# Add "sanity checks" for clothing on zombies

**URL:** <https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419>\
**Category:** The Drawing Board\
**Created:** [January 8, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419 "2020-01-08T01:19:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![4R53N1C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/4r53n1c/32/6819_2.png) [@4R53N1C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/4R53N1C)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/1 "2020-01-08T01:19:50Z")

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I’ve been seeing Orthodox priests dressed in cassocks wearing leather cat tails and platinum grills. I’ve seen zombies wearing tuxedos and cargo pants. It’s a madhouse. It would be nice to have some basic “outfit pools” that zombies can draw from so that we don’t have to deal with the Fashion Apocalypse as well.

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**Author:** ![GiggleGrassGatherer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gigglegrassgatherer/32/7743_2.png) [@GiggleGrassGatherer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GiggleGrassGatherer)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/2 "2020-01-08T01:40:14Z")

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In the grim darkness of the Cataclysm, there is only fashion madness.

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**Author:** ![4R53N1C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/4r53n1c/32/6819_2.png) [@4R53N1C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/4R53N1C)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/3 "2020-01-08T02:24:48Z")

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I just found a zombie wearing two belts, a kilt, a sweater, a top hat, winter gloves, two platinum grills, and knee pads. I am now convinced that The Blob had already taken control of humanity much earlier and tried to dress it’s thralls itself, having no idea how humans are supposed to dress themselves.

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**Author:** ![Mantar](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/mantar/32/42_2.png) [@Mantar](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Mantar)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/4 "2020-01-08T18:33:12Z")

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An inability to match clothing is an early sign of blob psychosis!

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**Author:** ![Endling](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/endling/32/6602_2.png) [@Endling](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Endling)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/5 "2020-01-08T19:39:26Z")

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I very much want this to be canon.

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**Author:** ![Endling](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/endling/32/6602_2.png) [@Endling](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/Endling)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/6 "2020-01-09T22:45:00Z")

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Dramatic re-enactment.

 ![hellofellow](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/cataclysmdda/original/2X/f/f3e185603c88d35d46455bced4dbb79a9524914a.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![D34DGuY](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/d34dguy/32/5555_2.png) [@D34DGuY](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/D34DGuY)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/7 "2020-01-09T22:54:40Z")

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Awesome, I love it! I personally find the absurd clothing drops amusing. Hopefully it doesn’t change too much. 😉

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**Author:** ![TheZoneWizard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/thezonewizard/32/1397_2.png) [@TheZoneWizard](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheZoneWizard)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/8 "2020-01-10T18:43:07Z")

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I got you beat friend. I just seen that very thing in real life 2 days back…Pfft…fashion noobs 😉

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**Author:** ![4R53N1C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/4r53n1c/32/6819_2.png) [@4R53N1C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/4R53N1C)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/9 "2020-01-12T03:49:40Z")

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That’s freaking amazing! xD

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**Author:** ![crazykiddeath](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/crazykiddeath/32/5709_2.png) [@crazykiddeath](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/crazykiddeath)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/10 "2020-01-12T04:07:47Z")

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I’m more worried about finding child zombies with ankle holsters and crack on them 😛

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**Author:** ![4R53N1C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/4r53n1c/32/6819_2.png) [@4R53N1C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/4R53N1C)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/11 "2020-01-12T04:29:21Z")

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I’ve actually found child zombies with crack on them before.

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**Author:** ![crazykiddeath](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/crazykiddeath/32/5709_2.png) [@crazykiddeath](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/crazykiddeath)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:21am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/12 "2020-01-12T08:21:56Z")

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No, I meant that I actually found crack and an ankle holster on a child zombie 😛

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**Author:** ![D34DGuY](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/d34dguy/32/5555_2.png) [@D34DGuY](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/D34DGuY)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:16am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/13 "2020-01-12T11:16:27Z")

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I too have found drugs on child zombies, remember that a child could be a 14 year old, not all children are 5.

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**Author:** ![crazykiddeath](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/crazykiddeath/32/5709_2.png) [@crazykiddeath](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/crazykiddeath)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:29am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/14 "2020-01-12T11:29:36Z")

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14 year olds with crack and holsters make me nervous 😛

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**Author:** ![D34DGuY](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/d34dguy/32/5555_2.png) [@D34DGuY](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/D34DGuY)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:42am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/15 "2020-01-12T11:42:08Z")

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Well just saying it’s not quite as absurd when viewed that way 😉

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**Author:** ![4R53N1C](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/4r53n1c/32/6819_2.png) [@4R53N1C](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/4R53N1C)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/16 "2020-01-14T04:31:48Z")

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I swear those teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They can care less, as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose; maybe they’ll leave you along, but not me.

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**Author:** ![TheNumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TheNumber](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/TheNumber)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/17 "2020-01-14T23:32:33Z")

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After at least five years of lurking the dda forums I finally create an account and break my silence just to say: omg it’s Tommy freakin’ Wiseau!

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**Author:** ![spicyshadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5e9695/32.png) [@spicyshadow](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/spicyshadow)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 10:06am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/18 "2020-05-05T10:06:16Z")

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Found child with motorcycle helmet, boots and touring suit on, shits crazy.

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**Author:** ![GiggleGrassGatherer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/discourse.cataclysmdda.org/gigglegrassgatherer/32/7743_2.png) [@GiggleGrassGatherer](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/u/GiggleGrassGatherer)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/add-sanity-checks-for-clothing-on-zombies/22419/19 "2020-05-05T10:59:05Z")

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