# I found the ROUS!

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [November 30, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141 "2014-11-30T16:42:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![TheWumpus](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thewumpus/32/263_2.png) [@TheWumpus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheWumpus)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/1 "2014-11-30T16:42:49Z")

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Weasel Corpse  
Volume 120  
Weight 86 pounds

I god that is a huge fucking weasel. No wonder they’re so vicious.

I just got a good laugh out of looking at the corpse of animal that averages 7 inches long and about a pound.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/2 "2014-11-30T17:35:53Z")

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Oh god…

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**Author:** ![blazing\_glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@blazing\_glory](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/blazing_glory)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/3 "2014-12-01T00:13:55Z")

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Single barrel shotgun volume:12.

Your right, that’s a huge weasel…

I blame the radiation.

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**Author:** ![Jakers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Jakers](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Jakers)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/4 "2014-12-01T00:25:04Z")

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Sounds like it would make a nice, comfy bed!

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**Author:** ![TheWumpus](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thewumpus/32/263_2.png) [@TheWumpus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheWumpus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 5:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/5 "2014-12-01T05:56:52Z")

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> [@Jakers](#):
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> Sounds like it would make a nice, comfy bed!

And yet it yields two chunks of meat a couple of bones when butchered.

Weasels are either not very density efficient, or are composed almost entirely of aetherium, phlogiston, and dark matter around a biological framework.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 12:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/6 "2014-12-01T12:27:24Z")

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> [@TheWumpus](#):
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> Weasels are either not very density efficient, or are composed almost entirely of aetherium, phlogiston, and dark matter around a biological framework.

This is the truth! Cata weasels are the result of extensive research into all those fields, you see the scientists wanted to create a creature out of that stuff and the lead just happened to have a fetish for weasels and so low meat heavy weasels were created. However it was not known until it was too late that they could convert real weasels into the same thing.

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**Author:** ![BigLie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@BigLie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BigLie)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/7 "2014-12-01T20:55:42Z")

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His red-arsed friend is coming for you.

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**Author:** ![Maur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Maur](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Maur)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/8 "2014-12-01T23:14:27Z")

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Well, once i got like (iirc) seven chunks of meat out of a lemming… :d

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**Author:** ![Wikrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/wikrin/32/1119_2.png) [@Wikrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Wikrin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2014, 8:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/9 "2014-12-03T08:36:30Z")

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That’s good. I’ve always thought she was really pretty.

(/intentional misunderstanding for comedy, based on actor Bess Rous. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1581597/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1581597/) )

Did I comedy right? Guys, I got this.

(Got Princess Bride reference. Also, mustelidae.)

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**Author:** ![Aravhorn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/aravhorn/32/260_2.png) [@Aravhorn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Aravhorn)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/10 "2014-12-03T14:40:38Z")

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Here my guide to joke-making:

Rule Nº1: Never explain your jokes. That’ll ruin their funny part.

Rule Nº2: Never listen to Aravhorn or his advices, because he’s batshit crazy (and his joke bag is as stale as a zed)…Wait, something isn’t right…

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**Author:** ![Wikrin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/wikrin/32/1119_2.png) [@Wikrin](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Wikrin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/11 "2014-12-04T11:41:13Z")

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Intentionally terrible jokes are a thing I do sometimes. Point was that it was a fairly obscure play on the title, and just to make the joke even less accessible, I piled on a heaping helping of terrible delivery. /shrugs

Feel bad for dragging this further off topic. Quick, someone hire Disney to herd lemmings off a cliff so Maur can collect a veritable mountain of meats!

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**Author:** ![Nighthawk](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/nighthawk/32/896_2.png) [@Nighthawk](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Nighthawk)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/12 "2014-12-04T15:23:51Z")

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For the record, I thought the thread title was pretty funny. References for the win.

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**Author:** ![TheWumpus](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thewumpus/32/263_2.png) [@TheWumpus](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheWumpus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/i-found-the-rous/8141/13 "2014-12-05T02:12:32Z")

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[quote=“Wikrin, post:11, topic:8141”]Intentionally terrible jokes are a thing I do sometimes. Point was that it was a fairly obscure play on the title, and just to make the joke even less accessible, I piled on a heaping helping of terrible delivery. /shrugs

Feel bad for dragging this further off topic. Quick, someone hire Disney to herd lemmings off a cliff so Maur can collect a veritable mountain of meats![/quote]

I quite enjoyed what you did there. I was not even aware there was such an actress by that name. Well played sir, well played.