Achievements

jokermatt999 · 2014-03-24T06:50:27.000Z

Yup.

Also, I don’t think most of these are intended as serious “this should be coded” suggestions, just a fun topic.
If they were intended to be coded, I’d rather they be an optional (though probably enabled default) soft tutorial. Have one for butchering zombies, cooking meat, cleaning water, using a crowbar, deconstructing furniture, etc.

Dzlan · 2014-03-24T07:14:20.000Z

Blackopsman9999:

Some of these seem impossible to code…

The point is for none of this to be officially coded in game. This is a thread for coming up with achievements and if you want, to attempt some of them. And to post your progress to them here if ya like.

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-24T16:00:39.000Z

-Seppuku.
Commit suicide with a katana while having moral lower then 40.

-Call me Ishmael, Bitch.
Harpoon 100 enemies.

-The Wild West.
Kill five enemies with a revolver while wearing boots, jeans, a leather trenchcoat, and a shirt.

-Screw you guys, I’m going home.
Abandon three NPC followers at the same time.

system · 2014-03-24T16:23:51.000Z

-Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAKE!
Get killed by a snake
-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-24T16:29:50.000Z

[quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS!

StopSignal · 2014-03-24T16:32:06.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:50, topic:5518”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS![/quote]

This made my day.

system · 2014-03-24T16:33:07.000Z

[quote=“StopSignal, post:51, topic:5518”][quote=“John Candlebury, post:50, topic:5518”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:49, topic:5518”]-See For Yourself
Blow yourself up with C4[/quote]

The pun, IT BURNS![/quote]

This made my day.[/quote]
Glad it did.

dovla · 2014-03-25T14:42:17.000Z

Over 9000!

Reach a bionic power level greater than 9000.

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-25T14:56:53.000Z

-I am so glad this is a game.
Cook and then eat 30 Burritos.

halberdsturgeon · 2014-03-25T21:15:09.000Z

Skinner Box
Get over 500 achievements.

Arek_PL · 2014-03-26T21:52:06.000Z

stick around - kill enemy by throwing (any) knife
free hero - kill zombie with crowbar
i’m gona kill this idiot with this idiot - kill enemy with body of other enemy
army of the dead - use only shotguns
Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty… - get mininuke
releaded - kill 1 zombie 2 times with gun
guns are for wusses - use only mele weapons
portable fort - use shoping cart to give advantage in mele combat
RebDoomer - kill 12 kid zombies and 1 normal zombie in shool and after this commit suicide
carry all the things! - get full eq and wear cargo pants, 2 backpacks
its a war what ordinary humans can’t win - get Cloaking System, Hydraulic Muscles and Repair Nanobots
McZeds - kill and eat zombies in fast food restaurant

system · 2014-03-26T22:56:18.000Z

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:54, topic:5518”]-I am so glad this is a game.
Cook and then eat 30 Burritos.[/quote]
-Thank God for Pepto
Cook and eat 50 Burritos

Caconym · 2014-03-26T23:03:25.000Z

Helmets are hardly heroic.
-Get killed while wearing armor everywhere except your head.

EditorRUS · 2014-03-26T23:04:36.000Z

WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOM
While driving a car, be killed by an explosion caused by a NPC who shoot at the gasoline tank

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-26T23:06:52.000Z

-The sun god.
Spend 1000 hours in sunlight.

-Heros prefer swords.
Find a sword.

EditorRUS · 2014-03-26T23:13:08.000Z

Yandere lover
Be friends with one NPC. After get your other “friends” killed by this NPC and he/she must be alive and still be friend with you.

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-26T23:16:14.000Z

If we’re doing that, then…

-Tsundere.
Befriend a NPC who dislikes you.

kevin.granade · 2014-03-27T00:59:12.000Z

Any kind of achievements popping up in-game would be optional, and most likely default off.
If we build out a decent set of tutorial style achievements, we might have a game start mode that triggers it, but it wouldn’t be the default either I think.

Hibou · 2014-03-27T01:09:41.000Z

Hey, this makes sense! - Level up a skill.
Booklearned - Level up 5 separate skills using only books.
Reloading, reloaded - Reload your own ammunition, and then put it in a gun.
Jesse, we have to cook! - Learn the recipe for low grade meth.
Home Improvement - Destroy a house by any means.
Actual cannibal, Shia LeBouf - Eat someone while in the woods.
The last man on Earth - Find a LMOE shelter.
Hey dummy, catch! - Kill 10 zombies by throwing items at them.
Not again! - Kill a zombie that had been killed by you once before.
They just don’t quit, do they? - Kill 20 revived zombies.
Them’s good eatin’! - Kill and eat a rat.
Hold your nose, it makes it taste better - Eat rotten food.
I can quit whenever I want - Have an addiction for two seasons.
The munchies - Go from starving to full while under the influence of cannabis.
Bringing a knife to a gunfight - Kill a gun-wielding NPC with a bladed weapon.
I never understood that saying… (Alternatively: My leg!) - Cripple a leg.
Stairs are for chumps - Fall down 5 ledges (and survive).
Things could be worse - Have morale of -49
We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.

Arek_PL · 2014-03-30T01:58:30.000Z

Hibou:

We must burn pain, and use it as fuel for our journey - Walk five map tiles with +100 pain.

i did this

[spoiler]Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 11 Squares
Damage Taken: 521 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0

Ongoing Effects:
Piekielnie ci ciepło w głowę!!
Piekielnie ci ciepło w twarz!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w ręce!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w dłonie!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w nogi!!
Piekielnie gorąco ci w stopy!!
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