Nokia armour

Cherry · 2013-11-27T17:09:00.000Z

What’s a WMD?
Walking Mechanical Dragon
Wired Maniacal Demolisher
Weird Monster Dude
Floppy Disk?

Inquisitor_Dust · 2013-11-27T17:12:27.000Z

Dude, nokia OP? I managed to break my last nokia phone. I’m pretty sure that something like a mininuke could get you down to at least half-health.

StopSignal · 2013-11-27T18:07:43.000Z

What about making it a gift object, like the Granade. Only to find in caves of dead survivors. And mental hospitals. And you grandma’s.

vultures · 2013-11-27T18:11:41.000Z

spitss:

What about being able to make armour out of Nokia mobile phones?

Just post the link to that picture that inspired you to suggest this already.

100Rads · 2013-11-27T18:12:57.000Z

Well, I have a nokia phone, and it’s invincible. One time, a dude bumped into me, and my nokia flew out of my hand crashing a nearby window. The nokia was fully functional, and I still use it.

spitss · 2013-11-27T18:47:04.000Z

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Cherry · 2013-11-27T23:49:46.000Z

K so it is confirmed.
We need Nokia Cell Phone to be added.
It must have ultimate bashing damage and intended as a throwing weapon.
Can’t disassemble of course, that’s what caused the Cataclysm i the first place.

Nokia Vest and Hammer recipes can be learned from the Nokia Warrior’s Notes.
If you even manage to find 40 Nokias

Caconym · 2013-11-28T08:22:34.000Z

Cherry:

Floppy Disk?

This one of course…

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If nokia’s a put in game they MUST be int he middle of radioactive craters, because obviously they were dropped and blew everything up in a 5km radius.

Zaweri_Runewright · 2013-11-28T09:47:46.000Z

[quote=“spitss, post:4, topic:4258”][quote=“John Candlebury, post:3, topic:4258”]Nokia armor would be so OP

Why would you search for power armor when you can just sew a few cellphones to a vest and become invincible?[/quote]

Plot Twist

Power armour is made by Nokia.
:P[/quote]

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Anyways, I think this would be a good easter egg addition to the game, just like the Wolfsuit and the Granade

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-11-28T14:47:07.000Z

Why is the wolf suit an easter egg thing?

Inadequate · 2013-11-28T15:00:33.000Z

From what I heard, a furry put it in there. I’d prefer not knowing who.

Derschlact · 2013-11-28T16:34:58.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Why is the wolf suit an easter egg thing?

The person that added the suit also created the mods that began Cataclysm: DDA as you see it today.That person is TheDarklingWolf! By the way, he also is a furry. So… yeah.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2013-11-28T16:39:36.000Z

Oh.

THAT MAKES HELLA MORE SENSE

Pthalocy · 2013-11-28T17:05:25.000Z

Omg I’ve already got like six nokias kicking around because of my family. Hell yes, ARMOUR TIME.

Cherry · 2013-11-28T20:13:08.000Z

I still think Nokia phones with high-bashing rating found in the middle of craters and helicopter crashes is a reasonable compromise. Low to-hit chance so it is intended as a throwing weapon.

The_Darkling_Wolf · 2013-11-28T21:22:24.000Z

Inadequate:

From what I heard, a furry put it in there. I’d prefer not knowing who.

[me=The Darkling Wolf]waves[/me]

Inquisitor_Dust · 2013-11-28T21:41:16.000Z

The Darkling Wolf:

[quote=“Inadequate, post:18, topic:4258”]From what I heard, a furry put it in there. I’d prefer not knowing who.

[me=The Darkling Wolf]waves[/me][/quote]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
You’ve summoned The Darkling Wolf!
[me=Inquisitor Dust]runs around in circles, screaming like an idiot.[/me]
Also, I learned a new tag. Huh.

Cherry · 2013-11-28T21:54:50.000Z

I like to imagine that Darkling randomly searched his name in the search bar and found this.

Does the wolf suit still spawn in the game though? I don’t see it anymore.
I always assumed it would make wolves friendly towards you. But I never wore it cuz encumbering.
Didn’t know it was a “sexy” woof suit. lul

Fniff · 2013-11-28T23:53:12.000Z

That would make an amazing feature.

Wolf 1: "Hey, what’s with that wolf who’s standing on two legs and walking around?"
Wolf 2: "It’s just the new guy. No idea what’s up with him. For some reason he just does that. However, that sub-machine gun he has is really handy for hunting."
Wolf 1: "Huh. Well, at least he’s pulling his weight, unlike those other wolves who also stood on two legs. They just kept breathing a lot and looking at us weirdly."
Wolf 2: “Yeah, I wonder what was up with those guys?”

Pthalocy · 2013-11-28T23:59:34.000Z

LOL instantly a highly desirable easter egg.