Food DUDE! (what DON'T we have?)

TheZoneWizard · 2019-05-28T12:27:55.594Z

Your handle in front of my thread title made chuckle.

Anyway. I can think of a lot of variety for stuff that could be added. Freeze dry machines are rare. But people do have them. Being able to freeze dry your own food would couple nicely with vacuum sealing for indefinite food storage. Like having a farm. But then you wanna hit the road and travel lite. MREs are cool. But freeze dried food is actually better in real life.

compare:
https://www.mountainhouse.com/

to

Bridgford mre stuff

Mountain house does freeze drying for camping. While Briddgford handles many mre military stuff for when water is not always freely available.

TheZoneWizard · 2019-05-28T15:55:53.953Z

Adding Protein/Power bars of assorted nutritional value.

edit: to the list of ideas that is. >_>

2nd edit:
Coconut Butter: used like fat and will give you a heart attack. and hyper tension. But it also can be used as butter/grease or in place there of. Shelf life even opened is around 1 year and is uncommon. So while not everyone uses it. Lots of people still do to see it once in a while in game. Also great for all those recipes that could use tallow.

ecchi_squid · 2019-05-28T18:59:37.448Z

Rememberries.
Don’t remember seeing any twinkies either…and I’m disappointed because of it.

TooDAMNMuch · 2019-05-28T19:40:45.508Z

they’re called jonnycakes due to setting being UK, not US, aren’t they?

ecchi_squid · 2019-05-28T19:42:50.904Z

Not sure. I was thinking of the brand name instead of generic name, which I know isn’t a good idea with this much content, but for twinkies, I think I might make an exception and add it to my json lol

TooDAMNMuch · 2019-05-28T19:50:46.395Z

twinkies are worth more than your puny unions anyway (yes, really) so why not go for it?

Hof1993 · 2019-05-28T19:52:26.184Z

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ecchi_squid · 2019-05-28T19:55:25.908Z

zombie-land-talahasse-with-twinkies-flat-smaller

Hof1993 · 2019-05-28T20:21:37.574Z

See?..you get it …

ecchi_squid · 2019-05-28T20:30:40.038Z

Lol, that’s why I suggested twinkies in the first place
Zombieland was a decent movie, and I gotta have my twinkies.

TheMurderUnicorn · 2019-05-28T22:12:16.473Z

I created twinkies and chocodiles for part of my mod series. When I get to ‘how to submit to github’ I’ll be adding them to the game.

Johnny cakes are another word for a skillet-based cake, like a flapjack or pancake, if I understand that correctly. EDIT: Google says it’s a cornmeal cake. Meh.

TheMurderUnicorn · 2019-05-28T22:26:04.010Z

Actually, they’re twonkie and chocogators. o_o No need to invite Hostess to sue.

github.com

TheMurderUnicorn/twonkies/blob/812e718efbd1adb5d9dc95bd054b734abf8e2beb/tut_items.json

[
  {
    "type": "COMESTIBLE",
    "id": "twonkie",
    "name": "twonkie",
    "weight": 38,
    "color": "yellow",
    "container": "bag_plastic",
    "comestible_type": "FOOD",
    "symbol": "%",
    "quench": -2,
    "calories": 150,
    "description": "Small, yellow, cream-filled sponge cakes.  Obviously survived the nuclear apocalypse.",
    "price": 150,
    "material": [ "wheat", "junk" ],
    "volume": "280 ml",
    "charges": 2,
    "vitamins": [ [ "calcium", 2 ], [ "iron", 4 ] ],
    "fun": 10
  },

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ecchi_squid · 2019-05-28T22:53:21.608Z

Not sure if Hostess could sue seeing as it’s an open source game.

TheMurderUnicorn · 2019-05-28T23:17:06.083Z

This is America. You can sue anyone for anything.

But yeah, no, doesn’t seem very likely. o_o However, I find saying ‘twonkies’ amusing, so . . .

I don’t know. The not poptarts didn’t use their actual names. I’ll figure it out when I go to submit.

TooDAMNMuch · 2019-05-29T00:12:41.949Z

america really has our priorities in line these days, all the crap going on and we can still take time out to bust unions and move the entire production line somewhere else, thanks hostess, i would have been really tempted to go on a murderous rampage if some greedy union fucktards actually managed to kill the twinkie and that is no joke.

TheMurderUnicorn · 2019-05-29T00:15:11.162Z

Twinkies suck.

But murder’s my jam, so I can get behind this particular rant.

TooDAMNMuch · 2019-05-29T00:17:28.219Z

the new ones are pretty much back to where they were though honestly, but regardless i won’t lie, america would go to war for the twinkie, deep fried is just disgusting though.

who eats apple pie anyway?

ecchi_squid · 2019-05-29T01:10:29.151Z

Mmm apple pie…I like pie in general though.

Mantar · 2019-05-29T16:58:33.380Z

TooDAMNMuch:

greedy union fucktards

The company had repeatedly reneged on its contract with the union and kept trying to get them to renogotiate lower wages over and over as the company was sinking. The union did the right thing, it protected its members and let the company die and get bought out, and its members didn’t end up broke while they waited.
If the union had done what the company wanted, the company still would have went under, but a lot of the employees would have suffered financially in the meantime.

TooDAMNMuch · 2019-05-29T17:23:38.750Z

that’s a lot of words to say “no one gave a fuck about their jobs in the first place”, isn’t it?
the union is dead and gone now, they threatened america’s snack cake and were viciously taken to pieces.