Joke weapons for fun

[Invalid_Username]

Excalipoor needs to be in there somewhere. You think it’s a ++ dikoted vorpal sword you randomly found next to a lake… until you hit something powerful with it.

[Damnit-Jenkins]

Excalipoor needs to be in there somewhere. You think it’s a ++ dikoted vorpal sword you randomly found next to a lake… until you hit something powerful with it.

I read “Excalipoor” and immediately pictured a 2xsword with sheet metal bent around it, nailed in place, and sharpened. Leather wrapped handle with something shiny on the pommel.

[TheZoneWizard]

I would like to see a “Special Umbrella” to shove up an enemies ass to open it via motorized mechanism.

…then again it was based upon a joke I heard in a movie I cannot remember. But upon thinking about it…that would be pretty fu**ed up to use that on anyone/thing. >_>

[Litppunk]

So, sort of like Granades, or more like chainsaw naginata?

Hmm oh I see this is beciming the we come up with terrible ideas: weapons edition.

Manhole discus.

[Medi_Ding]

Excaliper. A caliper with minor decorations to make it look a bit like a sword. You can use it in crafting, though.

[Lazy_lizard]

Giant green rubber boxing-gloves.

[Mantar]

Excalibat. A legendary baseball bat cloaked in a magical glow. It not only hits like a truck, but you can use it to launch baseballs at enemies, which will explode on contact.

[DeWolf]

A pistol that shoots knives.

[psyxypher]

ELECTROMAGNETIC NERF BATS! Derived from Rivtech’s Combat Armor technology.

[TheMurderUnicorn]

I’m sure this isn’t doable . . . But back when we played Gears of War, we joked that the Boltok (the magnum-esque pistol) was so powerful that it actually fired smaller caliber pistols instead of bullets

o_o So, that.

A big gun that uses lesser guns for ammunition.

[redxlaser15]

Ever play Streets of Rogue? That game has a water pistol in it. If you don’t know what the contents of a certain syringe does, just pour it into the gun and it’s effects wilkaboy to any creature it hits.
My favorite is when you put cyanide pills in it, since apparently anything that touches/breathes that stuff immediately explodes into tiny giblets.
I nominate this idea.

[TheZoneWizard]

Find dog. Train dog as companion. Alter dog to shoot killer bee’s out dog mouth(bionics) and for maximum effect. Add a looped soundtrack of Jingle Bells like a klaxon for scaring the crap out of victims!

[Mantar]

a looped soundtrack of Jingle Bells

Surely you mean this one:

[redxlaser15]

Perhaps we could have a special knife named Murder that has a mini boombox attached to the hilt that plays ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like murder’ every time it gets coated in blood.

EDIT: I learned of this song on the ‘kid’s game’ ROBLOX while jumping of a cliff in-game for the purpose of collecting insurance money.

[TheMurderUnicorn]

If there’s ever a ‘Murder’ in game, it’d better be a unicorn.

[Umbra.Animo]

hmmm what about Joke mutations. mostly funny but still workable mutations like unicron version of a horse mutation

[redxlaser15]

Maybe we should add pocket mangonels too.
That sounds fun. It’d be more of a bludgoning weapon due to its since rather than a ranged one though

[redxlaser15]

That’d best be put in another thread to avoid Flag Spam.

[Umbra.Animo]

i was more asking if that idea had any merritt to post about in the first place

[nameless_survivor]

I have no idea how no one has posted this one yet, but it is definitely worthy of inclusion.