Adding A New Race? Or Age?

[Soron]

Basically a girlfriend/noob race that is unkillable but still faces pain and hunger.

Girlfriend != inept gamer >_>. I expect that my girlfriend could trounce me in Halo, although I think I’ve got the edge when it comes to strategy games.

Hey, wait, did I just describe Gabe and Tycho? Graphics junkie vs. roguelike player… I think I did just describe Gabe and Tycho.

[system]

I don’t even.

But yeah, it’s the goddamn future. I want slime people and dog-morphs killing each other.

[halberdsturgeon]

The mutation system is already robust enough to preclude the need for distinct “races”.

When NPCs are fixed, add a chance of applying random mutations to them.

[system]

I want a slime mutation, where you become unkillable goo that still feels pain and status effects.

[Slax]

I want a slime mutation, where you become unkillable goo that still feels pain and status effects.

Played this text adventure game once where you start off as a regular ol’ human and end up as… just about anything. Sadly enough, it was a porn game so no tentacle/udder/extra limb went unsullied.
Lazy Cat said something about being willing to add sex to the game. The horror…

[Morrigi]

I want potato people. How can anyone disagree with the option to become a potato person?

[KA101]

I want potato people. How can anyone disagree with the option to become a potato person?

No! you’re not going to bake me!

-KA101, who would prefer to be a Fish or a Beast over a Potato (or other Plant).

(edited to avoid doubleposting-KA101)

[quote=“gtaguy, post:16, topic:1529”]I want a slime mutation, where you become unkillable goo that still feels pain and status effects.

Played this text adventure game once where you start off as a regular ol’ human and end up as… just about anything. Sadly enough, it was a porn game so no tentacle/udder/extra limb went unsullied.
Lazy Cat said something about being willing to add sex to the game. The horror…[/quote]

Shame, that. Sounds like an interesting game were it not for the porn angle. (Agreed that Cata doesn’t need carnality.)

[halberdsturgeon]

Time stands still as you and the blob lie in each other’s arms.

[system]

Corruption of Champions?

Fucking darling sparkling darkling (WTF autocorrect?) told me and I couldn’t resist.

But yeah, I want races to be like difficulty levels.
So where they have easy, mid, and hard races.

[utunnels]

T-1000 bionic upgrade vs slime mutation.

[system]

Slimes wouldn’t have mutations or bionics for balance.

[TheRealTenman]

God mode goo creature that basically falls unconscious when beaten

Wouldn’t that be insanely tedious to play?
I mean the ONLY reason for goo people exist is porn.
Goo and blobs. A good SPAMemy sure but as a PC…ZZZZZZZZZZZ (not to be confused with Z)

[halberdsturgeon]

Slimes wouldn’t have mutations or bionics for balance.

Chuckling at the idea of ‘balancing’ a god mode.

[TheRealTenman]

Mutated mosquito.
The game basically plays in slowmo.

[Slax]

Corruption of Champions?

Yes. Now you have to play it or ignore it completely. Playing it with any sort of immersion will likely… uh, change your life forever. Don’t forget to lube up.

[Ferodaktyl]

damn, now my mind keeps wondering how a sex-roguealike-ASCII game would look like. Still coming up with blanks only ( luckily ?!!)

[Pux]

damn, now my mind keeps wondering how a sex-roguealike-ASCII game would look like. Still coming up with blanks only ( luckily ?!!)

Let’s just say that you shouldn’t google “Noxico”.

[kevin.granade]

I want potato people. How can anyone disagree with the option to become a potato person?

Are you sure you’re truly a human being and not something else in disguise like a cabbage or something?

[kevin.granade]

I want a slime mutation, where you become unkillable goo that still feels pain and status effects.

Sure, but you also won’t be able to move.

[Morrigi]

No, not really. People keep telling me I’m an alien, but I might be broccoli. I’m really not sure.