# Challenge Me \[First Challenge over impaled by a Moose\]

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [March 11, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383 "2014-03-11T16:45:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/1 "2014-03-11T16:45:10Z")

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Alright I’ve quit playing Cata for a while now, and I want to get back into it in the worst possible way.  
Asking the community to make me the worst possible character to make the game far, faaaar harder than it should be. Also you can force me to a specific play style as well like being pacifistic or only eating raw meat, that sort of thing.

[size=14pt]FIRST CHALLENGE[/size]  
Name:Bordon Fleeman  
Skills: Cooking: 3  
Fabrication: 3  
Computers: 2  
Speaking: 3 [No NPC’s though]  
Stats: Strength: 10  
Dexterity: 9  
Intelligence: 10  
Perception: 9  
Traits:  
Addictive Personality  
Fragile  
Lightweight  
Thin-Skinned  
Cannibal  
Masochist  
Optimist  
Parkour Expert  
Robust Genetics  
Venom Mob Protege [Style: Toad]  
Challenges: Where nothing but stuff I made out of Rags  
Constantly be addicted to crack, heroine, alcohol, etc…

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/2 "2014-03-11T17:00:14Z")

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Use only clothes that you sew yourself. Made from rags of socks.  
And weapon: Rock in a sock.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/3 "2014-03-11T17:01:36Z")

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[quote=“StopSignal, post:2, topic:5383”]Use only clothes that you sew yourself. Made from rags of socks.  
And weapon: Rock in a sock.[/quote]  
So start with shower victim, okay. What about skills, stats, and perks.

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**Author:** ![Fniff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Fniff](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fniff)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/4 "2014-03-11T17:03:31Z")

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Full speech and barter with NPCs off.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/5 "2014-03-11T17:04:44Z")

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And only eat meat. And only drink clean water.

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**Author:** ![Keyreper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/keyreper/32/163_2.png) [@Keyreper](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Keyreper)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/6 "2014-03-11T17:39:01Z")

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1 str, 1 dex, 1 int, 1 per. welcome back to the cataclysm!

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/7 "2014-03-11T17:42:00Z")

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> [@Keyreper](#):
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> 1 str, 1 dex, 1 int, 1 per. welcome back to the cataclysm!

You can only get to 4! And its not actually that hard, except for the part in which it takes you a whole day to read a book in order to fail learning a single recipe.

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**Author:** ![Lorknis](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/lorknis/32/144_2.png) [@Lorknis](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Lorknis)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/8 "2014-03-11T17:46:25Z")

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You also gotta be addicted to crack and meth.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/9 "2014-03-11T18:29:50Z")

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Increase the trait points you can take and take ALL the negative ones and invest the extra points in the swimming skill.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/10 "2014-03-11T19:21:15Z")

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I can’t take all negative traits. Unless they changed that.

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**Author:** ![Mrnocamera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mrnocamera/32/61_2.png) [@Mrnocamera](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mrnocamera)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/11 "2014-03-11T19:24:51Z")

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Get drunk, play a song you really hate on loop, and then make the worst character you can.

And then, whenever you start playing, get drunk again. (Loop not necessary after first two full games.)

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/12 "2014-03-11T19:25:40Z")

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> [@ajwilli1](#):
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> I can’t take all negative traits. Unless they changed that.

In the options you can increase the amount of points you get from negative and positive traits.

Also, name yourself Rick Astley.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/13 "2014-03-11T19:27:39Z")

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Unluckily, frail fragile and the other one cant stack, there goes my one hit point wonder character.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/14 "2014-03-11T20:51:26Z")

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> [@John Candlebury](#):
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> Unluckily, frail fragile and the other one cant stack, there goes my one hit point wonder character.

I’d imagine such a char would die if they as much as moved.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/15 "2014-03-11T21:38:34Z")

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Back home let’s do this shit.  
World has everything on default, no mods loaded, named Saint Francis.  
Messed with the points, I still can’t take all the traits. So list a few perks, and everything else is going into speech, also I’m going to be a Female Prostitute name Bordon Fleemen

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/16 "2014-03-11T21:45:11Z")

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But sock made pants D:

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/17 "2014-03-11T21:46:46Z")

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I’m going to get out of my Hooker clothes at the start.

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**Author:** ![StopSignal](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/stopsignal/32/1923_2.png) [@StopSignal](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/StopSignal)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/18 "2014-03-11T21:48:34Z")

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😃

Great! It will not be that hard if you know how to run and use bushes… and i am pretty sure you do.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/19 "2014-03-11T21:51:50Z")

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Great! It will not be that hard if you know how to run and use bushes… and i am pretty sure you do.[/quote]  
I do. Going to slap a character together and provide [size=2pt]semi-[/size]constant updates about how they are and their shitty or not-so-shitty life in Cata.

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**Author:** ![Hektoer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hektoer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Hektoer)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/challenge-me-first-challenge-over-impaled-by-a-moose/5383/20 "2014-03-12T02:21:44Z")

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You must also do all drugs you find immediately, on site.

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