# Cat-a-clysm: Metal Gear Kitten (aka cat mode)

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [October 30, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726 "2013-10-30T18:14:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/21 "2013-10-31T17:06:14Z")

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This mod is sorta needs some tweaking here and there. I also found an error in code.  
And you used some quite bad letters for cats. They look like shite.

Well, now I remember that shit

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**Author:** ![Rivet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/rivet/32/11_2.png) [@Rivet](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Rivet)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/22 "2013-10-31T18:03:10Z")

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This thread has made me laugh harder than anything in recent memory.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/23 "2013-10-31T18:27:00Z")

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[quote=“trusty\_patches, post:21, topic:3726”]This mod is sorta needs some tweaking here and there. I also found an error in code.  
And you used some quite bad letters for cats. They look like shite.

Well, now I remember that shit

Its pretty clear that you are not seeing what is the obvious truth, and that your tastes are those to be expected by a caveman with access to the internet

 ![](http://i.imgur.com/iZEDjsF.png)

Tell me how that sreenshot is not pure gaming glory. Its obvious that my tastes are more refined and civilized than yours and that I should be the one guiding the proyect. Having said that I think i will not dedicate more of my precious time to curing your primitive mind of its ignorance.

The snobby tone is overwhelming

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:31pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/24 "2013-10-31T18:31:15Z")

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Well then, you filthy twatty snobby jerk, enjoy your childish lolcats alone!

Son of a-- I can’t continue anymore, my sides hurt.

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**Author:** ![Caconym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aca169/32.png) [@Caconym](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Caconym)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/25 "2013-10-31T18:34:25Z")

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[quote=“John Candlebury, post:23, topic:3726”]Its pretty clear that you are not seeing what is the obvious truth, and that your tastes are those to be expected by a caveman with access to the internet

 ![](http://i.imgur.com/iZEDjsF.png)

Tell me how that sreenshot is not pure gaming glory. Its obvious that my tastes are more refined and civilized than yours and that I should be the one guiding the proyect. Having said that I think i will not dedicate more of my precious time to curing your primitive mind of its ignorance.

The snobby tone is overwhelming

Do I see some heresy here what is a zombie DOG doing among all those cats. You clearly lack the skill for such a task as replacing everything with cats.

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**Author:** ![vache](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea666f/32.png) [@vache](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vache)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/26 "2013-10-31T20:28:04Z")

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There’s a swimmer cat that’s still a Z. Also, needs a ceiling cat!

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**Author:** ![Gamerlord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@Gamerlord](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Gamerlord)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/27 "2013-11-01T03:21:51Z")

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Just… what?

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**Author:** ![Mdnthrvst](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mdnthrvst/32/13_2.png) [@Mdnthrvst](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mdnthrvst)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/28 "2013-11-01T03:56:42Z")

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> [@Gamerlord](#):
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> Just… what?

An extended joke mocking the DDA project’s equivalent of Lord Voldemort.

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/29 "2013-11-01T03:57:42Z")

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Don’t be like him.

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**Author:** ![GlyphGryph](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/glyphgryph/32/847_2.png) [@GlyphGryph](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GlyphGryph)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/30 "2013-11-01T05:43:57Z")

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> [@Caconym](#):
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> Do I see some heresy here what is a zombie DOG doing among all those cats. You clearly lack the skill for such a task as replacing everything with cats.

At the very least it should be a dog cat.

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**Author:** ![Natures\_Witness](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/natures_witness/32/165_2.png) [@Natures\_Witness](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Natures_Witness)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/31 "2013-11-01T15:58:31Z")

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Or a CatDog!

[I]On one fine day with a woof and a purr,  
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.

No blue bunny no three-eyed frog,  
Just a scratchin’ bitin’ little CatDog!

CatDog! Caatt-Doogg!  
All alone in the world was a little CatDog![/i]

Does anyone remember that show?

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/32 "2013-11-01T16:00:36Z")

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Yes.

And Ren&Stimpy is much better.

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**Author:** ![kevin.granade](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/kevin.granade/32/1316_2.png) [@kevin.granade](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/kevin.granade)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/33 "2013-11-01T16:50:54Z")

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That reminds me Glyphgryph, you could make your big snake monster be a human centipede.

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**Author:** ![John\_Candlebury](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/john_candlebury/32/6437_2.png) [@John\_Candlebury](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/John_Candlebury)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/34 "2013-11-01T16:53:27Z")

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[quote=“Natures Witness, post:31, topic:3726”]Or a CatDog!

[I]On one fine day with a woof and a purr,  
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.

No blue bunny no three-eyed frog,  
Just a scratchin’ bitin’ little CatDog!

CatDog! Caatt-Doogg!  
All alone in the world was a little CatDog![/i]

Does anyone remember that show?[/quote]

Wow that sounds disturbing

Well I think i am done with this you know I fear becoming the mask and all that stuff or whatever

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**Author:** ![vultures](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/vultures/32/69_2.png) [@vultures](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/vultures)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/35 "2013-11-01T18:02:52Z")

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You’ve almost missed the point, but a gggrrreeeaaattt tune it is! 😃

“Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr”.

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**Author:** ![bubbadoo14](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/bubbadoo14/32/2716_2.png) [@bubbadoo14](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/bubbadoo14)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/36 "2013-11-02T01:32:12Z")

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> [@vultures](#):
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> “Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr”.

My World History teacher has that as a poster in his classroom.

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**Author:** ![GalenEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@GalenEvil](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GalenEvil)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 9:44am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/37 "2013-11-09T09:44:05Z")

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Small update: This works nicely with the Mod manager 🙂

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**Author:** ![moist\_zombie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/moist_zombie/32/131_2.png) [@moist\_zombie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/moist_zombie)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/38 "2013-11-10T03:27:40Z")

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In IRC I thought Candlebury was joking about a full-on, furniture scratching CAT-aclysm, so I started converting them all into cats… And then found out he seriously did already do it 😃 But I went ahead and finished my conversion too, just to feel the glow of a completed project 😛

> **[monsters](http://www.mediafire.com/?b9t8754but37o84)**
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> MediaFire is a simple to use free service that lets you put all your photos, documents, music, and video in a single place so you can access them anywhere and share them everywhere.

Note that its just the monsters.json (to use just back up your original non-fuzzy non-adorable json and paste this one in) 🙂

Of course, not that it needs to be said, but my version is 150% better than if you took Cataclysm and made it 486% better and then took the top 10% of the best stuff and magnified it a hundred thousand times into full 3D and hired Hideo Kojima to write a contradicting and confusing main storyline and then reverse engineered the 3d backward into 2d baby-crap tinted perfection. About 150% better than that.

Do I think you are sheeple? DO I think you’re being lied to and deceived by the GalenEvil Empire?

> Do I think you are sheeple? DO I think you're being lied to and deceived by the GalenEvil Empire?

YES. So go ahead and just keep playing regular unimproved boring Cataclysm, fools! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[size=8pt]I’m soooo lonely…[/size]

![](http://i.imgur.com/dQmvBVV.png)

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**Author:** ![infectedmochi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/infectedmochi/32/206_2.png) [@infectedmochi](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/infectedmochi)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/39 "2013-11-10T03:54:02Z")

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Nice!  
A minor nitpick: “zombie cop” hadn’t been converted to furry-goodness yet 🙂

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**Author:** ![moist\_zombie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/moist_zombie/32/131_2.png) [@moist\_zombie](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/moist_zombie)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/cat-a-clysm-metal-gear-kitten-aka-cat-mode/3726/40 "2013-11-10T08:49:08Z")

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Yeah, noticed him in the screenshot… Changed the description and letter but not the actual name ☹ But its still a zombified cat in a tiny riot gear costume, so it still mostly works! 😃

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