I turn off joke monsters every game. Thriller’s cute and all but if something happens to him, just…gg. Literally gg. There’s no way around it.
I like hordes as they work now, but I’m with the general concensus that they appear too often, too quickly, too much. There’s just no way NOT to get a horde started. I had a flash-horde lock me out of my own LMOE shelter multiple times, and they have this weird tendency to trickle into being as I walk through a field traveling from city to city. Just like…really? The sound of my walking will attract them? From where? Where the fuck are these things even coming from at this point?
Hordes are nice. But their senses need to be dulled. Maybe more than a little bit.
This could be what special hordes comprised of specifically designed hunter-killer zombies are for. Feral hunters, those new predator things, acidic doohickeys…THOSE are the pre-emptive measures. The others are just natural movement, or part of some sort of world coverage maneuver. Some kind of agenda that we couldn’t hope to observe from the scale we currently operate on.
(I think it’d be the Old Guard to notice if anyone but even then there’s not much to do about it.)