Infinite procrastination: you can't get there from here

Nappist · 2014-05-10T05:46:47.000Z

Advanced inventory management can be opened with /

Medicine · 2014-05-10T09:50:59.000Z

“Hmm, I’ll just fix the car before I take it out.”

Ten hours later, wired on Adderall and caked in the drying blood of zombie children and their enormous dogs (why are there no Zombie Toy Poodles?) - “Ah, at last, a 17” wheel! Now to install it. Although, I feel… sort of… TIRED."

“Ah well, I’ll do it in the morning; I’m sure no untimely tragedy will befall me between now and then.”

[It does.]

Every. Goddamn. Time.

elauminx · 2014-05-10T15:12:01.000Z

++1

great read and the feeling is mutual,
eai

Paquito · 2014-05-10T15:58:10.000Z

I used to avoid raiding in the rain out of worry my character was going to get sick. That ended up delaying my plans so often it drove me crazy. I carry around a towel now, keep a rain hood, and pop a bunch of vitamins while I run around soaked now.

Arek_PL · 2014-05-10T20:44:43.000Z

Shadowchaser:

“four days to get around to going to the next block over because sometimes when I play this game I become an obsessive hoarder and store every single thing I find and spent over half an hour gathering car parts from five cars and rebar from a burnt house and organizing it in my shelter when my actual goal was to get a new book from the library two streets down”.

i know your fell i too colect every thing

borrisb · 2014-05-11T03:02:20.000Z

I’m new here, but this made me feel like I’m not new here.

Thanks, I feel like I’m validated in more ways than a paid shrink could validate me.

system · 2014-05-11T04:18:46.000Z

This applies in real life too.
Want a computer? Need cash.
Need cash? Get a job.
Want a job? Get a college education.
Get a college education? Get some cash.

And thus, a lesson on vicious circles.

Zireael · 2014-05-11T11:52:39.000Z

The ‘too dark to read/craft’ thing always gets me. Because either it’s too late or its f***cking raining.

Kordian · 2014-05-11T15:57:12.000Z

Oil lamps can really save the day, I usually craft tallow from fat chunks and then lamp oil from it.

Since outside it’s full of annoying fat-providers to butcher, I never run out of lamp fuel.

Also,
lamp oil can be used to craft molotovs if there’s no booze around.

RAM · 2014-05-11T22:31:01.000Z

I need all the fat that I can muster for sausages and the like, and tallow is a precious precious resource. Lightstrips can work though, or read by the light of a burning apartment building…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-11T22:36:52.000Z

Just get your survival high. At level 8, you can get fat from dogs.

Zireael · 2014-05-12T07:25:01.000Z

Since outside it's full of annoying fat-providers to butcher, I never run out of lamp fuel.

Heh, fat-providers

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-12T13:00:04.000Z

Some of you guys need to learn how to stop looting…

system · 2014-05-12T13:32:17.000Z

Why? I mean everything can be used in one way or another. Like the armchair I dragged four map tiles to my house so I could sleep on something other then the floor.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-12T13:33:10.000Z

Yeah, but there’s tomorrow.

(Though, I once dragged a stove from a place to by base, but that was when it was clear.)

system · 2014-05-12T13:34:34.000Z

Yeah, but I needed it asap, to off balance the fire inside my house…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-12T13:40:20.000Z

The fire…?

system · 2014-05-12T13:51:34.000Z

I lit a door on fire to kill some zombies. The house was made out of concrete, but the fire made it uncomfortable…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-05-12T14:03:08.000Z

Lol. Could of went out to find a fire extinguisher…

(They spawn everywhere. Don’t ask me…)

system · 2014-05-12T14:06:19.000Z

I looked, in the bar, the clothing store, and the two other houses, and nothing.