# Change the recipe from "Mannwurst" to "Hanswurst"

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [April 24, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766 "2016-04-24T20:17:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Firn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Firn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Firn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/1 "2016-04-24T20:17:21Z")

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I had a little happy moment and I want to share it with you.

While I was reading about the newest Speznaz tricks, my compagnon Alphai started to loot the hell out of our shared bunker. After he eats a kindergarden load of cookies and chips he wants to reenact the fantastic role of Mr. Creosote in ‘The meaning of life’ by Monty Python - seriously, you really coded that? 🙂

He wasn’t the best buddy, so I did what every psychopatic cannibal would to -\> butcher time!  
I was in such a thrill of anticipation to make one of the finest meals from Alphai.  
Then I noticed the recipe “Mannwurst”… but why?

I am shure it is a reference to the german krauts - with good reasons. It is funny.  
As I am a kraut, I suggest: Call it “Hanswurst”

Hanswurst means some kind of a buffon or pentaloon. And the word is an example for the german composition of main words namly ‘Wurst’ from sausage and ‘Hans’ which is a common first name.

God, I love cataclysm

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**Author:** ![Force21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@Force21](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Force21)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/2 "2016-04-24T20:29:13Z")

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Mann is actually the german version of the male surname, like Mr.

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**Author:** ![pisskop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/pisskop/32/1327_2.png) [@pisskop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pisskop)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/3 "2016-04-24T20:30:54Z")

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I might be wrong, but I think thats the point :o

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**Author:** ![Firn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Firn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Firn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/4 "2016-04-24T20:37:55Z")

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> [@Force21](#):
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> Mann is actually the german version of the male surname, like Mr.

Then the right pronunciation would be “Mann[glow=red,2,300]s[/glow]wurst”

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**Author:** ![jcd](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jcd/32/338_2.png) [@jcd](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jcd)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/5 "2016-04-24T21:29:42Z")

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I like the ‘Hanswurst’ idea, but Mannwurst is also funny. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gergoric](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gergoric/32/467_2.png) [@Gergoric](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gergoric)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 9:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/6 "2016-04-25T09:57:41Z")

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> [@Force21](#):
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> Mann is actually the german version of the male surname, like Mr.

The correct translation of Mann would be man.  
Mr should be translated as Herr, for example Herr Mayer.

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**Author:** ![pisskop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/pisskop/32/1327_2.png) [@pisskop](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/pisskop)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:19pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/7 "2016-04-25T12:19:18Z")

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or. . . Herman :v

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**Author:** ![Malaxxor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Malaxxor](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Malaxxor)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/8 "2016-04-25T19:11:59Z")

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God, that suggestion is glorious. The only bad thing about it is that it wasn’t me who came up with it.

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**Author:** ![Rama\_Tut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/97f17d/32.png) [@Rama\_Tut](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rama_Tut)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/9 "2016-04-25T21:56:22Z")

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On a similar note, there should also be hummican. Or mannican?

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**Author:** ![Firn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Firn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Firn)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/10 "2016-04-27T13:29:26Z")

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> [@pisskop](#):
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> or. . . Herman :v

You mean Her[glow=red,2,300]r[/glow]mann 🙂  
(Its both the same and both are typical spellings for the first name)

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/11 "2016-04-27T16:28:16Z")

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> [@Rama Tut](#):
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> On a similar note, there should also be hummican. Or mannican?

And a cannibal version of royal beef. Royal buffoon/beeffoon?

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**Author:** ![BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/borkborkgoesthecode/32/2343_2.png) [@BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BorkBorkGoesTheCode)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/12 "2016-04-27T16:56:06Z")

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Royal Beefeater?

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**Author:** ![Firn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Firn](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Firn)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/13 "2016-04-27T16:59:00Z")

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Who ordered the Pizza Placenta?

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**Author:** ![BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/borkborkgoesthecode/32/2343_2.png) [@BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BorkBorkGoesTheCode)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/14 "2016-04-27T17:21:38Z")

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> [@Rama Tut](#):
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> On a similar note, there should also be hummican. Or mannican?

Pammican?

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**Author:** ![TheFlame52](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/theflame52/32/247_2.png) [@TheFlame52](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheFlame52)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/15 "2016-04-27T23:42:45Z")

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Royal beef isn’t even craftable any more, is it? I thought it was a holdover from when we only had two types of food, meat and veggy.

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**Author:** ![BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/borkborkgoesthecode/32/2343_2.png) [@BorkBorkGoesTheCode](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/BorkBorkGoesTheCode)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/16 "2016-04-27T23:59:44Z")

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Still in the experimentals.

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/17 "2016-04-28T13:04:45Z")

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By the way, since there’s a means now to can meat to preserve it, then it would be nice if human flesh could have the same treatment so there won’t be a rush to turn them into jerky or smoke them.

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**Author:** ![Azrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Azrad](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Azrad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/change-the-recipe-from-mannwurst-to-hanswurst/11766/18 "2016-04-29T05:14:22Z")

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> [@Azrad](#):
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> By the way, since there’s a means now to can meat to preserve it, then it would be nice if human flesh could have the same treatment so there won’t be a rush to turn them into jerky or smoke them.

Never mind me, since I just realized that you can do that already.