# Funny Cataclysm Pictures

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [September 23, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174 "2013-09-23T05:14:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/1 "2013-09-23T05:14:03Z")

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Post some funny pictures from Cataclysm!  
I’ll start,

 ![](http://i.imgur.com/cXyNvwr.png)  
[size=14pt][tt]“Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires”[/tt][/size]

[size=8pt]Edit: Messing with picture size to better fit the screen[/size]

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**Author:** ![wad67](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/wad67/32/7_2.png) [@wad67](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wad67)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 11:20am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/2 "2013-09-23T11:20:56Z")

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Graphics…

:🙂

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**Author:** ![gammaflux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@gammaflux](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/gammaflux)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/3 "2013-09-23T12:24:24Z")

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This is why you shouldn’t cross bridges…

 ![](http://i.imgur.com/2BhCc3u.png)

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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/4 "2013-09-23T18:33:58Z")

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[quote=“gammaflux, post:3, topic:3174”]This is why you shouldn’t cross bridges…

 ![](http://i.imgur.com/2BhCc3u.png)[/quote]

I hate swamp creatures.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/5 "2013-09-25T02:31:35Z")

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How to find out your Age in Cataclysm: DDA

Go to a school  
Kill lots of child zeds  
feel guilty  
Check and see if clothes fit…

 ![](http://i44.tinypic.com/17bgnm.jpg)

Congradulations, your character is 8-11 years old

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**Author:** ![Inquisitor\_Dust](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/inquisitor_dust/32/119_2.png) [@Inquisitor\_Dust](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inquisitor_Dust)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/6 "2013-09-25T02:36:47Z")

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> be cataclysm player  
> decide to roleplay a character  
> create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her  
> be illiterate and schizo  
> spawn into middle of town  
> die within 5 minutes of starting the game

![](http://i.imgur.com/Zqp3ejv.png)

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/7 "2013-09-25T02:41:07Z")

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[quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:6, topic:3174”]\>be cataclysm player

> decide to roleplay a character  
> create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her  
> be illiterate and schizo  
> spawn into middle of town  
> die within 5 minutes of starting the game

![](http://i.imgur.com/Zqp3ejv.png)

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.[/quote]

But the question is;

Did she know that was going to happen?

![](http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/sullypython/Mind%20Blowing/Mind-Blown-1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Inquisitor\_Dust](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/inquisitor_dust/32/119_2.png) [@Inquisitor\_Dust](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Inquisitor_Dust)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/8 "2013-09-25T02:47:07Z")

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[quote=“StoneCacti, post:7, topic:3174”][quote=“Inquisitor Dust, post:6, topic:3174”]\>be cataclysm player

> decide to roleplay a character  
> create prophet, some schizo chick who believes the gods are speaking to her  
> be illiterate and schizo  
> spawn into middle of town  
> die within 5 minutes of starting the game

![](http://i.imgur.com/Zqp3ejv.png)

The world truly does hate the Prophet and her false gods.[/quote]

But the question is;

Did she know that was going to happen?

![](http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/sullypython/Mind%20Blowing/Mind-Blown-1.jpg)

Prophecy, as told by the Gambler, god of truths and lies:  
“You’re probably gonna live. For at leasta day. Maybe.”

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/9 "2013-09-25T02:55:59Z")

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![](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e978c2c70cad36e7b8749ab70cf0d151/tumblr_msy16kRh5M1rnfcgso1_1280.jpg)

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.

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**Author:** ![StoneCacti](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stonecacti/32/187_2.png) [@StoneCacti](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StoneCacti)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/10 "2013-09-25T02:58:47Z")

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[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

 ![](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e978c2c70cad36e7b8749ab70cf0d151/tumblr_msy16kRh5M1rnfcgso1_1280.jpg)

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/11 "2013-09-25T03:10:12Z")

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[quote=“StoneCacti, post:10, topic:3174”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

 ![](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e978c2c70cad36e7b8749ab70cf0d151/tumblr_msy16kRh5M1rnfcgso1_1280.jpg)

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol[/quote]

Managed to fight my way to the driver’s seat of the RV and get outta town XD (Well, outta swamp)

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**Author:** ![DerpMcgee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/derpmcgee/32/864_2.png) [@DerpMcgee](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/DerpMcgee)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/funny-cataclysm-pictures/3174/12 "2013-09-25T03:48:54Z")

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[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:11, topic:3174”][quote=“StoneCacti, post:10, topic:3174”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:9, topic:3174”]

 ![](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e978c2c70cad36e7b8749ab70cf0d151/tumblr_msy16kRh5M1rnfcgso1_1280.jpg)

I did manage to (barely) survive this encounter, Offensive Defence Systems are a lifesaver in those kinds of situations.[/quote]

You lived?

Did you have a teleporter?

What weapon did you use lol[/quote]

Managed to fight my way to the driver’s seat of the RV and get outta town XD (Well, outta swamp)[/quote]

I had a similar experience only with spiders, cougars and bears. D: