# Mayonaise with 10 enjoyability?!?!?!?

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [September 16, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057 "2013-09-16T04:32:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/1 "2013-09-16T04:32:43Z")

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Let me get this right,  
there 10 enjoyability  
from eating mayo  
and only mayo.

The fuck?

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**Author:** ![Leper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecd19e/32.png) [@Leper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Leper)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 6:01am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/2 "2013-09-16T06:01:48Z")

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Clearly your palate needs to be more refined to enjoy the particular nuances carried by mayonnaise’s unique bouquet.

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/3 "2013-09-16T13:21:39Z")

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…i get the feeling that the character, until we can edit preferences, is the kinda person who likes going out in public and eating a jar of Mayo on the bus. Maybe its actually implying that all New Englanders eat mayo strait. Now excuse me whilst I vomit, the thought of eating mayo has made me quite ill.

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**Author:** ![PiotraperPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@PiotraperPL](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/PiotraperPL)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/4 "2013-09-16T14:10:16Z")

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> [@detahramet](#):
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> …i get the feeling that the character, until we can edit preferences, is the kinda person who likes going out in public and eating a jar of Mayo on the bus. Maybe its actually implying that all New Englanders eat mayo strait. Now excuse me whilst I vomit, the thought of eating mayo has made me quite ill.

1. Search “Regular Ordinary Sweddish Meal Time” on YouTube
2. Have fun

EDIT: Fun fact  
Sometime ago after watching ROSMT for the first time I thought about eating mayo…  
And I tried…  
And I liked…

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**Author:** ![Iosyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/iosyn/32/35_2.png) [@Iosyn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Iosyn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/5 "2013-09-16T14:16:03Z")

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Y’know I’ve heard of americans eating like, gallon jugs of mayo, so I wouldn’t be surprised in the least.

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/6 "2013-09-16T21:57:01Z")

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Same goes for ketchup. But I do enjoy when condoning the epic quest to reach Elated. Some sauce, fresh cooked meat and a candy - you’re in pre-school again if it’s learning and crafting you’re all about.

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/7 "2013-09-16T22:00:20Z")

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I’ve done that before. Except i washed out the mayo container and filled it with Puffed Marshmellow spread. And ate it on the bus.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/8 "2013-09-17T02:23:31Z")

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The only thing i can remember from my first Hulk zombie kill was;

He dropped mayo.

That mayo was EASILY a level 10 enjoyability ;).

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**Author:** ![Iosyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/iosyn/32/35_2.png) [@Iosyn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Iosyn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/9 "2013-09-17T17:15:00Z")

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> [@vultures](#):
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> Same goes for ketchup. But I do enjoy when condoning the epic quest to reach Elated. Some sauce, fresh cooked meat and a candy - you’re in pre-school again if it’s learning and crafting you’re all about.

Of course, but unlike mayo, Ketchup is a more refined sauce for a more refined era.

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/10 "2013-09-17T17:17:11Z")

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> [@Iosyn](#):
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> [quote=“vultures, post:6, topic:3057”]Same goes for ketchup. But I do enjoy when condoning the epic quest to reach Elated. Some sauce, fresh cooked meat and a candy - you’re in pre-school again if it’s learning and crafting you’re all about.

Of course, but unlike mayo, Ketchup is a more refined sauce for a more refined era.[/quote]  
It also contains natural mellowing agents that keep those impossible questions at bay, the what ifs and the if onlys. Ketchup says “who cares.”

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/mayonaise-with-10-enjoyability/3057/11 "2013-09-17T18:34:50Z")

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> [@Kevin Granade](#):
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> [quote=“Iosyn, post:9, topic:3057”][quote=“vultures, post:6, topic:3057”]Same goes for ketchup. But I do enjoy when condoning the epic quest to reach Elated. Some sauce, fresh cooked meat and a candy - you’re in pre-school again if it’s learning and crafting you’re all about.

Of course, but unlike mayo, Ketchup is a more refined sauce for a more refined era.[/quote]  
It also contains natural mellowing agents that keep those impossible questions at bay, the what ifs and the if onlys. Ketchup says “who cares.”[/quote]

That is, Kevin, when one ambitious modder codes a several-thousand acre mall with barrels of ketchup and mayo prone to imminent spoilage in the backroom stock. Only, and only then can a character reach a status of The Chosen One and urinate very, very expensive pee from canned wellness during tower defense challenge; which would, by the way, last until the actual rot takes place.