Cataclysm DDA random objective generator

Perigrin · 2015-02-08T03:56:13.000Z

Go kill a skeletal dog.
Go an entire day without killing anything.
Stay up all night.
Go kill a zombie brute.

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOO

TinHeadDays · 2015-02-08T03:59:45.000Z

[quote=“Perigrin, post:8, topic:8864”]Go kill a skeletal dog.
Go an entire day without killing anything.
Stay up all night.
Go kill a zombie brute.

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]
Well… Try to get them to kill themselves?

Senrain · 2015-02-08T04:22:18.000Z

[quote=“Perigrin, post:8, topic:8864”]Go kill a skeletal dog.
Go an entire day without killing anything.
Stay up all night.
Go kill a zombie brute.

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

Make a campfire and have them just happen to wander into it and burn to death, then dance around the fire all night long.

VonCrunchhausen · 2015-02-14T01:28:53.000Z

Drink some cranberry juice.
Drink a protein shake.
Use a vibrator for recreational purposes.
Smash a window.

What an interesting narrative this could tell.

Srsly talk, I could see something like this being in the game. Maybe the goals could be determined by your traits or profession.

hexman · 2015-02-16T05:56:02.000Z

Go an entire day without killing anything.
Raid a slime pit and steal everything not nailed down.
Use a two-way radio to call for help that will never come.
Go kill a irradiated wanderer.

What??!

Senrain · 2015-02-17T11:16:41.000Z

[quote=“hexman, post:12, topic:8864”]Go an entire day without killing anything.
Raid a slime pit and steal everything not nailed down.
Use a two-way radio to call for help that will never come.
Go kill a irradiated wanderer.

What??![/quote]
It IS random, sometimes you’ll get things that don’t make sense. But that’s why it’s so !!FUN!!

Cataclysmic_Days_Awa · 2015-02-17T20:01:45.000Z

Eat some chewing gum.
Sleep in a comfortable bed.
Visit a electronics store.
Snort some meth.

The things I could see coming from this…

Visit E. Store
Find gum & meth on a dead body
Chew said gum & meth just before sleeping in my mansion
PROFIT!

MormonPartyboat · 2015-02-17T20:52:05.000Z

Murder a fellow survivor.
Drink some m-m-m-m-methacola.
Burn a religious text.
Have some cooked creep, if you’re into that sort of thing.

uhhh

Rhodri · 2015-02-18T03:43:50.000Z

[quote=“MormonPartyboat, post:15, topic:8864”]Murder a fellow survivor.
Drink some m-m-m-m-methacola.
Burn a religious text.
Have some cooked creep, if you’re into that sort of thing.

uhhh[/quote]
Drug-fueled religious sacrifice. Solve all your problems at once.

Make sure to sacrifice him to me. I’ll give you a tardigrade if you do.

Fniff · 2015-02-18T08:45:22.000Z

Drink some tea.
Listen to the radio.
Go hunting and kill a horse.
Eat some sausage gravy.
Posh apocalypse?

FoobyDude · 2015-02-20T00:20:47.000Z

[quote=“Fniff, post:17, topic:8864”]Drink some tea.
Listen to the radio.
Go hunting and kill a horse.
Eat some sausage gravy.
Posh apocalypse?[/quote]

Posht-Apocalypse my good sir.

Lorith · 2015-02-20T12:10:54.000Z

Go kill a feral hunter with a stabbing implement.
Burn a religious text.
Try on a diamond ring.
Prove your strength by slaying a giant fungal blossom.

I think that will be hard since I don’t have a stabbing implement, have no books, can’t find a town let alone a jewelry store, and haven’t seen any fungal anything. Damn, I hate failing.

mattroks101 · 2015-02-20T15:59:52.000Z

Go hunting and kill a dog.
Eat some cheese.
Prove your strength by slaying a charred nightmare.
Listen to the radio.

I feel like a narrative could be made from this. I feel like writing that narrative.

StopSignal · 2015-02-20T20:36:38.000Z

[quote=“mattroks101, post:20, topic:8864”]Go hunting and kill a dog.
Eat some cheese.
Prove your strength by slaying a charred nightmare.
Listen to the radio.

I feel like a narrative could be made from this. I feel like writing that narrative.[/quote]

Please do. Really.

Arek_PL · 2015-02-24T16:22:06.000Z

Burn a religious text.
Visit a gym.
Get drunk on some vodka.
Go on a rampage with a hammer.

Thanks for objectives, now i know how to do not waste my rags and batteries

Cataclysmic_Days_Awa · 2016-03-12T17:55:21.000Z

I forgot this exists, and now I love you all over again

pisskop · 2016-03-12T18:00:20.000Z

Drink some grape drink.
Go an entire day without killing anything.
Get utterly wasted on some rum & cola.
Eat a baked potato.

oh my. The only times I ever go a whole day without killing things is after killing so many things my body is broken or when I shut up to read/detox/batch

TheFlame52 · 2016-03-12T18:16:50.000Z

Murder a fellow survivor.
Eat a tomato.
Have some prick pie, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Eat a PB&H sandwich.

I CAN’T DO ANY OF THESE THINGS

Arek_PL · 2016-03-12T18:51:04.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:25, topic:8864”]Murder a fellow survivor.
Eat a tomato.
Have some prick pie, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Eat a PB&H sandwich.

I CAN’T DO ANY OF THESE THINGS[/quote]
why? you only cant eat anything elsle but you can still kill

pisskop · 2016-03-12T18:52:30.000Z

I believe ‘fellow’ is the operative word there.