# Nokia armour

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [November 27, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258 "2013-11-27T15:00:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![spitss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@spitss](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/spitss)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/1 "2013-11-27T15:00:33Z")

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What about being able to make armour out of Nokia mobile phones?

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**Author:** ![Inadequate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Inadequate](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inadequate)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/2 "2013-11-27T15:02:04Z")

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What about it, indeed. Also: why.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/3 "2013-11-27T15:05:16Z")

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Nokia armor would be so OP

Why would you search for power armor when you can just sew a few cellphones to a vest and become invincible?

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**Author:** ![spitss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@spitss](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/spitss)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/4 "2013-11-27T15:09:35Z")

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[quote=“John Candlebury, post:3, topic:4258”]Nokia armor would be so OP

Why would you search for power armor when you can just sew a few cellphones to a vest and become invincible?[/quote]

Plot Twist

Power armour is made by Nokia.  
😛

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**Author:** ![Inadequate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Inadequate](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inadequate)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/5 "2013-11-27T15:13:41Z")

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If I could make armour out of anything I’d make it out of handheld gaming devices, those old Gameboys were practically invincible.

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**Author:** ![Cherry](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/cherry/32/230_2.png) [@Cherry](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/6 "2013-11-27T16:00:45Z")

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We need plastic body armor.

We already got paper, bones, scrap metal, leather, chitin, kevlar, CLOTH.  
Let’s just make some stiff plastic armor while we hunt for our smexy power armors.

I’ll be ready to go hunting after I assemble some from 5 motorcycle helmets and winter boots!

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/7 "2013-11-27T16:20:49Z")

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This armor would be too OP not only will you be invincible but you could turn yourself into a WMD just by charging at stuff in your invincible nokia armor

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**Author:** ![Cherry](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/cherry/32/230_2.png) [@Cherry](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/8 "2013-11-27T17:09:00Z")

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What’s a WMD?  
Walking Mechanical Dragon  
Wired Maniacal Demolisher  
Weird Monster Dude  
Floppy Disk?

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**Author:** ![Inquisitor\_Dust](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/inquisitor_dust/32/119_2.png) [@Inquisitor\_Dust](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inquisitor_Dust)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/9 "2013-11-27T17:12:27Z")

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Dude, nokia OP? I managed to break my last nokia phone. I’m pretty sure that something like a mininuke could get you down to at least half-health.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/10 "2013-11-27T18:07:43Z")

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What about making it a gift object, like the Granade. Only to find in caves of dead survivors. And mental hospitals. And you grandma’s.

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/11 "2013-11-27T18:11:41Z")

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> [@spitss](#):
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> What about being able to make armour out of Nokia mobile phones?

Just post the link to that picture that inspired you to suggest this already. 😛

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**Author:** ![anon388770](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e9a140/32.png) [@anon388770](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/anon388770)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/12 "2013-11-27T18:12:57Z")

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Well, I have a nokia phone, and it’s invincible. One time, a dude bumped into me, and my nokia flew out of my hand crashing a nearby window. The nokia was fully functional, and I still use it.

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**Author:** ![spitss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@spitss](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/spitss)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/13 "2013-11-27T18:47:04Z")

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![](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/news_feeds/icons/original/000/007/544/bulletproof-vest.jpg)

 ![](http://mynokiablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/silly.jpg)

![](http://www.herdofcats.ca/files/images/nokia%20hammer.preview.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Cherry](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/cherry/32/230_2.png) [@Cherry](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/14 "2013-11-27T23:49:46Z")

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K so it is confirmed.  
We need Nokia Cell Phone to be added.  
It must have ultimate bashing damage and intended as a throwing weapon.  
Can’t disassemble of course, that’s what caused the Cataclysm i the first place.

Nokia Vest and Hammer recipes can be learned from the Nokia Warrior’s Notes.  
If you even manage to find 40 Nokias

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 8:22am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/15 "2013-11-28T08:22:34Z")

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> [@Cherry](#):
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> Floppy Disk?

This one of course…

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If nokia’s a put in game they MUST be int he middle of radioactive craters, because obviously they were dropped and blew everything up in a 5km radius.

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**Author:** ![Zaweri\_Runewright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/5e9695/32.png) [@Zaweri\_Runewright](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Zaweri_Runewright)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 9:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/16 "2013-11-28T09:47:46Z")

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[quote=“spitss, post:4, topic:4258”][quote=“John Candlebury, post:3, topic:4258”]Nokia armor would be so OP

Why would you search for power armor when you can just sew a few cellphones to a vest and become invincible?[/quote]

Plot Twist

Power armour is made by Nokia.  
:P[/quote]

 ![](http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/049/8/6/plot_twist_dance__by_yondamoegi-d4q4pfl.jpg)

Anyways, I think this would be a good easter egg addition to the game, just like the Wolfsuit and the Granade 😛

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/17 "2013-11-28T14:47:07Z")

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Why is the wolf suit an easter egg thing?

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**Author:** ![Inadequate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Inadequate](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inadequate)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/18 "2013-11-28T15:00:33Z")

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From what I heard, a furry put it in there. I’d prefer not knowing who.

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**Author:** ![Derschlact](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derschlact/32/184_2.png) [@Derschlact](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Derschlact)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/19 "2013-11-28T16:34:58Z")

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> [@FunsizeNinja123](#):
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> Why is the wolf suit an easter egg thing?

The person that added the suit also created the mods that began Cataclysm: DDA as you see it today.That person is TheDarklingWolf! By the way, he also is a furry. So… yeah.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/nokia-armour/4258/20 "2013-11-28T16:39:36Z")

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Oh.

THAT MAKES HELLA MORE SENSE

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