# Og: The Caveman/Cavemanette

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [February 15, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080 "2014-02-15T06:09:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/21 "2014-02-17T19:26:23Z")

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Dal-Um drink glowy water.  
Water give Dal-Um insanely intelligent.  
I no longer am a caveman.  
Did I win the game?

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/22 "2014-02-17T19:37:26Z")

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…What

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**Author:** ![IcedPee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/icedpee/32/259_2.png) [@IcedPee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/IcedPee)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/23 "2014-02-17T19:46:05Z")

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Ugrak found dead men in white shirts

Ugrak did not trust most of the things they had, except water. Ugrak liked the water.

Ugrak also trusted small can of black goo

Ugrak opened it

Black goo was alive!

Black goo was friendly to Ugrak, and helped Ugrak hunt game. Ugrak named it Blobby.

But while Ugrak started fire to cook game, Blobby jumped in fire and died.

Ugrak was very sad.

Blobby was Ugrak’s only friend.

Ugrak picked up bits of Blobby that were left behind but it was not the same.

Ugrak thinks one day he will bring Blobby back to life.

Then Ugrak started to make things.

Ugrak maybe not smartest caveman.

But Ugrak has ideas.

Some ideas take practice to make. But Ugrak had water from dead men and meat from animals that he and Blobby hunted together.

Ugrak tore down many thin-pelts and soft-vines from walls.

Ugrak made bone needle.

Ugrak made pocket-pants and short pocket-pants and small shirt and hood shirt and leather pouch and back pouch and socks and bandana and stone hammer and stone pot and sleeping bag and bed.

Ugrak made makeshift rain-catcher. Ugrak made fire-drill and burns shrubs and wood for fuel. Ugrak has good home base.

But Ugrak is bored and lonely.

Ugrak thinks he should look for people.

Ugrak thinks maybe he explore big red “H” building to the north.

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/24 "2014-03-31T04:57:47Z")

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Og Lonely.  
Og wonder where friends go

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**Author:** ![Zaweri\_Runewright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/5e9695/32.png) [@Zaweri\_Runewright](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zaweri_Runewright)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 5:26am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/25 "2014-03-31T05:26:29Z")

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Nug-Lug dead.  
_TU-UM ENTERS!_  
Tu-um Nug-lug brother.  
Tu-um find bubbly water. It taste good.  
Tu-um drink glowy water. Suddenly, Tu-um have wings. Tu-um confused.  
Tu-um also mine actual cave.

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**Author:** ![Inquisitor\_Dust](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/inquisitor_dust/32/119_2.png) [@Inquisitor\_Dust](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inquisitor_Dust)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 8:11am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/26 "2014-03-31T08:11:09Z")

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You are all amazing people and you should all feel amazing.

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**Author:** ![Zaweri\_Runewright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/5e9695/32.png) [@Zaweri\_Runewright](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zaweri_Runewright)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2014, 8:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/27 "2014-03-31T08:36:28Z")

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> [@Inquisitor Dust](#):
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> You are all amazing people and you should all feel amazing.

Tu-um tear. Tu-um hug Dust.

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**Author:** ![Zaweri\_Runewright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/5e9695/32.png) [@Zaweri\_Runewright](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zaweri_Runewright)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/28 "2014-04-01T05:32:29Z")

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OG! OG! OG!  
Tu-um give Og a stone slab reading:  
[http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=5455.0](http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=5455.0)  
IT HAS CAVEMEN.  
Tu-um life good.  
Tu-um eat some human flesh. Delicious, delicious human flesh.  
Tu-um also enjoy burning-water.  
Tu-um also learn how make glowing. Food taste good.

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 6:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/og-the-caveman-cavemanette/5080/29 "2014-04-01T06:17:54Z")

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Og very happy!  
Og do dance!  
Og tired now.  
Og sleep.  
Og dream of many friends.

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