# Sh\*t NPCs Say

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [October 3, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639 "2015-10-03T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Dampe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@Dampe](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dampe)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/1 "2015-10-03T00:25:42Z")

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“Alright, drop the dog corpse!”

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**Author:** ![Noctifer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/noctifer/32/458_2.png) [@Noctifer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Noctifer)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/2 "2015-10-03T03:24:04Z")

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“Hold up, I want to pick up that grenade (active)!”

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**Author:** ![Random\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4da419/32.png) [@Random\_dragon](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Random_dragon)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/3 "2015-10-03T04:18:00Z")

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Could be worse. At least they aren’t covering your active granades. Or mini-nukes.

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**Author:** ![natsumehack](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/natsumehack/32/489_2.png) [@natsumehack](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/natsumehack)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 9:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/4 "2015-10-03T09:44:43Z")

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Fun little story.

At one point Mr Giggles, was told to “DROP THE LEMON!”

Mr Giggles didn’t as, unlike the NPC, Mr Giggles wasn’t traumatized by the view of a clown holding lemons.

It ended with Both mr giggles, and the NPC dead, all over a clown holding a lemon.

The Cataclysm is quite a strange time.

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**Author:** ![Rot](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rot/32/454_2.png) [@Rot](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rot)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 9:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/5 "2015-10-03T09:58:24Z")

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I found this NPC in the gas station

NPC: “Alright, drop the steel jerrycan!”

Me: _drops it_

NPC: “Now get out of here before I kill you.”

Me: _walks 3 spaces_

NPC: _turns hostile_

Me: D:

NPC: _shoots simple flamethrower_

Me: _catches on fire_

External diesel tank: _catches on fire_

External diesel tank: _explodes_

HERE LIES EGG NOG  
"RNG’s a bitch."

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6de8d8/32.png) [@Laughing\_Fool](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Laughing_Fool)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/6 "2015-10-03T15:45:37Z")

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Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center 🙂

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**Author:** ![Graphical](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/graphical/32/12739_2.png) [@Graphical](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Graphical)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/sh-t-npcs-say/10639/7 "2015-10-03T19:11:27Z")

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> [@Laughing Fool](#):
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> Use meth to get more shit done in a day. Words of wisdom from npc merc in community center 🙂

hahahahahahah

An NPC once witnessed me get high on oxy and burn my boarding school down with molotovs while shouting at the top of my lungs.

He joined immediately.