# Mortal Kombat Dojo?

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [April 19, 2014, 10:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891 "2014-04-19T10:03:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![flaede](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/flaede/32/10778_2.png) [@flaede](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/flaede)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 10:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/1 "2014-04-19T10:03:53Z")

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Just found a dojo with a lava fissure in it… o\_O  
Other than the lava fissure across most of the tatami mat area the place looks normal.

Is this random awesome, or did some genius put this into the game on purpose? A quick search for “Lava Dojo” didn’t turn up anything.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 12:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/2 "2014-04-19T12:05:53Z")

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Just random awesome.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/3 "2014-04-19T12:50:48Z")

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Now just tape two hulks together, cut one head off and you’ve got yourself a Goro.

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**Author:** ![Keyreper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/keyreper/32/163_2.png) [@Keyreper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Keyreper)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/4 "2014-04-19T15:45:45Z")

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![](http://i.imgur.com/32XGcqE.jpg)

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/5 "2014-04-19T15:48:01Z")

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Gahdanit Keyrep I don’t know why I find your pics to be so funny to me.

But I like it.

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**Author:** ![saltmummy626](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/saltmummy626/32/300_2.png) [@saltmummy626](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/saltmummy626)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/6 "2014-04-21T03:28:42Z")

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All hail the RNG, for it is the god of all things awesome/horrible.

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**Author:** ![flaede](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/flaede/32/10778_2.png) [@flaede](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/flaede)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/7 "2014-04-21T04:11:03Z")

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It is horrible. I am feeling the heat if I stand near the door, let alone open it. Getting to the manuals is… problematic, even with the “path”.

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**Author:** ![Blackopsman9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8797f3/32.png) [@Blackopsman9999](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Blackopsman9999)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/8 "2014-04-21T06:04:42Z")

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YODT!  
You Only Die Twice

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**Author:** ![Belteshazzar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Belteshazzar](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Belteshazzar)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/9 "2014-04-22T20:09:45Z")

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This is the best of things.

A shame there are no cyber-samuri or mutant ninjas there to teach you a lesson for daring to defile their sanctuary.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 8:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/10 "2014-04-22T20:14:33Z")

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> [@Belteshazzar](#):
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> A shame there are no cyber-samuri or mutant ninjas there to teach you a lesson for daring to defile their sanctuary.

So like me when zombie animals get into my base when I decide to mutate?

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**Author:** ![flaede](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/flaede/32/10778_2.png) [@flaede](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/flaede)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mortal-kombat-dojo/5891/11 "2014-05-20T00:04:04Z")

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I WAS the cybber-ninja. Now my heat-dessicated corpse will greet whomever visits the dojo next (or not, since the world deleted itself when I died a burned, dehydrated, hallucinating death)