# Joke weapons for fun

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [January 30, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603 "2019-01-30T04:02:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![redxlaser15](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/redxlaser15/32/1573_2.png) [@redxlaser15](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/redxlaser15)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/21 "2019-01-31T03:21:09Z")

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That’d best be put in another thread to avoid Flag Spam.

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**Author:** ![Umbra.Animo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/umbra.animo/32/3258_2.png) [@Umbra.Animo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Umbra.Animo)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/22 "2019-01-31T03:30:45Z")

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i was more asking if that idea had any merritt to post about in the first place

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**Author:** ![nameless\_survivor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nameless_survivor/32/4476_2.png) [@nameless\_survivor](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/nameless_survivor)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/23 "2019-02-01T17:03:30Z")

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I have no idea how no one has posted this one yet, but it is definitely worthy of inclusion.

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**Author:** ![redxlaser15](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/redxlaser15/32/1573_2.png) [@redxlaser15](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/redxlaser15)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/24 "2019-02-01T19:04:05Z")

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Oh, yes, that’s be a great thread in my opinion. I know that I’d love it. I imagine a lot of people that like this thread would like that one too.

Now, to help the AFSI (Anti Flag Spam Initiative) I will also add this contribution:  
The Weapon of Killing. It’s a weapon, that kills. Similar to the Bag of Holding, but, not. It would probably do either a tint amount of damage (Cuz trollish irony) or a lot.

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**Author:** ![KiBoy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kiboy/32/5863_2.png) [@KiBoy](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/KiBoy)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/25 "2019-02-01T20:55:49Z")

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Alternatively, The Weapon of Killing could sap your HP at an insane rate. I mean, it doesn’t specify exactly WHO is the one being on the receiving end of the killing.

How about a Banhammer? Heavy as crap, does no damage, but “bans” the enemies… which does nothing, because it’s not an online game.

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**Author:** ![Umbra.Animo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/umbra.animo/32/3258_2.png) [@Umbra.Animo](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Umbra.Animo)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/26 "2019-02-01T21:16:56Z")

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Here is a idea. The gamblers dagger. a simple dagger that has a random chance to kill a enemy but does little damage on itself. similer to a weapon from skyrim. something something razor had a small chance to kill a enemy no matter the enemy but it was a basic weapon on its own

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**Author:** ![TheZoneWizard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thezonewizard/32/1397_2.png) [@TheZoneWizard](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheZoneWizard)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/27 "2019-02-01T21:29:35Z")

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Now wait just a minute. We DO have crows in game 😉

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**Author:** ![Turtleoverlord](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/turtleoverlord/32/5193_2.png) [@Turtleoverlord](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Turtleoverlord)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/28 "2019-02-02T15:08:57Z")

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I was going to send the same suggestion ma boi

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**Author:** ![Turtleoverlord](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/turtleoverlord/32/5193_2.png) [@Turtleoverlord](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Turtleoverlord)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/29 "2019-02-02T15:11:20Z")

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A M60 that was used in Vietnam and Everytime it shoots instead of the normal noise of a gun it starts playing fortunate son until all the ammo is GONNE

Also why the game doesn’t have the M16 if we have M60’s ?

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**Author:** ![Invalid\_Username](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Invalid\_Username](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Invalid_Username)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/joke-weapons-for-fun/18603/30 "2019-02-03T10:56:48Z")

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The game does have the AR-15 and the M4A1 on its own. Extended Realistic Guns is what you’re looking for if you want seven different flavors of M16 and M4, like I do.

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