Achievements

[John_Candlebury]

[quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS!

[StopSignal]

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:50, topic:5518”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS![/quote]

This made my day.

[system]

[quote=“StopSignal, post:51, topic:5518”][quote=“John Candlebury, post:50, topic:5518”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS![/quote]

This made my day.[/quote]
Glad it did.

[dovla]

Over 9000!

Reach a bionic power level greater than 9000.

[Mrnocamera]

-I am so glad this is a game.
Cook and then eat 30 Burritos.

[halberdsturgeon]

• Skinner Box
  Get over 500 achievements.

[Arek_PL]

stick around - kill enemy by throwing (any) knife
free hero - kill zombie with crowbar
i’m gona kill this idiot with this idiot - kill enemy with body of other enemy
army of the dead - use only shotguns
Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty… - get mininuke
releaded - kill 1 zombie 2 times with gun
guns are for wusses - use only mele weapons
portable fort - use shoping cart to give advantage in mele combat
RebDoomer - kill 12 kid zombies and 1 normal zombie in shool and after this commit suicide
carry all the things! - get full eq and wear cargo pants, 2 backpacks
its a war what ordinary humans can’t win - get Cloaking System, Hydraulic Muscles and Repair Nanobots
McZeds - kill and eat zombies in fast food restaurant

[system]

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:54, topic:5518”]-I am so glad this is a game.
Cook and then eat 30 Burritos.[/quote]
-Thank God for Pepto
Cook and eat 50 Burritos

[Caconym]

Helmets are hardly heroic.
-Get killed while wearing armor everywhere except your head.

[EditorRUS]

WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOM
While driving a car, be killed by an explosion caused by a NPC who shoot at the gasoline tank

[Mrnocamera]

-The sun god.
Spend 1000 hours in sunlight.

-Heros prefer swords.
Find a sword.

[EditorRUS]

Yandere lover
Be friends with one NPC. After get your other “friends” killed by this NPC and he/she must be alive and still be friend with you.

[Mrnocamera]

If we’re doing that, then…

-Tsundere.
Befriend a NPC who dislikes you.

[kevin.granade]

Any kind of achievements popping up in-game would be optional, and most likely default off.
If we build out a decent set of tutorial style achievements, we might have a game start mode that triggers it, but it wouldn’t be the default either I think.

[Hibou]

Hey, this makes sense! - Level up a skill.
Booklearned - Level up 5 separate skills using only books.
Reloading, reloaded - Reload your own ammunition, and then put it in a gun.
Jesse, we have to cook! - Learn the recipe for low grade meth.
Home Improvement - Destroy a house by any means.
Actual cannibal, Shia LeBouf - Eat someone while in the woods.
The last man on Earth - Find a LMOE shelter.
Hey dummy, catch! - Kill 10 zombies by throwing items at them.
Not again! - Kill a zombie that had been killed by you once before.
They just don’t quit, do they? - Kill 20 revived zombies.
Them’s good eatin’! - Kill and eat a rat.
Hold your nose, it makes it taste better - Eat rotten food.
I can quit whenever I want - Have an addiction for two seasons.
The munchies - Go from starving to full while under the influence of cannabis.
Bringing a knife to a gunfight - Kill a gun-wielding NPC with a bladed weapon.
I never understood that saying… (Alternatively: My leg!) - Cripple a leg.
Stairs are for chumps - Fall down 5 ledges (and survive).
Things could be worse - Have morale of -49
We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.

[Arek_PL]

We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.

i did this

[spoiler]Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 11 Squares
Damage Taken: 521 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0

Ongoing Effects:
Piekielnie ci ciepło w głowę!!
Piekielnie ci ciepło w twarz!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w ręce!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w dłonie!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w nogi!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w stopy!!
Pain (178)

Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Owen Butler began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Caught on fire.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:02 | field | Owen Butler was killed.[/spoiler]

[Mrnocamera]

[quote=“Hibou, post:64, topic:5518”]We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.

i did this

[spoiler]Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 11 Squares
Damage Taken: 521 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0

Ongoing Effects:
Piekielnie ci ciepło w głowę!!
Piekielnie ci ciepło w twarz!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w ręce!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w dłonie!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w nogi!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w stopy!!
Pain (178)

Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Owen Butler began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:00 | evac shelter | Caught on fire.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 08:02 | field | Owen Butler was killed.[/spoiler][/quote]
You didn’t. You got 100+ pain, but didn’t walk 5 map tiles.

[Hibou]

Oops, got the quote wrong, the actual thing says:

[BadSniper]

Took An Arrow To The Knee: Have one of your legs crippled by a crossbow trap.

Use The Force!: Use a bionic implant to push an iron or steel object a short distance.

Channeling Indy: Get to the bottom of a mysterious temple.

Right To Bare Arms: Defeat a bear with your fists, either shirtless or with a top that does not cover your arms.

[spoiler=You’d have to be exceptionally bad at the game to earn these achievements.]
[hr]
Insanity Is…: Fail to clear a town (die while doing so).

… Doing The Exact Same Fucking Thing…: Attempt to clear the same town with a different character.

… Over And Over Again…: Fail to clear the same town 10 times in a row with 10 different characters.

… And Expecting Shit To Change: Fail to clear the same town 25 times in a row with 25 different characters.

(Bonus points if anybody gets the reference.)
[hr][/spoiler]

[Goombah]

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:63, topic:5518”]Any kind of achievements popping up in-game would be optional, and most likely default off.
If we build out a decent set of tutorial style achievements, we might have a game start mode that triggers it, but it wouldn’t be the default either I think.[/quote]

I think that’s the right way to do it.