# Bear Alarm Clock

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169>\
**Category:** The Bunker\
**Created:** [November 23, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169 "2013-11-23T18:02:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Heclapar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a8b319/32.png) [@Heclapar](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Heclapar)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/1 "2013-11-23T18:02:30Z")

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![](http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a602/Heclapar/BEARS_zpsae00018f.png)

The picture speaks for itself.What should i do,try to kill it with the zheihander or will it rip my head off?

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/2 "2013-11-23T18:05:44Z")

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> you block with your zweihander  
> you wake up  
> Is your character’s name Urist? Because I bet I’ve seen that thing before.

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/3 "2013-11-23T18:05:55Z")

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It’s gonna rip your head off. That’s why you don’t hit the snooze on a Bear brand Alarm Clock.

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**Author:** ![FunsizeNinja123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/funsizeninja123/32/118_2.png) [@FunsizeNinja123](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/FunsizeNinja123)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/4 "2013-11-23T18:51:24Z")

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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**Author:** ![Heclapar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a8b319/32.png) [@Heclapar](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Heclapar)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/5 "2013-11-23T19:00:00Z")

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Well that was anticlimatic.I two shotted it and it didnt manage to get an unblocked hit in.The wolf behind it damaged me at least.

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**Author:** ![RadaRadaRada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@RadaRadaRada](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/RadaRadaRada)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/6 "2013-11-23T19:10:51Z")

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Same happened to me too, but with zombear instead. I forgot I was wielding a gun, so I tried bashing the bear with it. Only after I died, I realized why.

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**Author:** ![Oragepoilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@Oragepoilu](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Oragepoilu)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/7 "2013-11-23T19:38:10Z")

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`Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.9-842-gb5e9d08 memorial file
In memory of: Brandon Allen
[...]
  08:54 The zombear hits your head.
[...]
| Year 1, Winter 2, 08:55 | field | Brandon Allen was killed.`

`Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.9-842-gb5e9d08 memorial file
In memory of: Kyle White
[...]
  15:46 The zombear hits your torso.
[...]
| Year 1, Winter 1, 15:47 | road | Kyle White was killed.
`

`Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.9-842-gb5e9d08 memorial file
In memory of: Landon Williams
[...]
  08:04 The zombear hits your torso.
[...]
| Year 1, Winter 3, 08:04 | field | Landon Williams was killed.
`

`Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.9-842-gb5e9d08 memorial file
In memory of: Liam Diaz
[...]
  10:24 The zombear hits your torso. x2
[...]
| Year 1, Winter 8, 10:24 | forest | Liam Diaz was killed.
`

Beaaaaaar.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/8 "2013-11-24T15:15:24Z")

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That is why you don’t wear Bear Brand Jerky Flavored Backpacks!

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**Author:** ![Dominae](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/dominae/32/53_2.png) [@Dominae](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Dominae)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/9 "2013-11-24T18:51:38Z")

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I put up a turret to protect me from this … I was trying to craft and install some reinforced windshield on my RV and, I swear, nearly every time I crafted it’d get interrupted by a new wolf, coyote, bear, Zombear … sometimes all at once. Oh … or those sewer rats, wtf rats everywhere and unhittable.

So, I set up a turret I made outa’ scraps.

Sadly, now instead of the enemies coming into view (or attacking me) I get interrupted by Pop-pop-pop’ing of the turret every five in-game minutes.

I replaced my 5 pieces of windshield with reinforced and walked around the corner to see what all the ruckus was and there was like 15-20 corpses of animals strewn all over and a huge number of 9mm casings mounted up.

I considered just making bear-traps or spike-pits or whatever to keep the animals at bay, but I assume they’ll just plug the traps with their corpses and walk over the corpse-bridges to attack me.

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/10 "2013-11-24T18:57:22Z")

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> [@Dominae](#):
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> I considered just making bear-traps or spike-pits or whatever to keep the animals at bay, but I assume they’ll just plug the traps with their corpses and walk over the corpse-bridges to attack me.

You assume correctly. REMEMBER: ALL LIFE IN NEW ENGLAND IS OUT TO KILL YOU. DON’T GIVE IT THE CHANCE.

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/11 "2013-11-24T19:48:48Z")

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Just keep the vehicle at 1 mph while you do things, my vehicle only goes 5 mph at max so I can walk around the interior and do things while the vehicle runs over everything that challenges it.

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**Author:** ![Shadowchaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Shadowchaser](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Shadowchaser)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/12 "2013-11-26T12:43:37Z")

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> [@EkarusRyndren](#):
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> [quote=“Dominae, post:9, topic:4169”]I considered just making bear-traps or spike-pits or whatever to keep the animals at bay, but I assume they’ll just plug the traps with their corpses and walk over the corpse-bridges to attack me.

You assume correctly. REMEMBER: ALL LIFE IN NEW ENGLAND IS OUT TO KILL YOU. DON’T GIVE IT THE CHANCE.[/quote]

I live in New England; this is not entirely inaccurate.

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/13 "2013-11-26T15:39:28Z")

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> [@gtaguy](#):
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> Just keep the vehicle at 1 mph while you do things, my vehicle only goes 5 mph at max so I can walk around the interior and do things while the vehicle runs over everything that challenges it.

What? Not hardcore enough to let go of the controls while the vehicle is pushing a hundred? SURE. IT’LL GO OUT OF CONTROL.

THAT’S THE FUN OF IT. HUZZA!

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/14 "2013-11-26T15:42:08Z")

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> [@EkarusRyndren](#):
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> [quote=“gtaguy, post:11, topic:4169”]Just keep the vehicle at 1 mph while you do things, my vehicle only goes 5 mph at max so I can walk around the interior and do things while the vehicle runs over everything that challenges it.

What? Not hardcore enough to let go of the controls while the vehicle is pushing a hundred? SURE. IT’LL GO OUT OF CONTROL.

THAT’S THE FUN OF IT. HUZZA![/quote]

I’ve done that once, I was tossed about inside after we hit a building and smashed down two hordes and three towns.

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**Author:** ![EkarusRyndren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/ekarusryndren/32/80_2.png) [@EkarusRyndren](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/EkarusRyndren)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/15 "2013-11-26T15:49:02Z")

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> [@gtaguy](#):
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> [quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:13, topic:4169”][quote=“gtaguy, post:11, topic:4169”]Just keep the vehicle at 1 mph while you do things, my vehicle only goes 5 mph at max so I can walk around the interior and do things while the vehicle runs over everything that challenges it.

What? Not hardcore enough to let go of the controls while the vehicle is pushing a hundred? SURE. IT’LL GO OUT OF CONTROL.

THAT’S THE FUN OF IT. HUZZA![/quote]

I’ve done that once, I was tossed about inside after we hit a building and smashed down two hordes and three towns.[/quote]

I’ve done it several times, usually to either grab my binoculars from a nearby container or grab a weapon (I always make sure I’ve got SOMETHING on me since the time the Flaming Eye TP’d me out of the MFB while it was driving at full speed… Took me three days to find it.)

ONCE. Once. once. I pull off one of my most epic moments. I had a school bus. in the back were my LAWs and a Hulk was approaching (and gaining fast) on my bus. Rather than speed up I let go of the controls, ran to the back (as it rotated clockwise) grabbed the LAW, activated it, and by that time the bus’ back had realigned with the hulk, kicked open the back doo, fired, killed the hulk, bus came to a stop. XD

It was awesome and I’ve never been able to do it since then XD

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**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/1X/21b5d044e8473b25d0bf905d60477e25f6fbe0cf.png) [@system](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/bear-alarm-clock/4169/16 "2013-11-26T18:40:48Z")

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Speaking of cars - I once got spawnkilled by my supersonic car.  
Like, you spawn, you walk to the basement entrance, you’re squashed by your own car.