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#121

[quote=“wilson7755, post:118, topic:8861”][quote=“Caconym, post:116, topic:8861”]YOU THINK THAT CAN STOP ME? FOOL ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS ENSURED YOUR OWN DOOM.

ALSO ANOTHER QUESTION HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?[/quote]
See that button that says ‘Caps lock’? Press it. It sometimes has a little green light that indicates that it’s on.[/quote]
I’m Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement


#122

Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
[size=3pt]Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.[/size]


#123

Pinecones. This should suffice as an answer.

  1. Headbutt your computer monitor as hard as possible.
  2. Snap your keyboard in half using your butt cheeks.
  3. Open the hard drive of your computer, and insert three pinecones into it.
  4. Wonder why I missed out step 4.
  5. Realise I missed out step 3 as well.
  6. Feel like an idiot because you actually checked to see if I missed out step 3.
  7. Anyway where was I… ah yes, lick the graphics card of your computer.
  8. Stand outside with no clothes on and scream ‘WOO HOO HOO I’M A POLICE CAR’ ten times.
  9. Come back inside, backflip through the window, headbutt your kitchen sink.
  10. Great results! Caps lock should now be off!

[quote=“Rhodri, post:122, topic:8861”]Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
[size=3pt]Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.[/size][/quote]

BOTH


#124

[quote=“Rhodri, post:122, topic:8861”]Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
[size=3pt]Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.[/size][/quote]

It is in fact a fantasy. You need to wake up Rhodri, you’ve been in a coma for three years now. Wake up now.

Where is waldo?


#125

[quote=“Rhodri, post:122, topic:8861”]Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
[size=3pt]Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.[/size][/quote]
You just need to open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…


#126

Waldo? you mean the guy in red and white pinstripes with a knife to your throat?


#127


#128

Why is my poop green?


#129

Because you have bleach in your toilet. Flush and examine your shit next time.


#130

Because you have bleach in your toilet. Flush and examine your shit next time.[/quote]
Did that it is now purple with ethereal green stripe, on scale of 1 to you are possessed by an other worldly entity, how screwed am I?


#131

Because you have bleach in your toilet. Flush and examine your shit next time.[/quote]
Did that it is now purple with ethereal green stripe, on scale of 1 to you are possessed by an other worldly entity, how screwed am I?[/quote]
11. From behind. No lube. No warning.


#132

WHAT DO I DO IF I MISSED MY KITCHEN SINK WILST TRYING TO HEADBUTT IT ?

WILL CAPSLOCK STAY ON FOREVER NOW?


#133

[quote=“Valpo, post:132, topic:8861”]WHAT DO I DO IF I MISSED MY KITCHEN SINK WILST TRYING TO HEADBUTT IT ?

WILL CAPSLOCK STAY ON FOREVER NOW?[/quote]
keep calm, put your elbows behind your head, dance a Cossack dance, and chant Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn while doing it.


#134

It worked now someone help me with all the monsters in my room.

Where did i put my sword…


#135

[quote=“Valpo, post:134, topic:8861”]It worked now someone help me with all the monsters in my room.

Where did i put my sword…[/quote]
throw salt on em. They hate that.


#136

[quote=“Perigrin, post:135, topic:8861”][quote=“Valpo, post:134, topic:8861”]It worked now someone help me with all the monsters in my room.

Where did i put my sword…[/quote]
throw salt on em. They hate that.[/quote]

If you then stick two fingers into their nostrils and wiggle your fingers three times in quick succession, they will dissappear into your neighbors’ houses. Remember to throw salt on them first though.


#137

I forgot the salt part what do i do now D:.

I think the send them to your neighbourghs house worked anyway though.


#138

[quote=“Valpo, post:137, topic:8861”]I forgot the salt part what do i do now D:.

I think the send them to your neighbors house worked anyway though.[/quote]

Jump in a pool of strawberry flavored yogurt just in case.


#139

meh I just be chuck norris for a day they never come back…ever.


#140

i do not have such amounts of yogurt at my disposal sir.

I shal take the risk of not beeing coated in protective strawbery yogurt.