# Draw Your Cataclysms: arguing about porn derail

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [May 19, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192 "2014-05-19T18:52:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/1 "2014-05-19T18:52:25Z")

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> [@totalynotblackopsman9988](#):
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> [quote=“John Candlebury, post:1967, topic:441”][quote=“Slax, post:1966, topic:441”]Poor deformed flyswatter dude. Bionic deformation does some mean things to a body.

Well more than usuall deformation is often one of the reasons of why dont often upload those kind of pages whole.[/quote]  
HEEEEENNNNNTAIII MUDDAFUCKA[/quote]

I hate to be the snarky one, but seriously, stop it with that.

EDIT:  
It looks like i started this thread. I NEVER DID  
[me=StopSignal]cries.[/me]

Anyways, well, have fun. Compete with the original thread, my pervy friends. Go!

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/2 "2014-05-19T18:56:18Z")

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Invalid response. Correction:  
“You want me to draw porn. Pay me!”

End transmission. Bloop.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/3 "2014-05-19T19:02:26Z")

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[quote=“Slax, post:2, topic:6192”]Invalid response. Correction:  
“You want me to draw porn. Pay me!”

End transmission. Bloop.[/quote]  
Okay here’s $3.02 dollars and a coupon to Burger King. Make the fappy times happen.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/4 "2014-05-19T19:13:00Z")

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[quote=“ajwilli1, post:3, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:2, topic:6192”]Invalid response. Correction:  
“You want me to draw porn. Pay me!”

End transmission. Bloop.[/quote]  
Okay here’s $3.02 dollars and a coupon to Burger King. Make the fappy times happen.[/quote]  
More like 70€.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/5 "2014-05-19T19:13:09Z")

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[me=StopSignal]gives TEARS of joy and hugs trusty patches![/me]

[spoiler=Unrelated Note][http://i.imgur.com/KwrShGv.png](http://i.imgur.com/KwrShGv.png)

I think i found you, Slax.[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/6 "2014-05-19T19:14:36Z")

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I’m all over the place.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/7 "2014-05-19T19:16:31Z")

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[quote=“Slax, post:4, topic:6192”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:3, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:2, topic:6192”]Invalid response. Correction:  
“You want me to draw porn. Pay me!”

End transmission. Bloop.[/quote]  
Okay here’s $3.02 dollars and a coupon to Burger King. Make the fappy times happen.[/quote]  
More like 70€.[/quote]  
Let’s make it 25€ and I’ll throw in a copy of Monty Python Life of Brian

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/8 "2014-05-19T19:17:57Z")

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Well i need to say that that drawing game me multiple orgasms. Also, following your tumblr, Patches.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/9 "2014-05-19T19:18:11Z")

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[quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:4, topic:6192”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:3, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:2, topic:6192”]Invalid response. Correction:  
“You want me to draw porn. Pay me!”

End transmission. Bloop.[/quote]  
Okay here’s $3.02 dollars and a coupon to Burger King. Make the fappy times happen.[/quote]  
More like 70€.[/quote]  
Let’s make it 25€ and I’ll throw in a copy of Monty Python Life of Brian[/quote]  
I’ll add another 25€ and a authentic Daniel Bryan.  
The entirety of him.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/10 "2014-05-19T19:18:48Z")

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60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/11 "2014-05-19T19:19:32Z")

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I’m gonna dish out 100 zimbabwe dollars.  
I don’t know what for but I will.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/12 "2014-05-19T19:20:29Z")

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> [@Slax](#):
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> 60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

Shit, this fool did haggle.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/13 "2014-05-19T19:21:45Z")

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> [@ajwilli1](#):
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> [quote=“Slax, post:10, topic:6192”]60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

Shit, this fool did haggle.[/quote]  
I only have 5€ left.  
Would a Atari 2600 pull you over the cliff of giving us the sexytime?

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/14 "2014-05-19T19:22:52Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> [quote=“ajwilli1, post:12, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:10, topic:6192”]60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

Shit, this fool did haggle.[/quote]  
I only have 5€ left.  
Would a Atari 2600 pull you over the cliff of giving us the sexytime?[/quote]  
I’d need a tv and junk for that to work.

Also, this totally needs to go in mah signature.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/15 "2014-05-19T19:24:00Z")

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I think I took the joke to far. Slax is going to make the first Cata R34.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/16 "2014-05-19T19:24:40Z")

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> [@Slax](#):
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> [quote=“Mrnocamera, post:13, topic:6192”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:12, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:10, topic:6192”]60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

Shit, this fool did haggle.[/quote]  
I only have 5€ left.  
Would a Atari 2600 pull you over the cliff of giving us the sexytime?[/quote]  
I’d need a tv and junk for that to work.[/quote]  
Shit.  
The entire Harry Potter series and a Kindle with Fifty Shades of Gray on it.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/17 "2014-05-19T19:25:14Z")

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> [@ajwilli1](#):
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> I think I took the joke to far. Slax is going to make the first Cata R34.

Quote stuff.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/18 "2014-05-19T19:26:02Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:11, topic:6192”]I’m gonna dish out 100 zimbabwe dollars.  
I don’t know what for but I will.[/quote]

You know things have gone south when you devalue paper by printing your money on it.

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**Author:** ![Slax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/slax/32/5385_2.png) [@Slax](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Slax)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/19 "2014-05-19T19:26:33Z")

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> [@Mrnocamera](#):
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> [quote=“Slax, post:14, topic:6192”][quote=“Mrnocamera, post:13, topic:6192”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:12, topic:6192”][quote=“Slax, post:10, topic:6192”]60 and we’re golden. That’ll get you two characters, one sexytime.

Shit, this fool did haggle.[/quote]  
I only have 5€ left.  
Would a Atari 2600 pull you over the cliff of giving us the sexytime?[/quote]  
I’d need a tv and junk for that to work.[/quote]  
Shit.  
The entire Harry Potter series and a Kindle with Fifty Shades of Gray on it.[/quote]  
I prefer money foods. Paper lacks nutrition. And taste.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/draw-your-cataclysms-arguing-about-porn-derail/6192/20 "2014-05-19T19:27:03Z")

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> [@StopSignal](#):
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> [quote=“ajwilli1, post:15, topic:6192”]I think I took the joke to far. Slax is going to make the first Cata R34.

Quote stuff.[/quote]  
Do I get a second quote? Wow, this is what internet fame feels like, it feels like sweaty keyboards and caffeine.

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