“nuke it from space”
How do I get rid of a Catsplosion?
Create a Dogsplosion to chase it away.
You don’t get rid of Catsplosion. Catsplosion gets rid of you.
I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
No. You need to burn pancake shaped Jesus to be sent to hell.
Yes; you should have crucified them.
Where did it all go horribly, horribly wrong?
um… basically it all went wrong from the beginning and it never got better. Bye the way what exactly are we talking about now?
When Kim Jong Un came into power.
yep, that was it.
when I was born?
Yes; you should have crucified them.[/quote][quote=“Rhodri, post:66, topic:8861”][quote=“Caconym, post:65, topic:8861”]I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?[/quote]
No. You need to burn pancake shaped Jesus to be sent to hell.[/quote]
I am confus, halp?
Ask Jesus for the true answer.
He’s a pretty cool guy, I ate some fish and chips with him last week. Of course, he had to show off and multiply it by thousands to feed the whole town but yeah, pretty cool guy.
What spells/incantations/rituals work best for summoning Jesus?
burn a McDonalds kids meal while chanting the second ammendment. Do a little dance too.
What does procrastination mean?
Serious answer: To do things which are generally useless when you should be doing other commitments that are more important.
Unserious answer: Bagels
I dunno, I’ll look it up later.
burn a McDonalds kids meal while chanting the second ammendment. Do a little dance too.[/quote]
Is that all? No sacrifices of virgins and/or goats? No ominous chanting in some ancient forgotten language?
It’s like masturbation but without the mess…