# CDDA Jokes!

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [January 14, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753 "2014-01-14T00:03:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/1 "2014-01-14T00:03:00Z")

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Post your jokes here!

Mine is : What’s a tactical dump pouch for?

Its for taking a tactical dump of course!

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/2 "2014-01-14T01:10:52Z")

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What do you call an alcoholic opiate?

A cocaine of whiskey (f)

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/3 "2014-01-14T02:27:36Z")

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NPCs.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/4 "2014-01-14T02:52:05Z")

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Ninja ZOMBEARS.

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**Author:** ![SpaniardSlayer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/spaniardslayer/32/94_2.png) [@SpaniardSlayer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/SpaniardSlayer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/5 "2014-01-14T03:03:53Z")

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What has four wheels and is red all over?

My car after a Sunday Drive through town.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/6 "2014-01-14T03:09:54Z")

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What has four arms, six tentacle legs, and blood dribbling down it’s chin?

Me after I feast upon your corpse.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/7 "2014-01-14T03:12:57Z")

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What do you call a person sleeping in a car?  
A buffet.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/fish/32/249_2.png) [@Fish](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/8 "2014-01-14T03:17:47Z")

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[quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?  
A buffet.[/quote]  
Or fast food =-)

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/9 "2014-01-14T04:30:43Z")

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[quote=“Fish, post:8, topic:4753”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?  
A buffet.[/quote]  
Or fast food =-)[/quote]  
The car isn’t moving so, take-out maybe?

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**Author:** ![aleksix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@aleksix](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/aleksix)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/10 "2014-01-14T11:06:08Z")

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-Why did that zombear cross the road?  
-He did? My car is too slow…

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:12am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/11 "2014-01-14T11:12:50Z")

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[quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?  
A buffet.[/quote]

Odd, whenever I’m woken in the middle of the night I find a meal wacking the hull of my vehicle with a lighter or some other inappropriate object…

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**Author:** ![Ferodaktyl](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ferodaktyl/32/56_2.png) [@Ferodaktyl](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Ferodaktyl)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/12 "2014-01-14T14:04:08Z")

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“The fat zombie lunges forward”  
“You block with your cocaine”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Bananza](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mr.bananza/32/6_2.png) [@Mr.Bananza](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mr.Bananza)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/13 "2014-01-14T20:11:00Z")

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What do you call a lost dog that you find in a pharmacy?  
A medical lab.

Why don’t triffids ever live beyond their means?  
Because they are well rooted in reality.

What did one NPC say to the other NPC?  
Nothing, because they are non-partner compatible.

Why don’t zombears hibernate in the winter?  
Because they can sleep when they’re dead.

How come I always enjoy returning to characters with bionic enhancements?  
Because when I finish playing for the day I end a session with, “I’ll be back!”

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**Author:** ![Sarge](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/sarge/32/136_2.png) [@Sarge](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Sarge)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/14 "2014-01-14T20:57:34Z")

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Some of these were pretty damn funny and many quite creative. I enjoyed. 🙂

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**Author:** ![detahramet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/detahramet/32/58_2.png) [@detahramet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/detahramet)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/15 "2014-01-15T04:38:50Z")

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[quote=“Ferodaktyl, post:12, topic:4753”]“The fat zombie lunges forward”  
“You block with your cocaine”[/quote]

SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!

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**Author:** ![jimboblordofeskimos](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/jimboblordofeskimos/32/2_2.png) [@jimboblordofeskimos](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/jimboblordofeskimos)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 9:58am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/16 "2014-01-15T09:58:53Z")

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LC

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**Author:** ![ClaytonRISING](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/claytonrising/32/75_2.png) [@ClaytonRISING](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/ClaytonRISING)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/17 "2014-01-15T15:10:25Z")

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C:DDA…  
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**Author:** ![wad67](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/wad67/32/7_2.png) [@wad67](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/wad67)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/18 "2014-01-15T16:39:00Z")

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**Author:** ![Mr.Bananza](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mr.bananza/32/6_2.png) [@Mr.Bananza](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mr.Bananza)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 9:37am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/19 "2014-01-26T09:37:43Z")

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Look guys, I’m… necro-ing… a topic?

And remember, whenever I tell a joke the response is often…

cataclysmic.

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**Author:** ![HunterAlpha1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@HunterAlpha1](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/HunterAlpha1)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 9:46am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cdda-jokes/4753/20 "2014-01-26T09:46:22Z")

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[quote=“Mr.Bananza, post:19, topic:4753”]Look guys, I’m… necro-ing… a topic?

And remember, whenever I tell a joke the response is often…

cataclysmic.[/quote]YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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