I just, died?... How

system · 2013-09-28T17:45:40.000Z

Hmmm…
Did you have chemical imbalance or Shkizo?

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T18:24:55.000Z

No such perks/traits.

Lost · 2013-09-28T18:28:59.000Z

I’m going to go with the Occam’s Razor.

Did you accidentally Shift+Q?

kilozombie · 2013-09-28T18:58:42.000Z

It’s not impossible that you committed suicide instead of saving.

Mrnocamera · 2013-09-28T19:01:44.000Z

Guys.

Memorial file, look at the cause of death.

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T19:44:48.000Z

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:15, topic:3274”]Guys.

Memorial file, look at the cause of death.[/quote][size=36pt]GENIUS! [/size]
But It doesn’t say much to me:

[spoiler]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.8 memorial file

In memory of: Olle Nilsson
He was a male Security Guard when the apocalypse began.
He died on Summer of year 1, day 14, at 1:53 PM.
He was killed in a field.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 77/90
Torso: 91/96
L Arm: 96/96
R Arm: 96/96
L Leg: 96/96
R Leg: 96/96

Final Stats:
Str 12 Dex 12 Int 13 Per 8
Base Stats:
Str 12 Dex 12 Int 14 Per 8

Final Messages:
1:52 PM Moving past this door is slow!
1:52 PM You don’t have item ‘h’!
1:52 PM You put your steel jerrycan of water in the RV’s trunk.
1:52 PM You open the RV’s door.
1:52 PM You don’t have item ‘h’! x2
1:51 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:50 PM That Xanax won’t hold clean water.
1:49 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:48 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:48 PM You pour clean water into your plastic bottle of clean water.
1:47 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:46 PM You pour clean water into your plastic bottle of clean water.
1:46 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:44 PM You put your zombie pheromones in the RV’s trunk.
1:44 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:43 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:42 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.
1:41 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.
1:41 PM Your body strains under the weight!
1:38 PM Your body strains under the weight!

Kills:
r - squirrel x7
r - rabbit x3
M - moose x4
w - wolf x21
w - coyote x12
B - bear x4
C - cougar x16
v - crow x1
d - dog x15
Z - zombie x651
Z - zombie cop x11
Z - shocker zombie x2
d - zombie dog x49
z - child zombie x48
Total kills: 844[/spoiler]

Mrnocamera · 2013-09-28T19:45:36.000Z

I think you died from your spine breaking.

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T19:47:43.000Z

That’s possible?
And how could I break my spine after I drop the heavy jerrycan?

GrizzlyAdamz · 2013-09-28T20:40:40.000Z

Hehe, I’m sorry jane, the steel jerrycan was the only thing holding him together at the end. Once he dropped it, well…

Blaze1711 · 2013-09-28T20:59:44.000Z

[quote=“HS1342, post:16, topic:3274”] 1:42 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.
1:41 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.[/quote]
It told you it woudn’t hold water.

HS1342:

1:50 PM That Xanax won’t hold clean water.

It told you it wouldn’t hold water.

HS1342:

He was killed in a field.

Note the “he was KILLED in a field”.

My legist skillz tell me that the zombie pheromones and the Xanax got mad at him and decided to repeteadly bash his head with his own steel jerrycan, which he dropped minutes before being brutally murdered

HS1342:

1:52 PM You put your steel jerrycan of water in the RV’s trunk.

That’s it, case solved Sherlock.

Veredict: zombie pheromones and Xanax - GUILTY!

ComputerWarrior · 2013-09-28T21:03:13.000Z

[quote=“Blaze1711, post:20, topic:3274”][quote=“HS1342, post:16, topic:3274”] 1:42 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.
1:41 PM That zombie pheromone won’t hold clean water.[/quote]
It told you it woudn’t hold water.

HS1342:

1:50 PM That Xanax won’t hold clean water.

It told you it wouldn’t hold water.

HS1342:

He was killed in a field.

Note the “he was KILLED in a field”.

My legist skillz tell me that the zombie pheromones and the Xanax got mad at him and decided to repeteadly bash his head with his own steel jerrycan, which he dropped minutes before being brutally murdered

HS1342:

1:52 PM You put your steel jerrycan of water in the RV’s trunk.

That’s it, case solved Sherlock.

Veredict: zombie pheromones and Xanax - GUILTY![/quote]
Brilliant, Watson, just brilliant!.. I couldn’t help but wonder though; who exactly will carry out the punishment dictated in the verdict on the guilty party?

We could always leave them to those rather bad-smelling lost lads in the street but they don’t particularly seem enthusiastic.

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T21:04:32.000Z

So it was the xanax and the zombie pheromones all along…

Yet I can’t shake off the feeling that we’ve missed some detail…

Blaze1711 · 2013-09-28T21:16:04.000Z

[quote=“ComputerWarrior, post:21, topic:3274”]Brilliant, Watson, just brilliant!.. I couldn’t help but wonder though; who exactly will carry out the punishment dictated in the verdict on the guilty party?

We could always leave them to those rather bad-smelling lost lads in the street but they don’t particularly seem enthusiastic.[/quote]
I say we rub the zombie pheromones all over our bodies, consume ALL the Xanax and then go take a rest and smoke some weed, we’ve earned it Sherlock.

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T21:27:00.000Z

But Sherlock, what about that strange “h”?
It could surely be the head of this crime! I do not believe that the pheromones or the Xanax had the brains or guts to figure this all out by themselves!

HS1342 · 2013-09-28T21:32:03.000Z

[Ok, but seriously.
What happened?
If no one knows, I’ll just carve “Murdered by forces unknown” on his tombstone. No more reason to dwell upon his death.]

DerpMcgee · 2013-09-28T21:38:30.000Z

[quote=“HS1342, post:22, topic:3274”]So it was the xanax and the zombie pheromones all along…

Yet I can’t shake off the feeling that we’ve missed some detail…[/quote]

I’m afraid the sex with the moose was just too much excitement for you… and welll… Poor Ollie just couldn’t handle it Jim.

He didn’t make it…

Blaze1711 · 2013-09-28T21:44:58.000Z

[quote=“HS1342, post:24, topic:3274”]But Sherlock, what about that strange “h”?
It could surely be the head of this crime! I do not believe that the pheromones or the Xanax had the brains or guts to figure this all out by themselves![/quote]
How could i miss that? You’re right sir, that “h” was certainly involved in the crime!

[quote=“HS1342, post:16, topic:3274”] 1:52 PM You don’t have item ‘h’!
1:52 PM You don’t have item ‘h’! x2[/quote]
Judging from the fact that the mysterious “h” appeared in the same minute as the one the murder occurred i suppose it was also involved in the cowardly attack that took place inside of the RV.

HS1342:

1:52 PM Moving past this door is slow!

The murderer was actually “h”, he was inside of the RV waiting for the opportunity to attack. His obvious motivation is jealousy, he was jealous of the other letters of the alphabet because he was the only one left out of Olle Nilsson’s friends list!
He was assisted in the crime by the zombie pheromones and the Xanax, who were also mad at him due to his futile attempts of pouring water INSIDE of them!

Final veredict:
zombie pheromones and Xanax - guilty - accomplices to “h”;
“h” - guilty - first degree murder.

Case solved.

kilozombie · 2013-09-28T21:57:27.000Z

Judging by the log, I suspect you didn’t pay attention and broke your spine carrying so much. I’ve gotten down to a : on torso health simply because I tried to carry a steel frame more than 1-2 tiles.

Or, you pressed SHIFT+Q instead of SHIFT+S to save, which made you Commit Suicide.

Derschlact · 2013-09-28T22:10:57.000Z

When you press Q to suicide, the world saves. That explains the saving. Then you die.
Case solved.

Weyrling · 2013-09-29T01:50:06.000Z

[quote=“kilozombie, post:28, topic:3274”]Judging by the log, I suspect you didn’t pay attention and broke your spine carrying so much. I’ve gotten down to a : on torso health simply because I tried to carry a steel frame more than 1-2 tiles.

Or, you pressed SHIFT+Q instead of SHIFT+S to save, which made you Commit Suicide.[/quote]
You can’t die from being overburdened in 0.8, eventually you just fall to the ground and can’t move anymore.

Looks like a case of accidental suicide to me, I dunno what else it could be.