad\_Jackal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mad_jackal/32/253_2.png) [@Mad\_Jackal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mad_Jackal)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/39 "2014-05-31T19:40:29Z")

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Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf always brings a smile to my face.

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**Author:** ![Hibou](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/hibou/32/1330_2.png) [@Hibou](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Hibou)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/silly-things-in-cataclysm-that-make-you-laugh/6296/40 "2014-05-31T19:47:54Z")

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> [@Arek\_PL](#):
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> “it’s not a bug it’s a feature”

Words to live by

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